A dead deer, mind you.

This really raises a lot of questions

There’s the obvious why, and what the fuck.

But more interestingly are the questions of logistics and planning.

Did he kill the deer himself or just see a roadkill deer on the side of the road lick his lips and get to work?

These are very reasonable questions. But I don't really want to know the answers to them.

Plus aren't deer potential carriers of rabies? Like, could you imagine getting rabies from fucking a dead deer and dying because of that?

When they found him, the deer was dead. They don't seem to know if he started that way.

I am a victim here. I blame my passion for reading.

Probably a J6er.

That's even worse, because dead deer can't consent.

This is not the "furry sex" content I was hoping to see. 😢

D'oh!

Depends whether theres studies saying it leads to other more violent sex crimes.

Oh damn, looks like I'm about to stick my foot in it.

First, it's stupid that this is a criminal matter. If home boy is allowed to shoot a deer, cut it up, eat it, and make shoes out of it, who gives a flying fuck if he fucks the body first? Yeah, it's gross, but does it really need to come to jail time? It's a fucking waste of resources. Nobody fucking a dead animal is going to be rehabilitated by jail, period. Ain't happening.

With that out of the way, lemme step into the way back machine.

Now, there used to be dark corners of reddit, and there have always been dark corners of the internet.

So, for anyone that never took a shitty energizer flashlight and went poking into those dark corners looking for entertainment and/or education, I am the proud bearer of bad news.

This ain't a one-off event. People fucking their dead prey is sooooo not a new thing. While it's fair to call it rare, it's not exactly a 1 in a billion thing either.

On reddit, there were multiple people willing to admit to this behavior, and back in the early days of the internet past the aol era, there were a ton of chat rooms where the ugly side of humanity was there for the viewing. If one is able to stay relaxed and non judgemental in their responses (no matter what's going on in your head), people will open up about anything.

When it's something this deviant (and I mean it in the literal sense, not as an insult), you might be amazed how many people want to share their darkness.

So I've talked to people for whom this is a fantasy, as well as those that have done it.

Most of them, and they were all men except one, talked about the adrenaline rush of hunting leading to heightened arousal. In that sense, it's really the same underlying motivation as people fucking after their team wins the Superbowl, or after their own sport victory (and lemme tell you that arousal after contact sports or martial arts training is a very potent thing and can lead to much fun).

It's only the detail of it that's deviant, not the underlying mechanisms. It's wanting to fuck an animal, and wanting to fuck something dead that's unusual, not the wanting to fuck after a big spike of emotions and chemicals. Couples that hunt together are a perfect example, because there is plenty of fucking in camp when people succeed in their hunt. Hell, doesn't even have to be a hunt. Fishing camps can be a fuckfest. Birders cam get frisky when they find something rare to point their binoculars at.

But, a lone hunter feeling that arousal on doe days? Yeah, I'm betting it happens way more than even what I'm aware of. I know there's guys that have shoved their things into bucks to begin with, so a doe with an actual vagina? Anyone without a very tough inhibition filter that also isn't bothered by the idea to begin with is a deer fucker waiting to happen.

I'm not saying I approve of it. I'm not even saying that it isn't a sign of some serious issues. I'm just saying that humans like to fuck. And there's a very primitive part of us that doesn't really care what. The barriers to fucking things other than sexually mature humans are largely learned, not inherent in our brains.

You ever hear the saying that every mouth feels the same in the dark? In terms of raw sensation, our most primitive segments involved with arousal and orgasm have zero concern about what's providing the stimulus, only that it's there. There's a reason that victims of sexual assault can not only experience physical arousal no matter how much they hate what's happening, but can be forced to orgasm. It isn't a purely voluntary process.

So, if someone is already willing to ignore social mores and standard ethics or morals, the step from being willing to fuck some random animal to fucking a dead one isn't a big leap.

And those folks that were willing to talk about their urges to fuck their prey? They weren't usually freaks in general. They held down jobs, had families, had friends, they just got caught up in the rush of it. It's like those folks that will escalate risk taking to the point of self destruction just for a buzz from it. Yeah, there were truly antisocial people doing it, but they weren't the majority.

Now, this guy? Dude very likely could benefit from extensive therapy. Might even be the sort to let his inner self switch from animals to human bodies. No clue, but I still don't think jail is a useful solution to the problem he poses. Mandatory treatment? Yeah, maybe, and that has to go through criminal proceedings, but it's really closer to something like alcoholism in the way it needs to be sentenced.

No one is talking about how that guy is 32 and looks like he’s in his 60s

jfc! Missed that nugget! I guess you don't end up covered in fur, fucking a dead deer if your life is going well though

More importantly, what was the deer wearing??

Kentucky must be running out of cousins.

For some reason you initial part about killing them made me think of https://youtu.be/95LtKpQG9ek

What if he only read the title, but not the article? I haven't read the article.

When I started reading Darthcapi's response, I thought "NO VICTIMS??? WHAT ABOUT THE DEER???" And by the end of his comment, I found out the deer is dead.

And now....I guess I agree with Darthcapi. It's one of those situations where I say I'm fine with whatever a persons kinks are, as long as no one non-consenting is involved.

And.....technically I guess this fits that description. But man...

My ability to be accepting of everyone is REALLY being pushed to the limit here.

They didn't have that scenario in Oregon Trail.

It was always dysentry.

Depends on your definition of going well.

Allegedly….

Well, it has been a loong hard day

week

year

decade

life.

It's been a long hard life. Just think. He's only 32. He wasn't even born for 9/11.

Or maybe he was. I'm unclear how many years long 2020 was. 2025 was at least 6 years long. And January 2026 was at least 2 years.

Honestly it's all a blur. A horrific blur, in which I ask myself daily "What unspoken atrocities will we give birth to today, and how many people will suffer from this fresh new hell?"

And the answer is always "Yes."

One of these days I'm going ti watch the entire existing seasons. I've only caught some here and there, so this was totally new for me :)

fuck that makes me feel like my friend wasn't lying when he said I looked good and asked if I've been working out

because no, I haven't really. not any more than I was before anyways

That's Kentucky 32.

I just want to say thank you for a rational discussion on this rather gross topic.

I appreciate your approach to it, and I wish more people could discuss things in a logical objective manner like that.

Well, we know where Dirty Mike and the Boys got those deer lips

Relevant WKUK: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUDGfeO9-kI

Depending on what you want to pay, I can produce you a study saying it leads to healthy relationships, upright citizenship and heathy skin.

It was asking for it, field dressed like that...

Wait, is it the MAGA Olympics already?

that's not fair. they're probably fucking a trump realdoll.

Classic blunder, he shouldn't have given them ID. The whole case falls apart once they put "John Doe" on the paperwork.

Or John Deere?

He's not attractorve enough.

Doh! 🤦😂

The deer was dead,

Jesus christ...... I came to the comments first for the inevitable jokes and to make one or two myself but this is how I learned THAT extra bit of news......... yeesh.

I just want you to know I hate you for that pun. lol

Learn the danger of NSTDR^[Necro–Sexually-Transmitted Deer Rabies] today!

I've always wanted to fuck a deer. They're pretty hot. But there is no way I'd fuck a dead one and the deer would have to be a consenting deer adult. This guy just crossed a line that us ethical deer fuckers would never cross.

I’m sorry, but given that the deer was dead, wasn’t this guy basically fucking a piece of venison?

Not that that makes it morally okay and I’m sure there are some indecent exposure type charges that apply, but the deer doesn’t care anymore, which is the point of bestiality laws

Can one be an ethical deer fucker without having ethically fucked a consenting deer though?

which is the point of bestiality laws

If that were true our laws around meat farming would be very different

Clever. I wish I’d gotten a serious discussion out of this, but that’s the community.

People fucking their dead prey is sooooo not a new thing. While it's fair to call it rare, (...)

rare is what I would call it too

Poor guy just wanted to get better at writing/animating

I'm sure some of those Japanese deer that bow for snacks would be up for it, in exchange for the right treat.

A serious discussion about the ethics of bestiality? If that's the kind of place you're looking for I think you might have to create it yourself.