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It's not God's job to smite assholes. Not a Christian btw.

Pronountheus? Maybe Polymetheus? Hmm

The one scene from the movie why I can't dislike it.
This and some of the physical comedy makes me chuckle. I'm a simple person.

It is the big gay fault the straights black and white think. If the straights still had a rainbow

Yeah yeah we know it's yours and your pet dragon

My favorite story from the Bibble is when during the march of the penguins Hebrews to Canaan, the Hebrews got hungry and whiney. I would likely feel the same taking 40 years to get out of the desert (biblical numerology meaning why the fuck are we still in the desert Moses how do you get lost when you can see the sea and only have to march 450ish miles (at an ungenerous 5 miles per day that takes 3 months)). So YHWH sent them magical floor-bread every night. Then the Hebrews collectively rejected the concept of divine floor-bread and demanded holy floor-meat. So YHWH sent so many quail quesadillas to the Hebrew invasion march that they (and this imagery is part of the Bibble) were so full of quail that it came out their noses. I think the version I read first time said they ate quail until they vomited out they nose, all of them did it's in numbers. At... I can't remember the supposed numbers of the mythical march out of Egypt but let's say 50k-100k people (per tribe? Idk just multiply by 12 I ain't being paid to be a calculator right now) that's so much vomit.

Goofy ol YHWH. Act like you don't like his magic floor bread and he'll send quails to run around in your sinuses or whatever.

I think he was named well

...and then God put them on Earth where the humans live, just like everything else on flags. Are you saying that was unintentional? God made a mistake??? WHAT THE FUCK?? HANG THIS HERETIC!!!

I guess some of you guys want to dispute this whole thing, but I'll gladly accept the accolade of stole the rainbow from god.

Old people raving about religious crap should be committed to a home and not allowed to drive or vote.

Yeah he much prefers to fuck with random dudes, see the book of Job for further reference.

Preferably Shady Pines

So the quail thing almost sounds like a badly translated saying or folk term. Like raining cats and dogs for comparison.

God gave humanity the rainbow, we'll do what we want with it.

God's rainbow was different, it had a gradient like all those fucking apps with shitty AI integration

Religious persecution is a slippery slope. But what a ride it would be.

Solution: keep your imaginary sky goblins to yourself.

Yeah but it's a great saying. I'm full up to my nose of this food I ate so much.

Oh most certainly I'm just pointing out that Bible literalism dies on the throne of ancient culture, another one is forty days and forty nights most likely just means a long time.

As you noted it's still got a enough kick to it that you could revive it easily.

This is my favorite alt-right move.

“Racism/sexism/cultural appropriation/systemic inequality doesn’t exist, but if it did, hetero white Christian American men would be the victims.”

Again, not a Christian. As far as Christianity is considered, I see the son as the closest to God, definitely not the father.

eww eww uugh the red-blue mixing sucks so bad have they never heard of colors before???

Very common problem.
Computer Color is Broken - minutephysics (04:14)
TL;DW: Most software is too lazy to correct gamma.

Yes, Photoshop and GIMP can correct it before blending colors but I don't think most SVG renderers handle gradients correctly. They could add one or more intermediate colors but every byte counts if you're a AAA frontend dev.

yeah i know, gamma is the initial of my middle name

You're Greek? Or Eastern Slavic? (the Cyrillic Ge looks the same in uppercase)

(joking)

I mean, that is how the bible presents it. The tree provides the ability to distinguish between good and evil. It is a harmful oversimplification, especially when "good" and "evil" are undefined.

I wish I had killed my abusive parents when I was young.

They continue hurting people to this day.

I'm so sorry for you.

I'll pray for you and them

That makes you feel better while accomplishing nothing.

If you are truly sorry, stop spreading your backwards brainrot.

Kids are dying for your bullshit.

can I have an example?

Here is one: https://www.ncronline.org/vatican/vatican-news/story-lgbtq-youths-suicide-led-synod-delegates-cry-radcliffe-reveals

Participants in a closely-watched ongoing Vatican summit heard testimony about a young LGBTQ person who did not feel welcome by Catholic Church officials and committed suicide.

This is a case of great sorrow and grief. Everyone should feel welcome in the Church. "It is not the healthy who need a physician, but those who have maladies" - Jesus Christ of Nazareth

This is a case of great sorrow and grief.

Entirely preventable, but dipshits like you insist they are entitled to tell deadly lies.

Fuck you for choosing death.

This didn't happen because the Church believes in Christ, it happened because they already had certain mental issues and felt unwelcome in the church. This was mishandled severely.

They "felt unwelcome in the church" because bigotry is baked in to the entire religion. You have demonstrated that for us many times in these comments, homophobe. Murderer.

Fuck you for choosing death.