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I wouldn't even let my dog eat corn

5% of the mainland US, is corn. 5%. That is a lot. Drive through the midwest you will see why. Southern Illinois through Iowa, all corn.

Ethanol from corn is bullshit.

I'll drink ethanol from corn.