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‘OVER EASY VALENTINE’S’ [OC] (with ‘forever alone guy’, Joseph Erkhoff)
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- - - This is a comic strip - - -    Joseph Erkhoff approaches Maria in a café, dressed as a huge egg. He’s holding flowers and chocolate and he’s going for it, nervously. Joseph : HEY HI, MARIA. ERRRM… I WANTED TO ASK IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO BE MY VALENTINE?  Maria looks at him, unimpressed and uninterested. Maria: BEFORE I SAY NO, TELL ME WHY YOU’RE DRESSED AS AN EGG.  Joseph starts wailing. Joseph : BECAUSE I DESPERATELY WANNA GET LAID!!! Maria turns her back on him and takes a sip of her drink. Maria: UH-HUH. AND I BET YOU’RE FULL OF PROTEIN TOO.

cross-posted from: https://feddit.nl/post/51781215

Happy Valentine’s Day!

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