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HrabiaVulpes europe.pub HrabiaVulpes@europe.pub
Joined: 2026-02-12
#52 · Quote Reply

Imagine finding a log with something like "we couldn't stop shareholders, our planet is doomed. We will start with a new colony on the planet closer to sun, perhaps this time we will not destroy our home"

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ILikeBoobies lemmy.ca ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-08-14
#53 · Quote Reply

Bugs or organisme from earth. It would means we have already contaminate this environment and we won't be able to tell if any discovered life form came from mars or from contamination.

I thought we knew we already did that with the rover.

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lividweasel lemmy.world lividweasel@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-05
#54 · Quote Reply

It's not? Everyone at my company has the same experience.

Your IT has set up Conditional Access policies with a Sign-in Frequency set too low (it should really be labeled as a period, because it defines the time period that will occur before reauthentication is required). For regular users like all of you, forcing reauthentication that many times each day is excessive and just cruel on the users. They maybe thought it would make them super secure, but it only trains the users that MFA is an annoyance rather than an important security feature.

It’s a setting that can easily be changed, so make some noise and see if you can get some feedback passed through your org structure to IT.

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hydrashok sh.itjust.works hydrashok@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-10
#55 · (edited) Quote Reply

I've worked at different places that used Teams, and that thing with having to re- login regularly is certainly fault of whoever administers Teams within your organization.

Agreed. Sounds like a config problem if the whole org is seeing it.

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hydrashok sh.itjust.works hydrashok@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-10
#56 · Quote Reply

It's not? Everyone at my company has the same experience.

Yep. I sign in once when the app is opened (which happens automatically as I’m logged into the computer as my Entra ID) and then am never prompted again until I close and reopen Teams.

Something is misconfigured in the environment, or there is a security policy that is set way too high, or one is scoped incorrectly. It is definitely not the normal or expected user experience.

Teams has a lot of faults, but that one is on your org’s admins and security team. Hopefully for you it’s a mistake and not done intentionally.

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placebo lemmy.zip placebo@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-12-23
#57 · Quote Reply

wtf even downvotes do you work in microsoft or what? or do we have "anything big tech is good" bots here
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Beehaw_Girl beehaw.org Beehaw_Girl@beehaw.org
Joined: 2026-06-07
#58 · Quote Reply

wtf even downvotes do you work in microsoft or what? or do we have "anything big tech is good" bots here

Bill Gates logged in under six different usernames to downvote it.

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SeeMarkFly lemmy.ml SeeMarkFly@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-02-02
#59 · Quote Reply

thats stupid in so many ways. nevermind the mountain of evidence that we evolved on this planet, two people cannot found a stable population. their children would be fine, but after that they're speed running inbreeding. it would only take a few generations for all kinds of genetic problems to start coming up and they would only get worse.

That negates the entire biblical story too.

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fraksken infosec.pub fraksken@infosec.pub
Joined: 2023-07-03
#60 · Quote Reply

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To be honest, we're talking microsoft teams here.

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Rose slrpnk.net umbraroze@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-09-18
#61 · Quote Reply

Artemis II astronauts going around the Moon: "I have two Outlooks, neither of which works"

Astronauts during the first Mars mission: "I previously had two Teams versions, neither of which worked, and now there's apparently a third one, and it doesn't work either"

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Mycatiskai lemmy.ca Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-27
#62 · Quote Reply

wtf even downvotes do you work in microsoft or what? or do we have "anything big tech is good" bots here

There is a novel "Microserfs" many years back and in it if I recall all the guys at MS drove Ford Taurus because at some point Gates drove one. So all the little serfs wanted to be like him.

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whats_a_lemmy midwest.social whats_a_lemmy@midwest.social
Joined: 2025-02-10
#63 · Quote Reply

They added the teams call sound as a horn to forza horizon 6, I made a few people tab out of the game with it lol

Amazing

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Jax sh.itjust.works Jax@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-22
#64 · Quote Reply

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6 is too many.

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Jesus_666 lemmy.world Jesus_666@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-04-03
#65 · Quote Reply

Artemis II astronauts going around the Moon: "I have two Outlooks, neither of which works" Astronauts during the first Mars mission: "I previously had two Teams versions, neither of which worked, and now there's apparently a third one, and it doesn't work either"

"Houston, what is 'New Teams Classic' and why is it asking me to log in three times in a row?"

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sudoer777 lemmy.ml sudoer777@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2021-02-18
#66 · Quote Reply

6 is too many.

If someone keeps pressing the button then it will fluctuate between 6 and 7 downvotes

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psud aussie.zone psud@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-07-26
#67 · Quote Reply

6 is too many.

I'd believe there are six people in management here who see Teams as a "good solution"

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psud aussie.zone psud@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-07-26
#68 · Quote Reply

Or theyre reactions to a message

Or calendar invites

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psud aussie.zone psud@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-07-26
#69 · Quote Reply

Just started at a place that uses teams. The window always says I have two unread messages. I don't.

If you go to notifications and filter by unread you will probably be able to find what it is

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psud aussie.zone psud@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-07-26
#70 · Quote Reply

While I agree the UI needs some work, getting prompted for MFA multiple times a day for just using Teams chat and meetings is not normal.

You can get multiple sign in requests if you change devices regularly. It's common to require authentication any time you change device

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Lovable Sidekick lemmy.world LovableSidekick@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-10-19
#71 · (edited) Quote Reply

Agile

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psud aussie.zone psud@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-07-26
#72 · Quote Reply

That negates the entire biblical story too.

Indeed it does. But it's not like people actually believe creation myths anyway >.>

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psud aussie.zone psud@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-07-26
#73 · Quote Reply

I thought we knew we already did that with the rover.

They took a lot of care to sanitise all of the landers and rovers

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FudgyMcTubbs lemmy.world FudgyMcTubbs@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-01
#74 · Quote Reply

Imagine finding a log with something like "we couldn't stop shareholders, our planet is doomed. We will start with a new colony on the planet closer to sun, perhaps this time we will not destroy our home"

I had the same thought. Evidence of a long extinct and clearly human civilization.

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ClownStatue piefed.social ClownStatue@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-05-13
#75 · (edited) Quote Reply

Your IT has set up Conditional Access policies with a Sign-in Frequency set too low (it should really be labeled as a period, because it defines the time period that will occur before reauthentication is required). For regular users like all of you, forcing reauthentication that many times each day is excessive and just cruel on the users. They maybe thought it would make them super secure, but...

I don't think I've ever had to sign into Teams (PR Outlook, for that matter) in my desktop. Mobile, I have to after changing my password. I assumed all the MS apps signed me in with my domain login on my laptop. On weird issue I have is things like SharePoint and Dynamics 365 asking me to sign in again after its already brought up the site, and clicking the button to do it just brings a blank pop-up that immediately disappears and I'm logged "for real" I guess.

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hydrashok sh.itjust.works hydrashok@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-10
#76 · Quote Reply

You can get multiple sign in requests if you change devices regularly. It's common to require authentication any time you change device

Not in my experience. I sign into lots of different systems every day and run Teams on all of them, and I never see any MFA prompts so long as I’m on a managed asset. Every system logs in to Teams automatically just by opening the Teams app.

Now, if you’re talking about a pinned app or SharePoint link or something once you’re in the app, maybe. But default chat and meetings should be the same experience, in terms of authentication workflow for the user, as launching and using Outlook.

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Midnitte beehaw.org Midnitte@beehaw.org
Joined: 2023-06-01
#77 · Quote Reply

Artemis II astronauts going around the Moon: "I have two Outlooks, neither of which works" Astronauts during the first Mars mission: "I previously had two Teams versions, neither of which worked, and now there's apparently a third one, and it doesn't work either"

Funny enough, he found out later he had three outlooks lol

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Pieisawesome lemmy.dbzer0.com Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-02-07
#78 · Quote Reply

I don't think I've ever had to sign into Teams (PR Outlook, for that matter) in my desktop. Mobile, I have to after changing my password. I assumed all the MS apps signed me in with my domain login on my laptop. On weird issue I have is things like SharePoint and Dynamics 365 asking me to sign in again after its already brought up the site, and clicking the button to do it just brings a blank p...

Yeah that’s usually the case, but some orgs don’t domain join devices cause they are bad.

Also the dynamics blank popup thing is your windows auth working

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ZombiFrancis sh.itjust.works ZombiFrancis@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-24
#79 · Quote Reply

Mars is doing the me gusta meme face.

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altphoto lemmy.today altphoto@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-04-14
#80 · Quote Reply

It turns out all the Rust is just dyno clippies that rusted out millions of years ago when the planet was populated by clipies.

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altphoto lemmy.today altphoto@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-04-14
#81 · Quote Reply

I understood that reference

One day kids won't understand the reference and will probably come up with stuff like "That's funny, didn't I donate my left testicle as required by Microsoft government for population maintenance purposes? Why are they asking me to donate my remaining testicle?

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halfeatenpotato sh.itjust.works halfeatenpotato@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-14
#82 · Quote Reply

Exact replicas of everyone on Earth. But we all have something... off about us.

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BrickEater lemmy.world BrickEater@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-30
#83 · Quote Reply

At least he temporarily lost some money and pride by wrecking his stupid uninsured penis compensator.

Obviously it hurt him so much he's become the worlds largest compensator. Maybe that's why all his kids are IVF

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