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Kid Rock humiliated as he's snubbed from Donald Trump's MAGA festival line-up
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LostCarcosan lemmy.today LostCarcosan@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-04-17
#102 · Quote Reply

Looks like Grandpa Meth Rock now, I mean, he’s always looked like a Meth Head, but ya

You don't have to insult meth rock like that. 7horse doesn't deserve that

...probably. Shit, I hate that I have to do background checks on weird artists now

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rumba lemmy.zip rumba@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2024-09-24
#103 · Quote Reply

This is so tough. My partner's mother is a vicious manipulator and abuser, still tries to put her hands on her grown children. I love him so much and want to do my best to support him but I can't have a relationship with her. She's not permitted at our house because every time we've tried, she starts a toddler tantrum over whatever comes to mind and gets violent. I worry it weighs heavily on hi...

I worry it weighs heavily on him

I'm on the other side of that equation, and while my father being a racist POS weighs a bit on me, inviting him over and dealing with that bullshit fallout would be 50x worse.

ya' doin' fine

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Raiderkev lemmy.world Raiderkev@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#104 · Quote Reply

I used to be a huge Kid Rock fan. But in my defense, I knew nothing about him, I was 10 years old, I'm German, and I understood none of the lyrics. (My biggest dream was one day being able to move to the US. Yeah, that changed, too.)

Yeah, I liked him when he came out, but I was literally 12. In my 20's I used to half ironically bust out Bawitaba when I was hanging with the boys as a throwback, and we used to half jokingly have it be our anthem. Then 2016 came and he started fondling Trump's balls daily. We haven't played it since.

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SaveTheTuaHawk lemmy.ca SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-07
#105 · Quote Reply

Imagine being 55 years old and still insisting people call you "Kid" Rock.

or being known for only only song.

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kometes sh.itjust.works kometes@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-04-17
#106 · Quote Reply

Isn't it just Milli now? I thought Vanilli offed himself. Or maybe it's the other way around. It would be disingenuous if one of them claimed to be a Milli or a Vanilli, when they aren't. Girl, you know it's true.

Milli Vanillus. It's Latin.

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boonhet sopuli.xyz boonhet@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-06-16
#107 · Quote Reply

or being known for only only song.

Was that the one about diddling kids or was that another one? I've never heard that or any other song from him tbh, I just remember that he apparently sang about how he likes kids

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captainlezbian lemmy.world captainlezbian@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-29
#108 · Quote Reply

If you haven’t read this classic - read it now. It’s . . . well. Just read it.

Respect to the author for showing just how sad and pathetic Richie is

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Jerb322 lemmy.world Jerb322@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#109 · Quote Reply

Kid Rock got shown up by fucking Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli. Who thefuck in the past 30 years has ever thought "I wanna hear Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli". Jesusfuck, 250th year Anniversary of this country and this is the "talent" we have to show for it. Fucking Vanilla Ice and Milli Vanilli......

Milli Vanilli?! One of them is dead, though....

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CIA_chatbot lemmy.world CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-19
#110 · Quote Reply

You don't have to insult meth rock like that. 7horse doesn't deserve that ...probably. Shit, I hate that I have to do background checks on weird artists now

Oh shit there’s something we need, a celebrity background check website! We can crowd source canceling everyone!

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Blubber28 lemmy.world Blubber28@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-13
#111 · Quote Reply

Imagine being 55 years old and still insisting people call you "Kid" Rock.

Don't you know his name consists of the two things he loves most in life? Rock and kids.

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technocrit lemmy.dbzer0.com technocrit@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-02-19
#112 · Quote Reply

Instead he'll just stay home shooting beers.

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Furbag pawb.social Furbag@pawb.social
Joined: 2026-01-27
#113 · Quote Reply

Don't you know his name consists of the two things he loves most in life? Rock and kids.

🤣

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WhyDoYouThinkThat lemmy.world WhyDoYouThinkThat@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-05-05
#114 · Quote Reply

Instead he'll just stay home shooting beers.

Insthed he'l jusht shtay hoem shootin' bears

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PhoenixDog lemmy.world PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-14
#115 · (edited) Quote Reply

Instead he'll just stay home shooting beers.

I'll never get over the conservative boycott over Bud Light by... checks notes.. buying a shit ton of Bud Light and shooting it.

What a smart thought process. I'm going to spend money on the thing I don't want to spend money on and just blow it up instead of just... Not buying it.

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PhoenixDog lemmy.world PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-14
#116 · Quote Reply

Jesus I thought that was a bad dream

We're all stuck in this bad dream together, friend.

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iegod lemmy.zip ieGod@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-04
#117 · Quote Reply

Has ANYONE actually heard Milli Vanilli?

Unpopular opinion but as a collective artistic project I have no real issue with their music. And in fact, it's quite good. Yeah sure their presentation was dishonest but I'd argue no more than modern auto tuned artists.

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Schadrach lemmy.sdf.org Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-07-11
#118 · Quote Reply

Was that the one about diddling kids or was that another one? I've never heard that or any other song from him tbh, I just remember that he apparently sang about how he likes kids

I would assume it's the one with the nonsense words they hired him to perform at the alternative half time show because the guy doing the real halftime show wasn't singing in proper English.

This one: https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/57/

You're thinking of this one: https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107858686749/

Nobody much paid attention to that one until recently, after all he hadn't been relevant at all for twenty years.

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PhoenixDog lemmy.world PhoenixDog@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-14
#119 · (edited) Quote Reply

Yeah, that was a typo. Wasn’t supposed to be plural.

Fans (sic)

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Schadrach lemmy.sdf.org Schadrach@lemmy.sdf.org
Joined: 2023-07-11
#120 · Quote Reply

Yeah, I liked him when he came out, but I was literally 12. In my 20's I used to half ironically bust out Bawitaba when I was hanging with the boys as a throwback, and we used to half jokingly have it be our anthem. Then 2016 came and he started fondling Trump's balls daily. We haven't played it since.

I mean he said it in the song "Now get in the pit and try to love someone" - you can't get much deeper in the pit than Trump.

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ShaggySnacks lemmy.myserv.one ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one
Joined: 2023-08-17
#121 · Quote Reply

Now this is a delicious LAMF moment.

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DioramaOfShit lemmy.world DioramaOfShit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-18
#122 · Quote Reply

Funny thing is I would have never listened to kid rock except my mom bought me one of his cds when I was like 12 because she thought it was rock music for kids.

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auzy1 lemmy.world auzy1@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-05-03
#123 · Quote Reply

Imagine being 55 years old and still insisting people call you "Kid" Rock.

Pretty sure it's a brand name at this point. I can't imagine anyone listens to him for his music.

They basically just use it as a fashion accessory to make other guys think they're masculine

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Doomsider lemmy.world Doomsider@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#124 · Quote Reply

Funny thing is I would have never listened to kid rock except my mom bought me one of his cds when I was like 12 because she thought it was rock music for kids.

It was rock music for kids, Kid Rock even has a song about it.

Young ladies, young ladies, I like ‘em underage,” Rock sings on the track. “See some say that’s statutory.” His sidekick at the time, the late Joe-C then chimes in, “But I say it’s mandatory.”

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rosco385 lemmy.wtf rosco385@lemmy.wtf
Joined: 2025-06-04
#125 · Quote Reply

Kid Rock is just Mike Lindell in a cowboy hat.

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PhAzE lemmy.ca PhAzE@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-08-03
#126 · Quote Reply

Oh, I thought he was humiliated just because he was kid rock.

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beejboytyson lemmy.world beejboytyson@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-06-22
#127 · Quote Reply

Pretty sure it's a brand name at this point. I can't imagine anyone listens to him for his music. They basically just use it as a fashion accessory to make other guys think they're masculine

Huh, I think they're gay as shit. Seems to have the opposite effect.....

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auzy1 lemmy.world auzy1@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-05-03
#128 · Quote Reply

Huh, I think they're gay as shit. Seems to have the opposite effect.....

You mean the guys buying cars to impress other guys might be gay? That is a stretch

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lechekaflan lemmy.world lechekaflan@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
#129 · Quote Reply

"...FUCK OFF!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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TrippyHippy lemmy.dbzer0.com TrippyHippy@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-02-07
#130 · Quote Reply

Has ANYONE actually heard Milli Vanilli?

their name is pretty much synonymous with the biggest lip-syncing scandal in pop culture history.

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Granbo's Holy Hotrod lemmy.world uberdroog@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-07
#131 · Quote Reply

I would assume it's the one with the nonsense words they hired him to perform at the alternative half time show because the guy doing the real halftime show wasn't singing in proper English. This one: https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/57/ You're thinking of this one: https://songmeanings.com/songs/view/3530822107858686749/ Nobody much paid attention to that one until recently, after all he ha...

He does not have soul like Al Green.

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melsaskca lemmy.ca melsaskca@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-09
#132 · Quote Reply

I find this a bit hard to believe. Is Kid Rock aware enough to feel humiliation?

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modus lemmy.world modus@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#133 · Quote Reply

Kid Rock is just Mike Lindell in a cowboy hat.

I've never seen them in the same room together.

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Widdershins lemmy.world Widdershins@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-04-04
#134 · Quote Reply

Kid Rock is just Mike Lindell in a cowboy hat.

kid rock is just some guy whose real name is Robert Ritchie who grew up in a wealthy suburb of Detroit

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MostRegularPeople lemmy.world MostRegularPeople@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-28
#135 · Quote Reply

I used to be a huge Kid Rock fan. But in my defense, I knew nothing about him, I was 10 years old, I'm German, and I understood none of the lyrics. (My biggest dream was one day being able to move to the US. Yeah, that changed, too.)

Devil Without a Cause was one of my favorite albums when I was in 8th grade. I made my mom listen to it in the car and I still feel kinda bad about it.

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abigscaryhobo lemmy.world abigscaryhobo@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-06
#136 · Quote Reply

You know they were so butthurt about the Superbowl they threw their own party. Their party here is going to suck and we all k ow it, time for everyone else to throw their own 250th party

I'd love to see 250th Anniversary parties everywhere but with giant "No Kings/Fuck Trump" banners everywhere, so they can't try to spin it as "oh look they all joined in"

Nah, fuck your ego-feeding birthday party, we are having our own party, with community and social wellness.

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