This is why aliens don't visit us

Doing my part 💪😎

She seems fun

When I was a kid my brothers and me would gross out our family whenever we ate jell-o. We wouldn't just eat it, we would snort it. My parents and sisters couldn't handle it, one of my sisters actually threw up when we did it perfectly synchronized (we practised).

The thing is, jell-o is absolutely the perfect food for snorting. It doesn't change the taste at all and it's so soft it doesn't even hurt or anything going in. It's actually better, because the taste lingers longer.

We tried snorting all sorts of foods, with mixed success. Snorting a whole boiled egg is possible, but not recommended. First of all make sure it's not still hot on the inside, that's a bad time. Forcing it through can be a bit of a hassle, the white is fine but the yolk can be very dry and hard to compress properly. With some training it's perfectly fine though.

We might have been weird kids, but that's OK.

Wut

I used to do this with spaghetti as a kid, but uh, I guess this is also a way to do that trick.

Snorting a whole boiled egg is possible, but not recommended.

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It's her series of facial expressions that really tells the story!

You can do this with a baloon animal baloon that has a bubble of air at one end. Snort the tail, squeeze the air bubble through, then pull the now empty end through. I suppose you could do the same with the condom.