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MonkderVierte
lemmy.zip
MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip Joined: 2025-05-30 |
And of course it's a only screenshot, with no links. |
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SabinStargem
lemmy.today
SabinStargem@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-03-15 |
He should make it his mission to grant more attention to the minutia of official Parliamentary standards of dress than any MP in UK history. He should spend years figuring out the most outlandish possible outfits that still technically fit within the written dress code of Parliament.
Miniskirt kilt with fundoshi, and wooden Dutch shoes. Maybe a pope hat with Gurren Lagann sunglasses, too. |
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Sanctus
anarchist.nexus
Sanctus@anarchist.nexusJoined: 2025-09-08 |
Lol |
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BeMoreCareful
lemmy.world
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-12 |
As an American, this is a funny joke, but don't take it too far. |
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crapwittyname
feddit.uk
crapwittyname@feddit.uk Joined: 2025-07-01 |
Nigel Farage started a byelection for himself, as a political maneuver to prove he still has the people's support after a recent scandal involving taking a lot of undisclosed money from some crypto billionaire, in an area his party dominates. Seeing it as a sham, every other party has stepped out, leaving the race entirely between Nigel Farage.... and Count Binface. If every other party potenti...
Farage quit because he was under investigation for taking a bribe, and he can't be investigated while he's not an MP. This circus is playing into his hands because people are forgetting about the bribe he took, which was the number 1 political story for weeks before this. |
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BarneyPiccolo
lemmy.today
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-30 |
Humor is what politics is missing the most. Humor, and Empathy. |
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BarneyPiccolo
lemmy.today
BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today Joined: 2025-06-30 |
He can't remove it. It is The Way. |
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Mycatiskai
lemmy.ca
Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-27 |
What he needs to do is find religion. If they have any kind of religious rules meaning Sikh can wear turbans then this bin could be his religious garb to not only protect him from the poisonous atmosphere but also to protect his soul. |
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WIZARD POPE💫
lemmy.world
Wizard_Pope@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-12-08 |
What he needs to do is find religion. If they have any kind of religious rules meaning Sikh can wear turbans then this bin could be his religious garb to not only protect him from the poisonous atmosphere but also to protect his soul.
The rules apparently don't even strictly forbid hats and such. They just are generally not supposed to be worn. |
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Mycatiskai
lemmy.ca
Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca Joined: 2023-06-27 |
The rules apparently don't even strictly forbid hats and such. They just are generally not supposed to be worn.
Then I hope he comes in wearing his full costume and removes his bin only to be wearing a smaller more comfortable bin underneath. Government in all our countries is a joke and maybe treating it as such right on the floor of the govt is the best way to get things changed for the betterment of all rather than the chosen few. |
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darthelmet
lemmy.world
darthelmet@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-12 |
Count Binface is my new hero. My country needs heroes like Count Binface
Is Vermin Supreme still doing things? |
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matelt
feddit.uk
matelt@feddit.ukJoined: 2025-03-09 |
What he needs to do is find religion. If they have any kind of religious rules meaning Sikh can wear turbans then this bin could be his religious garb to not only protect him from the poisonous atmosphere but also to protect his soul.
I am ready to convert to Binfacism - erm that sounds a bit wrong, I mean Skoupidotenekesoprosoponism in full support of His Binness. |
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EÓGHAN
lemmy.world
E0GHAN@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-12-14 |
What a load of rubbish. Rubbish unfit for Binface himself, even. |
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wewbull
feddit.uk
wewbull@feddit.uk Joined: 2023-06-22 |
What he needs to do is find religion. If they have any kind of religious rules meaning Sikh can wear turbans then this bin could be his religious garb to not only protect him from the poisonous atmosphere but also to protect his soul.
Recyclonism. That's a much better look. |
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wewbull
feddit.uk
wewbull@feddit.uk Joined: 2023-06-22 |
So he can stand?
This is his 8th election. Of course he can stand. |
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wewbull
feddit.uk
wewbull@feddit.uk Joined: 2023-06-22 |
As an American, this is a funny joke, but don't take it too far.
What's too far? Humiliation of a far-right leader? |
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wewbull
feddit.uk
wewbull@feddit.uk Joined: 2023-06-22 |
Nigel Farage started a byelection for himself, as a political maneuver to prove he still has the people's support after a recent scandal involving taking a lot of undisclosed money from some crypto billionaire, in an area his party dominates. Seeing it as a sham, every other party has stepped out, leaving the race entirely between Nigel Farage.... and Count Binface. If every other party potenti...
There are 34 candidates standing though, including "names" like Rupert Fox. Most of them are nobodies and Fox will only take vote from Farage, so Binface is still the one to beat. |
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BeMoreCareful
lemmy.world
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-12 |
What's too far? Humiliation of a far-right leader?
No, when you accidentally elect him and he declares himself king. |
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BodePlotHole
lemmy.world
BodePlotHole@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-10 |
Is Vermin Supreme still doing things?
That's an excellent question. After some light innernette, looks like he's just hanging out, doing crazy shit for no one in particular. |
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SaveTheTuaHawk
lemmy.ca
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-07 |
There are 34 candidates standing though, including "names" like Rupert Fox. Most of them are nobodies and Fox will only take vote from Farage, so Binface is still the one to beat.
One candidate is a fish stick. |
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SaveTheTuaHawk
lemmy.ca
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca Joined: 2025-03-07 |
Never overestimate the people of Clacton.
Difficult to under estimate. |
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wewbull
feddit.uk
wewbull@feddit.uk Joined: 2023-06-22 |
No, when you accidentally elect him and he declares himself king.
He seems more than happy being a Count. |
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BeMoreCareful
lemmy.world
BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-12 |
He seems more than happy being a Count.
Yeah, it wasn't my best joke. |
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Reckless_Moose
ttrpg.network
Reckless_Moose@ttrpg.networkJoined: 2023-08-03 |
Space costume AND bin head, so he could wear his space costume OR bin head. Should probably go head, more recognizable. |
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DreadPirateShawn
lemmy.blahaj.zone
DreadPirateShawn@lemmy.blahaj.zone Joined: 2023-06-09 |
Space costume AND bin head, so he could wear his space costume OR bin head. Should probably go head, more recognizable.
HIS space costume and bin head, so he can gift them to someone else and then borrow them back to wear. |
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