She was supermodel levels of gorgeous

I choose to believe this refers to the dragon

I think art might be their strong suit that drawing is really nice!

Miss frizzle on her off days I guess

That would totally make my month honestly

what the fuck!? when I worked fast food all WE got through our drive thrus at night was drunks, super karens, and drunk super karens

now im salty hehe

They could be even better at swordfighting, making that their strong suit. So you see, whether or not the pen is mightier then the sword depends on which is your strong suit.

The boob dragon jealously guards its hoard of wealth

Were you open after 2?

Me too. So like, I still remember the day a classmate brought kittens to class in high school. That made my next decade and a half (because one of them chose me, rode around in my jacket all day and came home with me. that is kind of cheating).

Uh, mine is cups. Little help?

that's cool but please don't fucking endanger animals like this, i detest seeing people with pets just loose inside the car, that thing's gonna turn into a missile if you have to brake hard or get into a crash.

Yes!! Every time I see a dog's head sticking out a vehicle window I think about what would happen to their neck if they got into a crash.

I mean, fair, but what bothers me is people who drive with their dogs in their lap. That's dangerous for everyone involved.

Best I can do is $3.50

What does "killing myself cancelled" mean?

"The plan I had to kill myself is canceled."

Humans don't get what it's like to stick your head out of the run machine and smell everything in town at once. They invented goddamn Cerebro and can't even use it.

So I'd imagine, because I'm not a dog.

Either that or the IRL version of Khaleesi

This is unironically so much better than AI "art"

How did I not parse this, lol.