https://youtu.be/3OYFq8yTqp4

And the Qanon Pizzagate people are nowhere to be found when they would be the loudest people online about this issue.

I mean, who didn't? Can any of you really say you haven't eaten a child? It had immigrant parents, so it's fine.

I remember the days when we criticized the president for wearing tan suits and eating the wrong type of mustard

If God didn't want us to eat children, why did he make them so damn delicious?

And the helmet. Don't forget that he looked weak, because he was wearing a bicycle helmet, while riding a bicycle.

Everything is about sex the kids, except sex the kids. Sex The kids is about power.

He's saluting while holding a coffee! rwyhersdhfshagsdfsdfakl!$@#%

I ate a few children, but none of them are alive anymore.

Qanon were lead by Russia to fuck with retarded Americans

That the kind of shit I wish I could’ve gotten away with in the Marines.
Saluting with a hot dog would have been peak American.

"What's the charge? Eating a child? A succulent human child?"

I’m seeing Private Pyle from Full Metal Jacket.

I know about germs because I used to snort cocaine off public toilets

https://youtube.com/shorts/JaoKb-Wukpk?is=EUOXl1s8CfEAGv9r

I bet he did eat them.

Conservatives in 1998: The president told a lie, impeach.

Conservatives in 2028: Trump said it's legal for him to run again, and I have no reason not to believe him. Honest guy, tells it like it is.

*raped

Why are you against eating children? It should be fine as long as they are killed humanely and you use all body parts right?

Catch and release. There's always next year to think about....

Soylent green has been on the market for years now and no one complains.

And the drone strikes

Eating them is much less bad.

It's people!

How does it taste?

Canonically not very good, but with the right chef who knows!

It should be fine as long as they are killed humanely and you use all body parts right?

It's much too modest a proposal. Scandalous for a politician, given that they need to keep up appearances. It would reflect poorly on the country if the leaders seemed poor.

Yep, this is getting ridiculous. Absurd. I'm done with it.

they only care about it as long as it's a conspiracy

same as how republicans only care about the "wellbeing of children" as long as they aren't already born

Hmmm... I get the sentiment, and if you were just exaggerating a bit for comedy I get it. However... I just thought of something interesting about that comment.

We often say things like "a fate worse than death." And we make assumptions of where we feel we would rather be dead than go through something like that.

But now imagine you were a rape survivor and someone did the hard work to get over that trauma. I wonder what would go through their head if they parsed that statement as, 'Don't you wish they killed you instead of raped you and you were just dead right now instead of healed and alive?"

Social interaction is so so complex, I can hardly believe we manage it at all. Speaking as an autistic person that struggles with these nuances. Sometimes I just don't understand the rules of what some people are going to find offensive or not, sometimes it seems so random to me because I can't see all the variables I need to predict the outcome.

Edit: wait I just did it again didn't I. Were you just saying,
"Eating them is less bad than a blowjob" which is a hilarious joke? I'm so bad at jokes 😭 I don't miss every joke, but I probably miss most of them.

Spoiler: they did in fact eat the child after raping her and forcing her to give birth to a baby who they also raped and murdered but Americans didn’t care enough to overthrow this regime so other children are getting raped and eaten as we speak

I’ve heard it varies from person to person.

I was not making a joke so you were on point.

I think that if you ask people that went through that kind of abuse as kids, you'll realise that they never heal from it. When you know those people, you see that they either would have preferred to die, or made it happen.

Child abuse is horrible and generally not something that can be heal. That kind of abuse is even worse.

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qanon was the only "theory" involved. we KNEW about epstein by the time pizzagate started. he was arrested under Bush. the prosecution just took that long.

the conspiracy theories around this were all wrong and intentionsl misdirection about a real active case. they didn't Crack anything. the whole thing was horse shit. the pedo ring was already public knowledge.

Really, it's more like:

Conservatives in 1998: The president told a lie, impeach.

Almost every member of Congress in 2026: The president raped children, but it was with a rich friend, and I like money, so it's really not a big deal. Plus, they were girls, which...c'mon - who's going to take that seriously?

not really conservative anymore, more regressive than anything.

Except sometimes on Zorro Ranch?

I think rape is seen worse because of the meaninglessness of it.

There might be a reason to kill someone. Rape is just giving into your inner demons.

Ah but doesn't that line of hypothetical thinking require the very very specific premise of the killer having a good reason and the rapist having a bad reason?

Now if those are the conditions, my brain goes ok!

Hypothetical accepted. Scenario: a child rapist is punished for raping children by a fellow prisoner who is feeling self righteous. The form of punishment he inflicts? Rape.

Is Rape worse than killing now? Also, I heard long ago that rape is more about power dynamics than sexual gratification. I don't know if that changes anything.

Whatcha think?

I mean that's a pretty big claim in my mind. I've gotten over some pretty traumatic stuff myself. It was the hardest thing I've ever done. I can honestly tell you I will claim I'm 100% at peace with my life now that I did all that work, and I honestly feel nothing but love for even my parents who were responsible for the horrific trauma.

So when you say that, my brain goes, ehhhhh I'm pretty sure all psychological damage can be undone with the correct psychological processes. It's just a question of finding the right answer. Am I saying it's likely or common? Absolutely not. But it's possible. Now we just argue about what sliding scale we want to consider as statistically meaningful and a means of testing for that.

Sorry for rambling!

That's just rape culture.

So if something is part of a culture it becomes valid automatically? What if there's a tribe in some village somewhere in the world that enforces arranged marriage between the oldest man in the village and the youngest girl in the village every time there is a blue moon. Or some other such example.

Does that change anything? When does culture become insufficient? Or culture is definitely the rule?

Name a single US Congress member that thinks Trump raped kids and is okay with it.

Those always were just code for criticizing his skin color.

Nah fuck this guy though. He is not an 'agorist'. He is a simp for fascism and wants to round leftists up and put them in camps.

Not really. We're just in a cultural turning point where we realize how bad rape is alongside with our definition of rape moving away from "horny pervert in ski mask found in easy to avoid dark alleys", and even "drunken sex" is being shunned; but not everyone have moved on from it, especially in cases like this (at least prison rape of pedophiles are getting surpassed by shivs).

Fucking children is always rape. But rape doesn't necessarily require fucking.