Eat shit Georgie.

Capitalist pig says buy our product or else. Story at 11.

FOMO, fear of missing out: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fomo

I for one do not welcome these AI overlords. Get fucked.

He seems to have a financial incentive to say this.

"You know who doesn't buy my drugs? Maidenless losers." Said every drug dealer in history. It's not even good marketing hype, it's just sad at this point.

heroin entrepreneur says all the cool kids are doing heroin

Can I get left behind?

"My farts smell nummy" - George Osborne

Waiting for the AI rapture to take all these fuckwits away.

Oh boy, it's time to show this gif of George Osbourne off his tits in Parliament again!

"Please be an early adopter, otherwise we might run out of money if you wait for the technology to mature and sufficient use cases to emerge"

That OpenAI that is strugglin to make any money out of their tech and will probably go bankrupt in a year? Ok

The only good use of AI would be to use the heat from its excessive power consumption to keep our sausage rolls warm

Oh, I thought it stood for Fuck Off, Miserable Osborne

Wasn't he the chancellor who introduced the tax on take out food.

lol

Holding on to one's preferred human culture and values is not being 'left behind' in any sense ... they may in fact be 'left ahead'.

The very same

Suck my LLM (Long Lingual Mallet)

You lived ignorant/happily under the current Oligarch overlords - at least for a while..

Shiiit,

Don't threaten me with a good time

Leave my country behind thanks!

I can do without this flavour of development: wealth concentration, surveillance, censorship, and inevitable enshitification

Call me in 20-30 years when its testing grounds have been burned down and its a client side only, fully open sourced consumer favored code

Don't need or want your Ai slop enshitified distopian dream thanks, Mr/Mrs dozen golden parachute packing multi-billionaire wannabe CEO

Happily? That's a stretch.

"left behind" sure I think most of the world is fine with that.

Going by the headline alone, fearmongering at best.

Hey it's Emily from Emily's Bags of Rice and I'm here to give you a totally unbiased warning: if you don't buy my bags of rice you'll regret it! Buy my product or you'll definitely die! Trust me, I know because I'm smart.

"Hurry! Before the bubble bursts!"

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