A play on:
https://piefed.world/c/asklemmy/p/946135/if-happy-meals-come-with-a-toy-what-do-angry-meals-come-with

A Vulcan toy with "realistic Vulcan neck pinch" tm

A VPN and a USB stick with a Linux installer on it.

What Linux distro is available in the 23rd century? Probably Debian

What do you mean "if"? Where did you think Picard got his collection of little starships?

Bobble Headed Picard

A Dax symbiote Matryoshka doll

Welp... I'm dumb. Paid no attention to the comm and was thinking about this federation of social media tools, not Star Trek's Federation 🤣

Starfleet's Happy Meals probably come with a gross of self-sealing stem bolts.

Lol, the comment fit Lemmy/Piefed so well too!

This made me legitimately LOL!

The worst part is I really want one of those now and am sad those probably aren't things that exist.

Bio Memetic Gel.

A copy of Fermat's last theorem.

A set of crocheted Dax characters with a Symbiote pouch in the stomach.

Fantastic idea!

A small cup of yellowish clear jello putty

A Tribble.

Oh no.

You just doomed us all

Self sealing stem bolts

Happy Meal toys are usually franchise tie-ins with popular kids movies and other media, right? (I haven't actually seen a Happy Meal since the turn of the millennium so idk).

Are there any series that show in-universe media? I feel like the closest thing is maybe that drug-game from STNG (s5e6).

A plush Moopsy!!!!

Ferengi bobble head dolls.

Tribble Hacky Sack

that moan when you rub their lobes

"The Game" ring-toss play set!

Five hundred cigarettes.

Yes I know it’s from a different show, relax for the sake of comedy. It’s fine. Nothing matters. :)

I'd expect a Bat'leth of course

Celebrating reaching Debian 42

LCARS Desktop Environment is a distro you can download now.

You just lost.

Depends on if this is the Blake's 7 Federation, in which case it's likely some toy Servalan favors.
If it's the Star Trek universe, it has to be a "modified" tribble (that won't breed).

God damn toy ate my happy meal!

The best Happy Meal toy: Little transformers that change into the food

Borg gacha-style figurines including Hugh, Locutus, Queen, and Seven of Nine. Gotta assimilate them all.

A base ball.

Eeeyahhh!

LOL!

Dilithium. Along with a random assortment of isolinear chips.

One of those miniature singing mark 1 EMHs!

Might also be the Trade Federation...

Post this to one of the 3d printing subs and wait.

That different show is more Star Trek than several Star Trek shows.

But does it come with a lifetime of experience?

No, just the vague sense of a lifetime of trauma.

I'll take it.

It comes with the experience of a lifetime

Miniature star ship replicas