My horse was a gift. I'm not allowed to look in it's mouth.

What is that line?

How to tell the age of an Englishman:

Really thought this was a picture about the Alien monster extracting mouth thing.

So that's where “long on the tooth” comes from.

From Wikipedia:

The Galvayne's groove occurs on the upper corner incisor, producing a vertical line, and is helpful in approximating the age of older horses. It generally first appears at age 10, reaches halfway down the tooth by age 15, and is completely down the tooth at age 20. It then begins to disappear, usually half-way gone by age 25, and completely gone by age 30. The groove is named after horse expert Sydney Frederick Galvayne who claimed he had invented the use the groove to age a horse; however, it had been earlier described by his teacher Professor Hamilton Sample.

The teeth Squidward used to eat his first Krabby Patty

Holy shit is that why it's a thing? Cause you would be checking the age and it's rude?

Also "don't look a gift horse in the mouth"

We can now verify that Squidward is in fact a 30 year old horse

Peetah, The Haourse is here.

Yes.

What would a 100 year old horses teeth look like?

I thought it was more generally the health of the horse? Apparently it's both

Was it a trojan horse?

Yes, I've been told this is why. Because then you'd know if it was a good gift or not.

Source: A Newfie I used to work with eons ago.

Smashing!

Kind of like the 30-year-old teeth, but with no skin and gums...

this is a future meme

How does 35 look?

They get triple stripes on account of the prestige system.

27 I'd say

But if we called it the Sample Line we'd confuse it with the lines at Costco, and we can't have that. The Sample Lines are too important.

Well, sort of. While it does refer to horses, it’s actually a reference to how their gums recede as they get older, making the teeth look longer (at least according to Brewer’s).

This isn't always accurate if your horse has neglected teeth. Make sure to schedule those floats, y'all.

Amazing!

That brown stripe just keeps circling around like it's loading new teeth.

The horse told me it was Durex.

Give him a lick

You just typed it. It looks like a three and five next to each other, in that order.

What'a ya? Dense, or somethin'?

Ok, I will

Tastes just like raisins!

That's one mighty big condom.

Nah, Squid's quintessentially middle aged.

I'd say Sponge seems like an impressionable 20s-something, and Patrick has the vibe of some overly confident know-nothing 30 yr old haha

lmao

Galvayne who claimed he had invented the use the groove to age a horse; however, it had been earlier described by his teacher Professor Hamilton Sample.

What a prick lol

I had a hard enough time converting cat years to human years.

Don't make me do squid to horse.

what, you don't got tooth line? hey everyone, laugh at abbadon. they don't got tooth line

The horse sized ones aren't OTC. You have to ask the pharmacist as they are behind the counter. Not because they are prescription strength or anything. Apparently its because climatologists keep stealing them for low altitude weather balloons.

You know if you know, I guess.

I had a classmate at school who used to boast that he could suck his own dick. We expressed incredulity, but it was a weird flex for one so homophobic.

My wife has had no complaints. Well, not on that topic at least.

He ded

A who?

Shut up woman. Get on my horse.

A person from Newfoundland

Nah, it's different when their inbred