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BastingChemina slrpnk.net BastingChemina@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-06-16
#152 · Quote Reply

I'm unsure if this is satire, but you don't rebuild a NixOS system every time you boot or SSH into it or something. It's sort of like the Arch "assemble your own vehicle how you want" image except it allows you to do so on new hardware declaratively. Like having dotfiles for the entire operating system configuration that are processed by the OS itself. Also really nice for unattended remote ins...

I love nixos, it's been my daily driver for the last 3 years for work and home.

A more accurate metaphor would be:

  • When modding the car, with a arch, Debian of most other distros you actually mod the car. If you want to change the seats you physically install new seats.
  • With nixos you don't intervene directly on the car, you change the blueprint of the car and let the robot reassemble the car according to the blueprint.
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yeehaw lemmy.ca cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-08-09
#153 · Quote Reply

This makes arch look pretty good.

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kautau lemmy.world kautau@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-18
#154 · Quote Reply

I love nixos, it's been my daily driver for the last 3 years for work and home. A more accurate metaphor would be: When modding the car, with a arch, Debian of most other distros you actually mod the car. If you want to change the seats you physically install new seats. With nixos you don't intervene directly on the car, you change the blueprint of the car and let the robot reassemble the car a...

Yeah that’s true, it’s more like changing the car builds a new car every time in case you want to go back to an old one (or eventually prune/gc and say good bye to the old cars lol)

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seggturkasz lemmy.world seggturkasz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-11-21
#155 · Quote Reply

I wonder what centOS would be like? Somthing out of commission, but remembered fondly even though it was anything but special or elegant. But it worked. And if not you could fix it easily. Maybe a trabant?

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Lifter discuss.tchncs.de Lifter@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-06-12
#156 · Quote Reply

Yeah that’s true, it’s more like changing the car builds a new car every time in case you want to go back to an old one (or eventually prune/gc and say good bye to the old cars lol)

More like the car changes parts around the user space. You still have the driver and baggage (files) intact inside the car.

Alternatively, you build a new car and teleport all of the inside of the car there, teleport the car to wherever the old one was and keep going from there.

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kamen lemmy.world kamen@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-19
#157 · Quote Reply

I wonder what centOS would be like? Somthing out of commission, but remembered fondly even though it was anything but special or elegant. But it worked. And if not you could fix it easily. Maybe a trabant?

And if not you could fix it easily

And if not, you could leave it with the rest of the paper for recycling.

/s

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HereIAm lemmy.world HereIAm@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-02-19
#158 · Quote Reply

Then this is Windows 10/11: Btw, it got stuck in Antarctica.

What the hell, that thing Is real!? I thought those were just some concept drawings like you get for future space craft from the 70's.

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poinck lemmy.world poinck@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-07-01
#159 · Quote Reply

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AItoothbrush lemmy.zip AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-06-12
#160 · (edited) Quote Reply

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Thats a cool sentiment but dont downvote the post because of that. That is the exact behaviour preventing many foss projects from becoming mainstream. Instead of disabling eachother if you had just commented this it wouldve been a really cool bit of constructive criticism. Still also it is just a meme.

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ccunix lemmy.world ccunix@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
#161 · Quote Reply

I wonder what centOS would be like? Somthing out of commission, but remembered fondly even though it was anything but special or elegant. But it worked. And if not you could fix it easily. Maybe a trabant?

It need to be something elegant and powerful, but not unfortunately not perfect; all while still being available to most people. A Rover SD1 perhaps:

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AItoothbrush lemmy.zip AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-06-12
#162 · Quote Reply

I'm unsure if this is satire, but you don't rebuild a NixOS system every time you boot or SSH into it or something. It's sort of like the Arch "assemble your own vehicle how you want" image except it allows you to do so on new hardware declaratively. Like having dotfiles for the entire operating system configuration that are processed by the OS itself. Also really nice for unattended remote ins...

I meam on boot it does do quite a lot of stuff and there are people who run nixos setups that basically erase everything and then relink the nix store to your root when you boot. Even tho i like nixos thats a bit too far for me. I use nixos like its an immutable distro where i build the image.

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ccunix lemmy.world ccunix@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
#163 · Quote Reply

CAD files and a BOM.

Nah, that's Linux from Scratch.

Gentoo is a Caterham 7

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MonkderVierte lemmy.zip MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-05-30
#164 · Quote Reply

That's not Windows, that's Oracle Solaris right there.

TIL

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da_cow (she/her) feddit.org cows_are_underrated@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-06-22
#165 · Quote Reply

LFS is just a dew blocks of plastic, iron, copper and the rest of the raw materials.

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scholar lemmy.world scholar@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-09
#166 · (edited) Quote Reply

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I'm not sure the metaphor works, I'm the only person who uses my computer, I don't go down to the computer station and wait for someone to drive the public computer along.

A pc is much more like a car than a train; it is something you own and you are responsible for. You get to choose the operating system and the software that is installed, you get to choose the colour of the box.

Linux isn't public transport, it's a factory that lets anyone come and help build a car. If you have a better idea for a steering wheel, or think that there's a problem with the engine you can fix, Linux lets you into the factory to make those changes.

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Frank lemmy.fraxoweb.com frank@lemmy.fraxoweb.com
Joined: 2026-01-27
#167 · Quote Reply

Damn, I might need to hop to Kali

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herseycokguzelolacak lemmy.ml herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-06-17
#168 · Quote Reply

where's gentoo?

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herseycokguzelolacak lemmy.ml herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-06-17
#169 · Quote Reply

Debian must be the 1999 Toyota Corolla

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pewgar_seemsimandroid lemmy.blahaj.zone pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-07-03
#170 · Quote Reply

what car would omarchy be? and what car would amogOS be?

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HaraldvonBlauzahn feddit.org HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-04-04
#171 · Quote Reply

Which one is GNU Guix?

Guix is enthusiastic, principled, lean, very reliable, it is rolling release, completely defined and automatically built from source, but with cached binary standard packages. You have something like Python's virtual environments in a terminal/shell, but with any distro package, and you can go back to any old version.

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HaraldvonBlauzahn feddit.org HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-04-04
#172 · Quote Reply

How would SuSE Tumpleweed in a VM on top of OpenSuSE Leap look? (That is a system which is a very stable base (a bit like Debian) but with a very current rolling release edition on top of it - which is a great solution for combining productivity (shit just works) with a highly actual development environment.)

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HaraldvonBlauzahn feddit.org HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-04-04
#173 · Quote Reply

Debian must be the 1999 Toyota Corolla

Debian is also one of the most secure distributions in terms of user control and security against vulnerabilities, since it is the same OS that runs most of the servers in the world - and therefore gets very quick and reliable security updates.

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IratePirate feddit.org IratePirate@feddit.org
Joined: 2026-02-02
#174 · Quote Reply

where's gentoo?

Still compiling.

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IratePirate feddit.org IratePirate@feddit.org
Joined: 2026-02-02
#175 · Quote Reply

Then this is Windows 10/11: Btw, it got stuck in Antarctica.

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tetris11 feddit.uk tetris11@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-02-17
#176 · Quote Reply

Which one is GNU Guix? Guix is enthusiastic, principled, lean, very reliable, it is rolling release, completely defined and automatically built from source, but with cached binary standard packages. You have something like Python's virtual environments in a terminal/shell, but with any distro package, and you can go back to any old version.

You also have to pray that your wifi works if using the default libre kernel. I'd liken it to a VW Beetle with a V12 engine swapped in to get it to run

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tetris11 feddit.uk tetris11@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-02-17
#177 · Quote Reply

TempleOS.

I wonder if the job requirements for that role are really strict, or really relaxed.

Like, "you must have 10+ years experience cycling, live in the Vatican, be a Catholic, and know CQC to a deadly degree"... or.... "be Nunzio's neighbours boy and be willing to wear a dress."

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∃∀λ programming.dev eah@programming.dev
Joined: 2025-07-09
#178 · Quote Reply

"I want to change the radio station, get me a new car!"

You wouldn't download a new car each time you want to download a new car.

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sudoer777 lemmy.ml sudoer777@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2021-02-18
#179 · Quote Reply

what car would omarchy be? and what car would amogOS be?

omarchy

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MrScottyTay sh.itjust.works MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-09
#180 · Quote Reply

Makes sense why I like arch then because I dream of being able to have the time and money to build a car

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BartyDeCanter lemmy.sdf.org BartyDeCanter@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-06-15
#181 · Quote Reply

Debian must be the 1999 Toyota Corolla

I daily drive Debian on a couple of thirteen year old laptops. This is exactly right and I’m damn happy about it.

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herseycokguzelolacak lemmy.ml herseycokguzelolacak@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-06-17
#182 · Quote Reply

Debian is also one of the most secure distributions in terms of user control and security against vulnerabilities, since it is the same OS that runs most of the servers in the world - and therefore gets very quick and reliable security updates.

which is the joke.

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dismay3915 lemmy.world dismay3915@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-02-15
#183 · Quote Reply

Debian is more like a honda accord or toyota prius.

Reliable, and only real car guys know they're cool.

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Korhaka sopuli.xyz Korhaka@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-01-14
#184 · Quote Reply

but I already have an ebike, I don't need a car

I have a regular bike because it is even cheaper to run than an ebike. What distro should we use?

Untaxed, unregistered, unlicensed, uninsured. Do all the maintenance myself.

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Sir_Simon_Spamalot lemmy.world Sir_Simon_Spamalot@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#185 · Quote Reply

Debian is more like a honda accord or toyota prius. Reliable, and only real car guys know they're cool.

Reliable, and only real car guys know they're cool.

Civic, then, or Corolla

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dismay3915 lemmy.world dismay3915@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-02-15
#186 · (edited) Quote Reply

Reliable, and only real car guys know they're cool. Civic, then, or Corolla

Civic, prius, yaris, corolla, accord (basically 90% f japanese cars) can be fit in this category

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ian feddit.uk ian@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-06-11
#187 · (edited) Quote Reply

Newbie: Hi I just want a distro to go shopping and for family tasks.

Mechanic: You want a racing car. Lift the hood and I'll show you how to operate all the adjustments. Racing cars need lots of tuning and youll need wide tyres too.

Newbie: Can't I just drive to the shops?

Mechanic: But you need to learn under the hood first. That's what Linux is all about.

Newbie: there is also no room for shopping in this racing car.

Mechanic: there is if it's just text files. Don't bother with all that jpeg and binary bloat.

Newbie: You know, as much as I hate Windows, either I didn't need a mechanic, or got one who didn't insist open the hood to operate it.

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MonkderVierte lemmy.zip MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-05-30
#188 · Quote Reply

Ok, right, mine is 7 instead.

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somethingDotExe lemmy.world Bullerfar@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-10-04
#189 · Quote Reply

How would SuSE Tumpleweed in a VM on top of OpenSuSE Leap look? (That is a system which is a very stable base (a bit like Debian) but with a very current rolling release edition on top of it - which is a great solution for combining productivity (shit just works) with a highly actual development environment.)

openSUSE would be a family SUV Porche

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IratePirate feddit.org IratePirate@feddit.org
Joined: 2026-02-02
#190 · (edited) Quote Reply

Ok, right, mine is 7 instead.

Vista, more likely. Win 7 wasn't a chonky one (for the hardware of the time).

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varyingExpertise feddit.org varyingExpertise@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-10-12
#191 · Quote Reply

Debian is more like a honda accord or toyota prius. Reliable, and only real car guys know they're cool.

Also the development department lets you borrow the current new generation prototype if you want and suddenly it's all current tech.

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HaraldvonBlauzahn feddit.org HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-04-04
#192 · Quote Reply

openSUSE would be a family SUV Porche

Do you have a picture?

Yeah I think it is a bit optimized for comfort.

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fulgidus feddit.it fulgidus@feddit.it
Joined: 2026-02-11
#193 · Quote Reply

Mor like gentoo or lfs... Arch nowadays is foolproof

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Bluewing lemmy.world Bluewing@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-10-25
#194 · Quote Reply

Windows 3.1 was peak Windows and I will engage in fisticuffs with anyone who disagrees.

3.11 you mean.

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Cellari lemmy.world Cellari@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-02-06
#195 · (edited) Quote Reply

Kind of you to assume Arch Linux is going to tell you what the outcome is going to look like :D

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Asfalttikyntaja sopuli.xyz Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-02-15
#196 · Quote Reply

Makes sense why I like arch then because I dream of being able to have the time and money to build a car

You wouldn’t download a car.

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michael_palmer lemmy.sdf.org michael_palmer@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2024-02-12
#197 · Quote Reply

Gentoo:

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HaraldvonBlauzahn feddit.org HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-04-04
#198 · Quote Reply

No one realizes how perfect of a choice this actually is.

Can you explain why? I am from Germany ... we don't have that kind of pickup.

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EldritchFemininity lemmy.blahaj.zone EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-11-22
#199 · Quote Reply

Bazzite: SteamOS:

I dunno, my first thought for Bazzite after switching from Windows a couple of months ago was more like this:

And immutable distros in general would be like this:

Faster by far than getting stuck in Windows traffic and It Just Works(tm) to get you where you want to go, but it's more difficult to go off the beaten path.

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HaraldvonBlauzahn feddit.org HaraldvonBlauzahn@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-04-04
#200 · (edited) Quote Reply

I want that one:

How is the distro called?

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presoak lazysoci.al presoak@lazysoci.al
Joined: 2025-11-29
#201 · Quote Reply

I daily drive Debian on a couple of thirteen year old laptops. This is exactly right and I’m damn happy about it.

Me too. Rock solid, sane and lightning.

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