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The Picard Maneuver
lemmy.world
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-22 |
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Swordgeek
lemmy.ca
swordgeek@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-11-15 |
Mom is stoned. |
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DeathsEmbrace
lemmy.world
DeathsEmbrace@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-09 |
Don’t you go aristotling on me |
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Onomatopoeia
lemmy.cafe
Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe Joined: 2025-01-02 |
Cold? Mom needs to learn to cook And if she can't tell the difference between cow, bison, deer, chicken, gator, and then think human flesh wouldn't stand out as completely unfamiliar... Well I'm not sure what to say. |
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shweddy
lemmy.world
shweddy@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-03-21 |
Food is fucking weird |
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Ledivin
lemmy.world
Ledivin@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-09-27 |
Cold? Mom needs to learn to cook And if she can't tell the difference between cow, bison, deer, chicken, gator, and then think human flesh wouldn't stand out as completely unfamiliar... Well I'm not sure what to say.
"cold raw flesh"
Or maybe you just need to learn to read? This is clearly before cooking |
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radix
lemmy.world
radix@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-11 |
Deep Thoughts by Werner Herzog. |
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crank0271
lemmy.world
crank0271@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-17 |
Mom is stoned.
"What kind of mushrooms did you put in the mushroom sauce?" |
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Tylerdurdon
lemmy.world
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-16 |
I mean, has she tried her leg? |
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DiceTrauma
piefed.social
CptHacke@piefed.socialJoined: 2026-03-20 |
Sounds like mom just took a hit of some gooooood shit. |
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square
lemmy.zip
square@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-04-21 |
Cold? Mom needs to learn to cook And if she can't tell the difference between cow, bison, deer, chicken, gator, and then think human flesh wouldn't stand out as completely unfamiliar... Well I'm not sure what to say.
Apparently the term "long pig" for human flesh originated because we taste like pork. I wonder if butchered cuts of human look like pork too. |
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lime!
feddit.nu
lime@feddit.nuJoined: 2024-08-21 |
that lady is dissociating. get her some therapy. |
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NotSteve_
lemmy.ca
NotSteve_@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-07-16 |
"cold raw flesh" Mom needs to learn to cook Or maybe you just need to learn to read? This is clearly before cooking
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Sharkticon
lemmy.zip
Sharkticon@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-12-21 |
Apparently the term "long pig" for human flesh originated because we taste like pork. I wonder if butchered cuts of human look like pork too.
I know Mythbusters used pig carcasses a ton because it was so similar to humans so I assume so. |
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Rhaedas
fedia.io
Rhaedas@fedia.ioJoined: 2024-03-03 |
Apparently the term "long pig" for human flesh originated because we taste like pork. I wonder if butchered cuts of human look like pork too.
I read a short story once where in the future they could synthesize foods (like Star Trek), and part of the challenge was to find the best flavors. At some point there is a combination formula going around that everyone agrees is the best tasting food ever. The end of the story is the person narrating who had figured out what the formula is simulating, and it's people. Also, Soylent Green is mentioned in the movie to be a very popular and preferred flavor, more than the past Soylent products. |
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Nimrod
lemmy.world
Nimrod@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-07 |
That’s because it is poetry. |
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moonshadow
slrpnk.net
moonshadow@slrpnk.net Joined: 2025-11-12 |
that lady is dissociating. get her some therapy.
Fuck that, get her elected |
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null
lemmy.org
null@lemmy.org Joined: 2026-02-21 |
Pre-vegan thoughts. |
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Manjushri
piefed.social
Manjushri@piefed.social Joined: 2025-09-29 |
Is your mom channeling Phillip K Dick? |
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potoooooooo 🥔
lemmy.world
ivanafterall@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-20 |
Is your mom channeling Phillip K Dick?
OP's mom definitely has a lot of dick in her, if that's what you're asking. |
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LePoisson
lemmy.world
LePoisson@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-02 |
OPs mom definitely got high as hell before eating her steak. |
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Etterra
discuss.online
Etterra@discuss.online Joined: 2024-12-10 |
It sounds like she's off her meds. |
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sp3ctr4l
lemmy.dbzer0.com
sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2025-04-10 |
An overdue existential crisis, or moment of clarity, caused by a lifetime of routine alienation between the consumer, the product, the store, the factory pen and butchery. Mom should read Marx, and The Jungle. Maybe pick up hunting, if she wants to see what it takes from her own pov. |
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Deacon
lemmy.world
deacon@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-13 |
Sounds like mom got a little crispy herself before dinner. |
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tgcoldrockn
lemmy.world
tgcoldrockn@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-07-07 |
Because you are unaware of 'prose?' |
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Nimrod
lemmy.world
Nimrod@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-06-07 |
That’s because it is poetry. Mom might need a psych eval, but it’s still poetry (and I love it).
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sartalon
lemmy.world
sartalon@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-10-15 |
An overdue existential crisis, or moment of clarity, caused by a lifetime of routine alienation between the consumer, the product, the store, the factory pen and butchery. Mom should read Marx, and The Jungle. Maybe pick up hunting, if she wants to see what it takes from her own pov.
+1 to the existential exploration. A little more lot and she'll eventually stumble in to "Where did this existence come from? Why is there matter to have a universe, why is there any existence at all? If God exists, how was he created?" |
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x00z
lemmy.world
x00z@lemmy.worldJoined: 2024-07-26 |
An overdue existential crisis, or moment of clarity, caused by a lifetime of routine alienation between the consumer, the product, the store, the factory pen and butchery. Mom should read Marx, and The Jungle. Maybe pick up hunting, if she wants to see what it takes from her own pov.
Maybe watch Dominion |
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ikidd
lemmy.dbzer0.com
ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2026-04-23 |
Mom trippin balls. |
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4am
lemmy.zip
4am@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-06-23 |
This is exactly why I voted for Trump to dismantle the EPA and FDA. If we can’t know anyway there’s no sense in wasting money on trying. /s |
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October
lemmy.world
edgemaster72@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-16 |
// I cooked a steak tonight // and was feeling alien // // How weird this gross piece // of cold raw flesh // on a cold plate is // // and I was thinking // I am just an animal // with the luxury of packaged flesh ...
The various spacings make this read to me like a William Shatner impression |
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discocactus
lemmy.world
discocactus@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-01-22 |
Pre-vegan thoughts.
Or pre-hunter. |
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BillyClark
piefed.social
BillyClark@piefed.social Joined: 2026-01-21 |
I place the rotisserie chicken onto the cutting board and grab one wing firmly, then with a practiced hand, twist and dislocate the wing from its shoulder. I pause for a moment to look at the joints in my own fingers, then continue to dismember the rest of the chicken with my bare hands. |
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stray
pawb.social
stray@pawb.social Joined: 2025-01-13 |
I'm pretty weirded out by everyone in this thread saying Mom is high as fuck or having a mental break because this feels like a pretty normal series of thoughts to me, and not like something that would be distressing or brought on by distress. |
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o1011o
lemmy.world
o1011o@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-03-07 |
Maybe watch Dominion
For busy moms who don't have time for a full documentary, try 3minutes.wtf. |
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CultLeader4Hire
lemmy.world
CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world Joined: 2026-03-28 |
Mom trippin balls.
lol right? Mom smoked a bit too much green before starting dinner |
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Soggy
lemmy.world
Soggy@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-01 |
I'm pretty weirded out by everyone in this thread saying Mom is high as fuck or having a mental break because this feels like a pretty normal series of thoughts to me, and not like something that would be distressing or brought on by distress.
You're just casually slogging through dissociative existentialism on a regular basis? |
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o1011o
lemmy.world
o1011o@lemmy.world Joined: 2025-03-07 |
Mom is beginning to see through her cultural conditioning to things that the owner class meant to be invisible. Mom is made of meat and the flesh on her table was once an individual like her, maybe even a mom like her, and Mom let herself become complicit in a system that makes one victim the victim of another victim all for the enrichment of the cruel and hateful creatures with economic power. |
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other_cat
piefed.zip
other_cat@piefed.zipJoined: 2025-10-02 |
// I cooked a steak tonight // and was feeling alien // // How weird this gross piece // of cold raw flesh // on a cold plate is // // and I was thinking // I am just an animal // with the luxury of packaged flesh ...
Trying desperately to recall AP English classes to remember which poet was particularly renowned for doing unusual spacing and alignment in poems like this. Hemmingway? |
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BeMoreCareful
lemmy.world
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-12 |
You're just casually slogging through dissociative existentialism on a regular basis?
You guys are getting through? |
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Psythik
lemmy.world
Psythik@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-21 |
I'm pretty weirded out by everyone in this thread saying Mom is high as fuck or having a mental break because this feels like a pretty normal series of thoughts to me, and not like something that would be distressing or brought on by distress.
Also, what's wrong with being high as fuck? |
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jnod4
lemmy.ca
jnod4@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-10 |
Trying desperately to recall AP English classes to remember which poet was particularly renowned for doing unusual spacing and alignment in poems like this. Hemmingway?
Some Ezra guy? |
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auraithx
piefed.social
auraithx@piefed.social Joined: 2025-02-06 |
I'm pretty weirded out by everyone in this thread saying Mom is high as fuck or having a mental break because this feels like a pretty normal series of thoughts to me, and not like something that would be distressing or brought on by distress.
It was for me too. That’s why I opt for the tofu now. |
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Spacenut
lemmy.world
Spacenut@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-17 |
Trying desperately to recall AP English classes to remember which poet was particularly renowned for doing unusual spacing and alignment in poems like this. Hemmingway?
ee cummings? |
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Proprietary_Blend
lemmy.world
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world Joined: 2024-12-25 |
Where funny |
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other_cat
piefed.zip
other_cat@piefed.zipJoined: 2025-10-02 |
ee cummings?
THAT'S THE GUY Thank you! |
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trem
lemmy.blahaj.zone
trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2026-04-20 |
I'm pretty weirded out by everyone in this thread saying Mom is high as fuck or having a mental break because this feels like a pretty normal series of thoughts to me, and not like something that would be distressing or brought on by distress.
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trem
lemmy.blahaj.zone
trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2026-04-20 |
THAT'S THE GUY Thank you!
Interesting, I didn't know there was actually a guy kind of famous for that. These days, it always feels like a bit of a meme, like,
^kbyethx^ |
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modus
lemmy.world
modus@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-12 |
Mom is beginning to see through her cultural conditioning to things that the owner class meant to be invisible. Mom is made of meat and the flesh on her table was once an individual like her, maybe even a mom like her, and Mom let herself become complicit in a system that makes one victim the victim of another victim all for the enrichment of the cruel and hateful creatures with economic power.
Fucking hell, man. I'm already depressed enough as it is. |
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Psythik
lemmy.world
Psythik@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-21 |
Pre-vegan thoughts.
I feel for mom. I want to be vegan but I hate legumes. So instead of becoming protein deficient because I refuse to eat beans, I'll just wait for lab-grown meat to finally get USDA (FDA?) approval. |
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Bane_Killgrind
lemmy.dbzer0.com
Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2025-06-15 |
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Some people just have a very narrow existence, I bet your spider poem was great. |
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