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heliotrope Member Joined: 2026-03-25
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s piefed.world s@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-08-02
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That would be a Carl’s Jr. menu item
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abcdqfr lemmy.world abcdqfr@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-07-17
#3 · Quote Reply

Punchline in the title, why
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perishthethought piefed.social perishthethought@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-07
#4 · Quote Reply

"She was looking like an erotic vulture"
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heliotrope Member Joined: 2026-03-25
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abcdqfr wrote:
Punchline in the title, why

I was going to post this to !brandnewsentence@lemmy.world, but I decided it wasn't strange enough, so I changed it to !tumblr@lemmy.world and left the title as it was.
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Gabe Bell lemmy.world GabrielBell12fi@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-23
#6 · Quote Reply

Reminded me of this :-
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fleem piefed.zeromedia.vip fleem@piefed.zeromedia.vip
Joined: 2025-11-20
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heliotrope wrote:
I was going to post this to !brandnewsentence@lemmy.world, but I decided it wasn't strange enough, so I changed it to !tumblr@lemmy.world and left the title as it was.

I'll buy that for a dollar
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Zachariah lemmy.world Zachariah@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
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fleem wrote:
I'll buy that for a dollar
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Remember_the_tooth lemmy.world Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-01-23
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abcdqfr wrote:
Punchline in the title, why

Yeah, kind of an erotic take, if you ask me.
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Zier fedia.io Zier@fedia.io
Joined: 2023-06-17
#10 · Quote Reply

Taco Bell: "Can I take your order?"

Me: "Yeah, can I get an erotic burrito?"

Taco Bell: ...
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GreenKnight23 lemmy.world GreenKnight23@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-09-21
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Zier wrote:
Taco Bell: "Can I take your order?" Me: "Yeah, can I get an erotic burrito?" Taco Bell: ...

the guy making your burrito before he shoves his dick in it:

you're gonna love it
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Lumidaub feddit.org Lumidaub@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-11-21
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Yes, I too feel that neuroerotic is an accurate adjective for whatever tf is going on with my brain.
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Viking_Hippie lemmy.dbzer0.com Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2024-12-04
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Gabe Bell wrote:
Reminded me of this :-

"You wonton hussy!" hits different.

And by "different", I mean "more racially stereotyping" 😬
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OpenStars piefed.social OpenStars@piefed.social
Joined: 2024-10-24
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Lumidaub wrote:
Yes, I too feel that neuroerotic is an accurate adjective for whatever tf is going on with my brain.

Don't just tease us with that - we want to see hear more!
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Lumidaub feddit.org Lumidaub@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-11-21
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OpenStars wrote:
Don't just tease us with that - we want to see hear more!

That's between the husband and me. By which I obviously mean my invite-only OnlyFans.
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OpenStars piefed.social OpenStars@piefed.social
Joined: 2024-10-24
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Lumidaub wrote:
That's between the husband and me. By which I obviously mean my invite-only OnlyFans.

Now that's what I call neuroerotic! :-P
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