Spot on as a FreeBSD and macOS user but those are UNIX rather than Linux (though I use Alpine Linux pretty heavily too).

FreeBSD and macOS user but those are UNIX rather than Linux

Yes, and the meme is which branch of christianity the OS is the equivalent of.

"Atheism" and "Spiritual but not religious" are not braches of christianity

I understand very few of these, except for arch, slack and the bottom row.

How is ope suse and chrome Os related? Are baptist and southern baptist very different?

I was unaware that the CoC would be cool enough to have motorcyclists.

Unitarian Universalism

I've heard mostly bad things about southern baptists, so I understand why the chrome os. I'm unsure of the relations of baptists and southern baptists.

Evangelicals are typically traditional, very conservative, and proud. I thats a play on the arch user of doing everything in the command line and letting everyone know.

Orthodox is has some nuonsed diffrences to Catholic, but is under a different hierarchy. Not sure how that relates to slackware

The bottem row are all non Christian, so they are aptly not linux.

Where does that put Judaism? Just a bare Linux kernel without the rest of the OS?

Judaism is Unix.

Arch is the denomination that is super proud of itself, despite being messed up for most people.
OpenSuse is Baptist due to it's general reliability and flexibility.
ChromeOS is Southern Baptist because it's barely recognizable as Linux.

Orthodox is Slackware because it's the oldest Christian denomination and changes very slowly.

“Atheism” and “Spiritual but not religious” are not braches of christianity

Is the joke really that complicated?

Depends on the CoC.

It's kinda a weird one in a lot of ways.

To stick to the theme of my chart, since Unitarian Universalism is non-trinitarian it would likely need to be a Unix-like OS that isn't Linux.
I would give it OpenSolaris. (And that's a compliment.)

I was really proud of a lot of these jokes by the way. Many are multi-layered.

Heaven's Gate: TempleOS

Presbyterian Biker ? (Bazzite)

Oh, of course!

I freaking loved Opensolaris!, so that works too!

If I go distro->religion then I guess I'm Orthodox.

If I go religion->distro then I guess I need to start using a TI graphing calculator.

Northern baptists were decentralized abolitionists, while southern baptists were centralized and pro-slavery.

Checks out

Slackware really should be Church of the Subgenius.

I feel like you made this chart for me specifically, so thank you

Nah Unix should be Zoroastrianism and Judaism should be Minix

ReactOS should be mormonism

EndeavorOS: Taoism/Buddhism?

I mean, he didn't get it, and to me that's one of the easier ones... Unless you mean the devil logo for free bsd

Also, yeah, the target audience knows the OSes better than the denominations, that's why we don't understand how they correlate.

Maybe write an explanation?

I have to find my damn calculator from 20 years ago?

FreeBSD is not linux, so atheism in this case means that they do not pray to linux gods at all.

What about Gnostics? I feel there is some severe underrepresentation for my favourite flavour of heretics.

It's not Linux, thus not even "Christian"

I just noticed, that the scheme also includes e.g. "Atheism" and "pagan", which aren't Christian denominations either.

I think several on your chart don’t believe in the Trinity? Pretty sure LDS, JW, and at least some Pentecostal? I think they all self-identify as Christian, though, but some Unitarians might not? Is that the difference?

That would be Linux from Scrarch, I think.

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ok but linux mint was my first distro and i did grow up methodist through my parents

Apparently I'm a non denominational evangelican btw

FreeBSD is definitely Satanism

Islam is Android

Tihi

Which I would appreciate ... if I had the least idea about Christian sects in the US.

Well to be fair, atheism and pagan also are assigned to non-Linux OSes here.

Don't worry, you can buy a new one, but they're still the same price...

Yes, the title of the scheme is confusing.

I disagree. You have MacOS as "Spiritual but not Religious".

MacOS is Hillsong.

Also, many of these are not Christian, and many of these are not Linux.

It's very Christian to not understand the difference.

How do I know this isn't proganda from Big Christianity?

~guess this chart makes me metheodist tho~

Wait, ChromeOS was explicitly created to support the institution of chattel slavery? Who knew?!

First up: FreeBSD is NOT a Linux distribution, and secondly, is NetBSD so small that it is nowhere to be found?

Berkeley software distribution ≠ Linux (or gnu+Linux, which is btw not true for all distros.)

It was created by google. That's not impossible or even particularly improbable

But at least with inflation...