I find it funny that the dude who made Hooters made it for himself because he was banned from so many strip clubs that he thought he would make his own version of one. And that because he only cared about himself, it never evolved and was dying until he sold it after declaring bankruptcy last year.

Maybe with the new owners, we will finally get the Femboy Hooters we really want.

don't give me hope. please let it be real

Wait until he hears about twin peaks.

The tits being visibly there but clothed just adds to the titillation. Makes sense to me. And it's less sketchy than a strip club.

Nothing more honest as long as the exchange is fair.

What's weird is that over the last few years they've been trying to say it's a family restaurant. They've gone for years as the place a bunch of Bros can go ogle some boons boobs, but now they're trying to pivot. Not gonna happen, just lean into it if you want to make it.

Maybe if the private equity didn't want to be in that business they shouldn't have bought hooters.

I was talked into going once on a high school trip in the early 90s and the waitresses at that location were B cups at most, but clearly picked just for looks. It was entertaining that the guy whose idea it was to go was extremely shy and had the hardest time just talking to the waitress. Wings were ok, but not good enough to ever go again.

More recently on an anniversary trip my wife talked us into going to Salt Life as we had been laughing about the 'slut life' looking stickers we saw back at home. It was the beach version of Hooters.

ogle some boobs

Kek

the secret to their sauce is Frank's and butter

they did have the best wings, and if you weren't a perv you'd get good service

damn good coffee, and hot

Ya'll want weirdo creepy shit?

My Dad made a thing of taking me, a 12 year old boy back in the early 00s, to Hooters, for a while, and would encourage me to oogle the servers.

This is... previously, before this, I was raised extremely prudish and right wing nutjob style Christian.

My Dad just snapped, internally, at some point... alcoholism followed this.

... my parents are still married, for some reason, even though they have clearly hated each other for a very long time.

Now when is someone gonna make femboy hooters a reality

While hilarious, I’m not in love with the oversexualizing of anyone by gross elitists.

As a socialist, if some workers want to create a sexy restaurant, cool.

Like I say about fox hunting ...maybe the people that like sexualising women so much should step up and be Hooters waitresses.

You said tit...illation.

In fairness there is something about Christians and treating women like shit.

In my area, they opened a "Hoots Wings," which was apparently some sort of quick-serve takeout version with no employees-as-sex-objects at all.

I say "was apparently," by the way, because I never felt tempted to go there myself, and it's already out of business.

Still, I guess I gotta give them credit for being true believers in their wings standing on their own merit, and also correctly figuring out that my (very progressive) part of town probably wouldn't be the target demographic for their traditional model.

Oh there's a lot more than just something.

How do you titillate an ocelot?

Me and a coworker could have stopped anywhere but we decided to eat at a Hooters just once so that we can say we did before it goes out of business

Still, I guess I gotta give them credit for being true believers in their wings standing on their own merit

Every job I've ever held seems to have the same recurring character: a middle-aged+ balding obese man who regularly makes creepy/sexist/racist comments, and when told off, dramatically throws their arms up and laments about not being able to make jokes anymore.

Anyway, one of the talking points this character routinely brings up is that they'll go to Hooters, but actually just for the Wings - they're really that good!

...no, David, no one's buying your bullshit. You go there because you like tits, and apparently not the ones hanging off the poor woman you've Stockholm syndromed into becoming and remaining your wife.

But apparently the whole "I go there for the wings!" lie is so common that even Hooters execs started to believe it.

...and seriously, why is David following me?? New job, there's fucking David, sometimes with a mustache, sometimes with glasses, or a funny hat or something... but he's always there.

...and seriously, why is David following me?? New job, there's fucking David, sometimes with a mustache, sometimes with glasses, or a funny hat or something... but he's always there.

You must have great tits wings

looks at scale

looks back at computer

...naw I'm sure it's fine.

Be the change you want to see

I just recently read a piece in which it was noted that the hooters waitresses are great allies to closeted gay boys that get taken to hooters by parents or family to encourage 'normal' heterosexual behavior.

I want expecting that but it was a pretty great aspect of a phenomenon that always seemed very one dimensional and flat to me.

Their wings are terrible.

I'll only attend femboy hooters if they are unionized

Isn't that the point of the original post though? Why is titillation needed during dinner?

Y'all

Or tilted kilt

Late, but a lot.

The Sexual Politics of Meat.

I feel morally obligated to put this into the thread.

Hooters is coming up with a delivery service where the Hooters' girl will come to your house and give you the restaurant experience at home.

They are planning on calling it Knockers.

It's like when Playboy stopped printing nude photographs because "people read it for the articles", then reversed that decision within a year. The brand just needs to own its demographic, which yeah for some things is just creepy, middle-aged dudes who need a veneer of non-sexuality to keep up appearances.

Or Goth Hooters or a combination..

Is this true?

spent a couple years somewhere in Europe. stuff i always thought should be normal goes without saying. strip clubs in the states aren't normal. blame the blue-laws and 3.2 beer.

Or when onlyfans wanted to have us pay for 'engaging family friendly content' 🤭. Sure the original idea was for regular movie celebs to monetize their fans. But at this point none of those will ever want to be found on onlyfans. Except Sasha Grey maybe 😅. Onlyfans has become a caricature. You don't pivot away from that. Just like hooters won't be for the wings or McDonald's for the salads even if they happen to be really good.

Yeah, this isn’t “sexual repression,” this is sexual control. The point is that the attractive women is in a subservient position to you.

When I graduated from 8th grade (that might be different from yall, but i spent 9 yrs at a k thro 8 grade school) i wanted to go to south st with my school mates. Mom was insistent, that dinner was for me and the fams, but i could pick where we went. I was sour.

I picked hooters on delaware ave, those wonderful big tittied jawns put me up on the table, sang a song to me and there are some silly pictures that exist somewhere..

Anywhoots I forget my point. Yes lets not objectify anyone, but like any big corp or franchise, they have some workers who are great and deserve respect.

Oh someone once told me it was because some states didn't issue licenses for strip clubs so this was the best thing they could get away with and it just took off (even without taking it off 🫣). But it was probably a made up story then.

Is Craigslist still a thing?

Because if it is, I'm sure you can find someone who will make it true for you.

Goth hooters that will spit in my drink

Somehow I never realized that I want a bar with goth staff and a psychobilly band on the stage.

feels like a different kind of perversion, something along the lines of "I wanna be able to go to a place with my wife and kids where I can also constantly fantasize about other women while pretending not to"

Well, the book explicitly says that women are less than men, so they are just doing what the good book says.

Totally agree those women are not flat

Oscillate its tit a lot