Sometimes I think you guys need to just be able to joke about shit.

DEATH TO ANIMALS!

Would you say it's..... Unhinged?

Okay, Ender Wiggin.

This is the most fun comment section in ages!

They wanna live they better snatch someone elses chip mate

Nah that's on you. If you let it you let your guard down, that's stolen fair and square. Git gud noob, bet you couldn't even catch one, fatass.

Hey, so your comments so far have been inflammatory and egging on, with a clear disregard for the actual situation unfolding.

I did appreciate some of your posts in the past, thus why I write this, but alas, you're included.

No, its a message to its friends.

Fine, your children then. IDC, whatever, life is meaningless to people like you and me when sensory pleasure is involved. Serve them up, yum. I love your children.

Exploiting the body of a vulnerable individual and causing them grievous harm because it feels good to you has a lot of names, and they all apply to you.

They can have mine, I could stand to skip a few

I always forget how heated stuff about seagulls get. I do hope some people are just playing into the bit, because otherwise…

Oof not sure how we got from harming a seagull to killing and eating children. Seems like an unnecessary escalation.

Not sure why I am getting so much animosity here as my reply was pretty much a joke. But sure, all that is bad is me and you are a saint for talking about killing and eating my children. Cheers!

HAHAHAHAHA!

They can't. They ded.

:(

It always harms us when we engage in cruelty and violence.

The people that are self righteous here should reevaluate eating meat if they eat meat. Most of your arguments could be made against butchering animals for food.

Inferiority complex.

Nah man sometimes that's the only common language.

BTW your downvote is cruel.

Fair, but seagulls are not migratory and aren’t in the list far as we see (unless we’re blind)

The situation isn't that a gull is trying to take your stuff, it is that they already have and the person is seeking revenge.

No, my downvote is not cruel. You are engaging in absurdity and frivolity to distract yourself because you are not willing to emotionally process what is actually a very difficult topic, one's own cruelty and violence. Like a child, you just say whatever obvious nonsense comes to mind. The content of what you say isn't important, as long as it functions as a distraction.

Whether or not it's "the only way" does not attempt to refute my point that it harms the person doing it. There is a cost. That's just more misdirection.

Ultimately you will "win" every argument this way, because bad speech is cheaper than good speech, and you can just keep saying nonsense until the problem goes away. Congratulations, you found the loophole to never having to have a real thought.

Oh but that cruelty is outsourced, you see, that makes it "civilised"

Okay. You've convinced me!

So killing sea gulls is fine because you personally don't like them.

I don't like you very much, do i now get a go at you? Come on, that is dumb reasoning

The what now?

Jainism

You coincidentally made all the same arguments a Jainist would make (with different phrasing and exasperation of course) so I joking said I found the Jainist.