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Count Binface will not be allowed to sit in the Commons wearing his space costume and bin head
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MonkderVierte lemmy.zip MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-05-30
#52 · (edited) Quote Reply

News post
  Opinionated commentary
    Post on a shithole
      Actual news

And of course it's a only screenshot, with no links.

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SabinStargem lemmy.today SabinStargem@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-03-15
#53 · Quote Reply

He should make it his mission to grant more attention to the minutia of official Parliamentary standards of dress than any MP in UK history. He should spend years figuring out the most outlandish possible outfits that still technically fit within the written dress code of Parliament.

Miniskirt kilt with fundoshi, and wooden Dutch shoes. Maybe a pope hat with Gurren Lagann sunglasses, too.

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Sanctus anarchist.nexus Sanctus@anarchist.nexus
Joined: 2025-09-08
#54 · Quote Reply

Count who now?

Lol

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BeMoreCareful lemmy.world BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#55 · Quote Reply

As an American, this is a funny joke, but don't take it too far.

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crapwittyname feddit.uk crapwittyname@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-07-01
#56 · Quote Reply

Nigel Farage started a byelection for himself, as a political maneuver to prove he still has the people's support after a recent scandal involving taking a lot of undisclosed money from some crypto billionaire, in an area his party dominates. Seeing it as a sham, every other party has stepped out, leaving the race entirely between Nigel Farage.... and Count Binface. If every other party potenti...

Farage quit because he was under investigation for taking a bribe, and he can't be investigated while he's not an MP. This circus is playing into his hands because people are forgetting about the bribe he took, which was the number 1 political story for weeks before this.

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BarneyPiccolo lemmy.today BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-30
#57 · Quote Reply

Humor is what politics is missing the most. Humor, and Empathy.

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BarneyPiccolo lemmy.today BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-06-30
#58 · Quote Reply

He can't remove it. It is The Way.

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Mycatiskai lemmy.ca Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-27
#59 · Quote Reply

What he needs to do is find religion.

If they have any kind of religious rules meaning Sikh can wear turbans then this bin could be his religious garb to not only protect him from the poisonous atmosphere but also to protect his soul.

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WIZARD POPE💫 lemmy.world Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-12-08
#60 · Quote Reply

What he needs to do is find religion. If they have any kind of religious rules meaning Sikh can wear turbans then this bin could be his religious garb to not only protect him from the poisonous atmosphere but also to protect his soul.

The rules apparently don't even strictly forbid hats and such. They just are generally not supposed to be worn.

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Mycatiskai lemmy.ca Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-27
#61 · Quote Reply

The rules apparently don't even strictly forbid hats and such. They just are generally not supposed to be worn.

Then I hope he comes in wearing his full costume and removes his bin only to be wearing a smaller more comfortable bin underneath.

Government in all our countries is a joke and maybe treating it as such right on the floor of the govt is the best way to get things changed for the betterment of all rather than the chosen few.

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darthelmet lemmy.world darthelmet@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-12
#62 · Quote Reply

Count Binface is my new hero. My country needs heroes like Count Binface

Is Vermin Supreme still doing things?

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matelt feddit.uk matelt@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-03-09
#63 · (edited) Quote Reply

What he needs to do is find religion. If they have any kind of religious rules meaning Sikh can wear turbans then this bin could be his religious garb to not only protect him from the poisonous atmosphere but also to protect his soul.

I am ready to convert to Binfacism - erm that sounds a bit wrong, I mean Skoupidotenekesoprosoponism in full support of His Binness.

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EÓGHAN lemmy.world E0GHAN@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-12-14
#64 · Quote Reply

What a load of rubbish. Rubbish unfit for Binface himself, even.

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wewbull feddit.uk wewbull@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-06-22
#65 · Quote Reply

What he needs to do is find religion. If they have any kind of religious rules meaning Sikh can wear turbans then this bin could be his religious garb to not only protect him from the poisonous atmosphere but also to protect his soul.

Recyclonism.

That's a much better look.

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wewbull feddit.uk wewbull@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-06-22
#66 · Quote Reply

So he can stand?

This is his 8th election. Of course he can stand.

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wewbull feddit.uk wewbull@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-06-22
#67 · Quote Reply

As an American, this is a funny joke, but don't take it too far.

What's too far? Humiliation of a far-right leader?

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wewbull feddit.uk wewbull@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-06-22
#68 · Quote Reply

Nigel Farage started a byelection for himself, as a political maneuver to prove he still has the people's support after a recent scandal involving taking a lot of undisclosed money from some crypto billionaire, in an area his party dominates. Seeing it as a sham, every other party has stepped out, leaving the race entirely between Nigel Farage.... and Count Binface. If every other party potenti...

There are 34 candidates standing though, including "names" like Rupert Fox. Most of them are nobodies and Fox will only take vote from Farage, so Binface is still the one to beat.

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BeMoreCareful lemmy.world BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#69 · Quote Reply

What's too far? Humiliation of a far-right leader?

No, when you accidentally elect him and he declares himself king.

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BodePlotHole lemmy.world BodePlotHole@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-10
#70 · Quote Reply

Is Vermin Supreme still doing things?

That's an excellent question.

After some light innernette, looks like he's just hanging out, doing crazy shit for no one in particular.

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SaveTheTuaHawk lemmy.ca SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-07
#71 · Quote Reply

There are 34 candidates standing though, including "names" like Rupert Fox. Most of them are nobodies and Fox will only take vote from Farage, so Binface is still the one to beat.

One candidate is a fish stick.

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SaveTheTuaHawk lemmy.ca SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-07
#72 · Quote Reply

Never overestimate the people of Clacton.

Difficult to under estimate.

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wewbull feddit.uk wewbull@feddit.uk
Joined: 2023-06-22
#73 · Quote Reply

No, when you accidentally elect him and he declares himself king.

He seems more than happy being a Count.

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BeMoreCareful lemmy.world BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#74 · Quote Reply

He seems more than happy being a Count.

Yeah, it wasn't my best joke.

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Reckless_Moose ttrpg.network Reckless_Moose@ttrpg.network
Joined: 2023-08-03
#75 · Quote Reply

Space costume AND bin head, so he could wear his space costume OR bin head.

Should probably go head, more recognizable.

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DreadPirateShawn lemmy.blahaj.zone DreadPirateShawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2023-06-09
#76 · Quote Reply

Space costume AND bin head, so he could wear his space costume OR bin head. Should probably go head, more recognizable.

HIS space costume and bin head, so he can gift them to someone else and then borrow them back to wear.

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