You misspelt it as hauch, which I humorously took as the german word Hauch, meaning whisp.

No hominid ate potatoes pre-fire. Not sure homo sapiens even existed pre-fire, though I'm curious if we inherited fire starting from our ancestors, learned it from neanderthals/homo erectus, or figured it out for ourselves.

I grew up bilingual German and English, and I didn't get that joke.
(In diesem Land werden Nomen immer noch grrroßgeschrieben!)

*myoglobin soup

There are a shocking number of people in this thread who have apparently never seen a prime rib before in their lives.

Dude is still full because he has parasites.

That's prime rib that a good veterinarian could bring back to life.

Probably because you lost 50lbs

Lol. I overheard this exact scenario.

A white lady asks a middle eastern woman how to make humous properly, like what she brought for lunch.

The woman replies that you soak the chick peas, boil them, then pinch off the outer skin and just keep the pea, then roast the sesame seeds, and blend it all with garlic, oil, lemon, pepper, salt, etc.

The white lady says, You actually pinch the skin off every single chick pea?

Yes, if you want the smooth consistancy, rather than mealy/grainy texture.

White Lady:That sounds like too much work, I'll just leave the chick peas out of the recipe altogether.

I sometimes wonder what it would actually taste like to just take a bite out of a living cow or pig as if I was a wild wolf. Like would it taste more or less like a steak/pork chop or would it be completely different?

Prime rib is my favorite, and I always order my steaks rare; I have never seen one this vibrantly pink. But I suppose it could just be the lighting/photo correction. The one on the right looks normal; the one on the left is practically neon.

They actually taste a little different in my experience

I imagine it would taste different given that most of the meat we consume is bled out. Probably the closest you'll get to that experience is game hunting and eating the meat straight away without exsanguination.

Its not raw. Its cooked. That mean it pink, not red