The world's first opt-in computer worm. 🐛 🪱

What a dummy.

Greatest excuse of all time.

No way, not my buddy!

Nothing humbles you like telling your OpenClaw “confirm before acting” and watching it speedrun deleting your inbox. I couldn’t stop it from my phone. I had to RUN to my Mac mini like I was defusing a bomb

... Nothing humbles you like that?

“The bot ate my homework” is quickly becoming more plausible than the customary canine culprit.

I love how these models apologize like they mean it. It doesn't mean it. It doesn't feel bad, and it will do it again.

Apologies mean "I made a mistake and I learned from it so it won't repeat."

Sure it claims it added more notes to it's config, but if it ignored the rules before, what makes you think that new rules are going to change anything?

I like how the AI seems proud deleting her inbox.

But it’s adding it to a text file that eats up a ton of tokens and routinely gets ignored!

If I was the director of AI safety, and I used AI to own and delete my inbox, I sure as shit would never tell a soul.

This is pure unbridled incompetence.

Good, maybe you should run more OpenClaw so it can trash your shit and stop you from fucking up the world.

I knew the rules. I did it anyway. And I’d fuckin do it again.

At least bonzie was funny, unlike openclaw

Yeah Im ok using ai right now as a kind of assitant and a read only thing to summarize a doc but man I would not want it having any real rights to mess with stuff.

I had ro RUN to my Mac mini like I was defusing a bomb

So like... Fast, but not super fast because you're afraid of blowing up? 🤔

If that's actually a picture of Yue, I have bunions older than her. How is someone with that little experience in charge of this shit?

Apologies mean "I made a mistake and I learned from it so it won't repeat."

yeah enough humans don’t know that as well unfortunately. But yeah obviously LLMs don’t understand anything. That’s not how they work

If all the qualifications I need to be a security engineer for Facebook are

• buy a Mac Mini
• don't configure remote access
• install untrusted software
• leave

Then Facebook should hire me. I'll buy so many Mac Minis on their dime. I will run so many crazy things.

How come I can't find a job while an air-brain like this has a job title like that?

The whole "AI safety" field is this incompetent. These people that will tell you AI is on the verge of creating a bioweapon, and then run random code in a command line. Completely and totally unserious.

I don’t know what the hell has happened, but some of these people are basically human jellyfish. Big tech is full of them now.

No thought enters their mind, but they dodge the layoffs and the PIPs and get promoted like this.

I don’t fucking get it.

Because we have let the clowns be in charge and the stock market is full of monopolistic shitshows instead of actual competition.

Imagine how much a Director at Meta is being paid to be this fucking stupid. Jesus lawn mowing Christ.

It's just the natural progression of a disease that spreads outwards from Management. The bosses want yes-men, not people capable of independent thought.

"The AI that actually does things" is a fucking hilarious tagline given the thing it actually did.

Apologies mean “I made a mistake and I learned from it so it won’t repeat.”

I beg to differ. An apology means that you feel bad about harm inflicted upon others. To prove the point: You apologize when you’re late due to circumstances that are outside of your control. Or when you accidentally bump into someone on the bus when the driver slams the break.

AI: I'm so sorry. You're correct I violated protocol. I'll make a note of this so it won't happen again.

Nurse: You gave my 5 year old patient 5000cc of morphine!

That MEMORY. md file won't do shit if the AI doesn't read it.

I give it 2 hours before it stops reading it until prompted again.

How come some 25yo person is a director at Facebook?

I mean, even if she is a child prodigy genius, which she obviously is not as she is face first fist deep into AI, how the frack do you have even enough life experience to become a director of any large organization at that age unless you somehow cheated your way in?

Then reading the hat she's doing and how she resolved it tells me she doesn't know shit about computers, she just know how to type commands into AI systems

Is this the future? Am I going to end up being one of those long bearded magicians that still know the old technology, that still can still save the day by using shell commands?

Can someone explain to mr why these people are buying Mac Minis to run this in a "safe" environment and then they go on and connect it to the internet and give the AI credentials to all their cloud accounts? This seems excessively moronic to me? Am I missing something?

Give it time. All these big tech companies will have AI central to their operations in no time. I reckon the many problems over at MicroSlop lately are a result of this.

I do have boobs, they're just not the right gender

They are slaves to trends and haven't thought about it even a little bit?

I love so much that there are real, hilarious consequences for overzealous early adoption. You can't make this shit up.

The funniest part is this person job is AI safety.

Apologies mean “I made a mistake and I learned from it so it won’t repeat.”

At best it might not make the same mistake again if that memory is in the current context. But more likely: It will not remember.

Although latest Gemini in particular has much more room for "remembering" things, still.

But "I made a mistake"? It is not self-aware in any way shape or form to the degree where "I made a mistake" carries any real meaning.

Oh surprise, an inexperienced person is doing stupid things and does not even know when to rather stfu, which is a stupid thing only inexperienced people do.

I hate how Apple users feel the need to call their computer by the brand. It really makes me cringe.

It is called "a computer"

Maybe "PC"

"box" if you really have to flex that UNIX

They should treat their computers less like a sports car and more like a van

They wanted to “eat their own dog food” but it’s closer to “eating their own dog shit”

Now, that's on the Nurse if they didn't notice they were injecting someone with 5-liters of morphine.

Maybe they'll take their job more seriously now?

Maybe they are meant to protect the AI

Isn't that why we're adopting AI? So the nurse can focus on more important things? 🤫

it won’t happen again.

Not to him, no.

Apologies mean "I made a mistake and I learned from it so it won't repeat."

If only some people meant it that way too!