Sims-ass bathroom

The piss puddle edition floor mat!

Is this about that throw-rug that looks like a toilet overflow? Or about the fact that the shower and toilet seem to be in the same place?

That's a butt sprayer

there's no shower. the hose thing is for cleaning your ass, like a bidet, if that's what you're referring to

actually, according to color theory, this brownish yellow is reminiscent of precious metals, like gold or brass, which symbolize wealth and prosperity

(context for those who need it)

Pretty sure one of The Sims games has that.

How can you guarantee that all that water ends up in the toilet? Plus there's no drain in the room. And there's a fucking shag rug that'll get soaked with poo water

Yummmmm space noodles.

Same way that you usually guarantee that all the poop and pee ends up in the toilet

Oops.

And there’s a fucking shag rug that’ll get soaked with poo water

At least then it'll be what it looks like.

Rug looks like crap, totally does not tie the room together.

Piss puddle rug aside, what's great about this is the small hand wash sink. So many designers just put the toilet in a closet without a sink.

Also, also guys, just sit down to pee if you're not at a urinal. No one is watching you, no one will make fun of you.

Sometimes I'm too lazy to sit down though.

Donny, you’re out of your element

$25k bathroom, $15 rug:

actually, according to colour theory, context matters.

Sitting down is like the second laziest thing you can do.

Plot twist: It's actually a white rug.

Oh gawd. The claustrophobia. C'mon, that's a serious medical condition. Architect really needs to runny over the floor plans again. Accidents can happen in such a smell sq. ft. area. That's dire- yeah... dire straights of a design choice so it's not gonna blow-over with the user.

Yeah, that's why I lie down to pee

i am the walrus

take a blacklight into this bathroom of yours

Sometimes it is easier to drain the whole bladder standing up.

Bet.

The toilet in an isolated room is good, though. Keep all those poo particles more contained.

You should get your prostate checked.

Some people already know they have an enlarged prostate.

That's not my bathroom.

Cupboard above the loo too

Why would you want a piss rug in the first place?

That rug used to be white you know...

The shower is not the problem here.

So you can't see the real piss on the floor.

I thought it's a diarrhea rug.

Welp, precious metal looks like you having the worst diarrhea and the toilet leaking.

Ah yes, a pissmat - a pissmat.

Ah, the infamous Double Upper Decker, the skybox seating of feces related pranks.

The designer bought a white rug, the customer bough cheap takeout.

Same

it was probably white when they bought it

with respect, worst runs clear

i swear i was like a leaky goddamned firehose

and you get to rest your legs. who wants to be standing all day

when your buttholes are blasting so hard you're making a puddle that color why are you standing? I mean this loses its joy after the first year

i mean if you need a hand rail but don't need a wheelchair that's just the right width tho. just gotta put in a mirror along one entire long wall upper half to open it up

I love that YouTube short.

I was about to say it's easier to wash tiles that a rug, but realized "out off sight, out of mind" is probably the actual strategy here.