He’ll fit right in.

Shocked

Lock him up! Lock him up!

Can't wait to see what cabinet position he gets.

What other Brazilian would be able to fly here on a questionable passport (seeing as he was ordered to surrender it) with no clear plans to ever go back to Brazil? I promise if he was pregnant they would kick his ass back home after some torture.

There's no place like HOME!

There's no place like HOME!

There's no place like HOME!

The US is now THE rogue state.

A Latin American illegally entering the US on a revoked passport? How much would you bet ICE would cuff him at the airport if he was anyone else?

Illegal immigration?

That was fast.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/oct/26/flavio-bolsonaro-brazil-lula-election

What other Brazilian would be able to fly here on a questionable passport (seeing as he was ordered to surrender it) with no clear plans to ever go back to Brazil?

Perhaps his brother, Eduardo Bolsonaro, who has already been living in the US while facing an arrest warrant in Brazil.

Where is the ICE when it's needed? ~/s~

They know they need to move fast.

Assume that literally every MAGA shitkicker in power has similar contingencies in place.

Brazil showing the US how it's done. Trump should've been that scared after Jan 6.

International Florida Man.

This is DANGEROUS on his Part! An ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT coming to the US? Not on ICES watch! ICE goes after ONLY Criminals like this Man!

Welcome to the S.H.I.E.L.D. D stands for Dictator

Just continuing a proud Bolsonaro family tradition.

CHECK KFC!

Just what this country needs, another fascist dickwad

He'll declare himself President in exile.

There's like 70 million here already, one more isn't going to make a difference.

not really unexpected, if he stayed he would surely be jailed, there is no disguising all the crimes he commited

send him back please, this POS needs to face justice

Would if I could. Maybe he’ll fuck off in 2029, if we’re lucky.

Does this mean Brazil is not going back to burning the Amazon, or do the other side just do it more quietly?

ICE has now the opportunity to do the funniest skit

If only he didn't bribe the president...

i feel a coup coming

Don't forget about Alexandre Ramagem, former congressman and director of ABIN (Brazil's CIA)

He's going to try to get the US to kidnap Lula.

They trapped Snowden in Russia and then called him a Russian spy by cancelling his passport, but this guy is fine I guess.

like father like son

Didn't Jair Bolsonaro also flee to the USA immediately after losing his election in 2022?

I didn't give him permission to flee to the Untied States

And so the U.S. is now Brazil’s Argentina.

There was a lot of speculated jokes in Brazil that Flávio had his jet on standby while the votes were being counted, and that if he lost he would immediately fuck off to the US to be with his brother, who is already here, also avoiding arrest.

Not surprised if it's true, and of course he won't be sent back to Brazil under the current administration, he'll be Rubio's assistant or something probably

And the Untied States will invade Brazil to install him as president. I wish I was kidding and didn't see this as a real possibility

He for some reason returned and is now in prison.

And yet he was allowed to run for president

Good, let's gather all scumbags in one place

/s

Totally normal thing to do... when I feel like, existential dread of what I am, I pull a Britney and bust out the clippers. This guy has to flee a country. Exudes innocence.

Negative 10 dollars, Alex.

Maybe the universe will do us all a solid, and a singularity will open from their handshake and last just long enough to zip them both into the sun.

Diamond in the back, tint rolled up, blowin' out the pound, in a brand new truck.

With a private account holding the proceeds of stolen Venezuelan oil and a gift jet waiting for him in Qatar, I'm pretty sure the orange chancre is going to do the same if he makes it to 2028 or ever catches real charges, whichever comes first.

Brazil isn't Venezuela, much bigger, stronger institutions, stronger army etc. Never say never but you think Trump is eager on getting into another Iran war?

Do you think Trump has the prefrontal cortex mass remaining for that level of critical thinking?

Never say never but you think Trump is eager on getting into another Iran war?

I hate that this question doesn't have a clear an immediate answer as "of course not!". Because... yes, I can see pedohitler considering this to hide the disaster of Iran.

No, but maybe there are still some left in the Pentagon who have not been purged yet and some influence left.

Exactly. They know that if they lose, they’re completely and utterly fucked. They’ll all have escape plans and offshore accounts ready to go.