Missed posting this on the ides of march?

We mourn the death of our beloved Caesar every day on this comm 😭

This cracked me a laugh. Come on, this answer was a genius pun.

What about Claudius? (I'm a Claudius stan, cried reading his Wikipedia article)

Claudius is my spirit animal, I too am a history-obsessed gamer with a limp and a stutter who wants more inclusion, justice, and consistency in my polity 😭

No comment on whether I too have a taste for women who are bad for me

Dad gets a dad joke

That's a clever use of an angle piece for the toga on the steps though.

Same here, I, too, am a limping, stuttering, drooling dummy who gets mocked by everyone and doesn't want a job but is forced to have one.

(once my schizophrenia tried making me believe I'n his reincarnation o algo)