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Might as well post this, seeing as I’ve used it in a few threads.

[Image Description: an oil painting depiction of a toad dressed in gentlemanly Victorian period clothing with a caption that reads “gentlemen, it is with great pleasure that I inform you my name was included on the tesseract block list”]

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TropicalDingdong lemmy.world TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-29
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apfelwoiSchoppen lemmy.world apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-01
#3 · Quote Reply

Was it commenting on that certifiably insane, long-winded, and possibly AI Tesseract post from yesterday?

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slothrop lemmy.ca slothrop@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2024-07-03
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It's a big club and no one knows how they joined!

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cRazi_man europe.pub cRazi_man@europe.pub
Joined: 2025-06-04
#5 · Quote Reply

It's a big club and no one knows how they joined!

I'm just really honoured to be part of this illustrious club 🥹

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Tanis Nikana lemmy.world tanisnikana@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-19
#6 · Quote Reply

🤝

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SailorFuzz lemmy.world SailorFuzz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-05-23
#7 · Quote Reply

What's your rank?

I'm ranked 95 on the leaderboard #Top100 #pro-leftist

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stoy lemmy.zip stoy@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-10-17
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I have no idea of what is going on, all I know is that while a shitload of massive shit is going on, and a fuckton of less massive shit is going on, some relatively minor shit has also been going on, and in two weeks I will be down in Germany on taking a ride on an airship and seeing some cool stuff.

Just one more week until my vacation...

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saltnotsugar lemmy.world saltnotsugar@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-06-04
#9 · Quote Reply

So hot right now.

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CIA_chatbot lemmy.world CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-19
#10 · Quote Reply

What's your rank? I'm ranked 95 on the leaderboard #Top100 #pro-leftist

I’m still fucking pissed I didn’t make the list. I’m an asshole and I deserve to be recognized as such!

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SailorFuzz lemmy.world SailorFuzz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-05-23
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I’m still fucking pissed I didn’t make the list. I’m an asshole and I deserve to be recognized as such!

Hey bro, I see you

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bizarroland lemmy.world bizarroland@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-08
#12 · Quote Reply

How would somebody go about finding their name? Do they just have to download the GitHub repo and search?

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Feathercrown lemmy.world Feathercrown@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-06
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How would somebody go about finding their name? Do they just have to download the GitHub repo and search?

It's fetched from a site, it's not in the repo I think

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sorrybookbroke sh.itjust.works sorrybookbroke@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-11
#14 · (edited) Quote Reply

How would somebody go about finding their name? Do they just have to download the GitHub repo and search?

Run this command in your terminal. Works on Linux, but will need to be modified on windows

$ curl -s https://tesseract.dubvee.org/tesseract/api/system/policy | base64 -d | gunzip > policy.json

Creates the list and puts it into a file called policy. One of the largest issues is that the list isn't even in the repository. Its gotten while the we app is running, and not readily available

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dasrael lemmy.zip dasrael@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-02-15
#15 · Quote Reply

Keep up the good work.

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cmbabul slrpnk.net cmbabul@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2025-08-11
#16 · (edited) Quote Reply

I'm extremely disappointed in myself as well as really confused why I didn't make the list... I feel like I'm pretty clearly anti state and capitalism? Ban me dammit!

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pentastarm piefed.ca pentastarm@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-07-25
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Hey bro, I see you

So wholesome 🥺

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AwesomeLowlander sh.itjust.works AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-07-12
#18 · Quote Reply

How would somebody go about finding their name? Do they just have to download the GitHub repo and search?

https://file.garden/amIRhTctI0qld2r5/policy.json

Check that file

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AwesomeLowlander sh.itjust.works AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-07-12
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I'm extremely disappointed in myself as well as really confused why I didn't make the list... I feel like I'm pretty clearly anti state and capitalism? Ban me dammit!

It was one guy. You gotta be impressed he managed as many as he actually did.

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tacosanonymous mander.xyz tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
Joined: 2025-06-30
#20 · Quote Reply

How would somebody go about finding their name? Do they just have to download the GitHub repo and search?

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bizarroland lemmy.world bizarroland@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-08
#21 · Quote Reply

Hell yeah brother!

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BC_viper lemmy.world BC_viper@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-05-17
#22 · Quote Reply

Oh fuck boys, I did it. I'd like to thank everyone that helped me get here.

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𝙈𝙞𝙖 quokk.au Quokka@quokk.au
Joined: 2025-06-09
#23 · Quote Reply

Was it commenting on that certifiably insane, long-winded, and possibly AI Tesseract post from yesterday?

The people who keep trying to defend this stuff are odd.

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Zorque lemmy.world Zorque@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-13
#24 · Quote Reply

Its basically a participation trophy at this point.

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Not_mikey lemmy.dbzer0.com Not_mikey@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-01-30
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I’m still fucking pissed I didn’t make the list. I’m an asshole and I deserve to be recognized as such!

Probably saw your name and thought you'd help him purge the violent extremists off this app.

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breadsmasher lemmy.world breadsmasher@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#26 · Quote Reply

https://file.garden/amIRhTctI0qld2r5/policy.json Check that file

fucking kidding me.. Ive got myself banned from ml. how do I get on this garbage list?

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apfelwoiSchoppen lemmy.world apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-01
#27 · (edited) Quote Reply

The people who keep trying to defend this stuff are odd.

I'm not defending it at all to be clear! I saw a crazy Tesseract person with a crazy rant yesterday.

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Curiousfur lemmy.world Curiousfur@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-10-03
#28 · Quote Reply

Proud of you, bub.

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Courtney (she/her/they) lemmy.blahaj.zone EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-04-10
#29 · Quote Reply

https://file.garden/amIRhTctI0qld2r5/policy.json Check that file

Eyyy one of my alts made the list! In fairness this is my least political account, and I'm on a banned instance.

I'm just glad to be included.

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Luminous5481 "Enemy of the State" anarchist.nexus Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus
Joined: 2025-12-23
#30 · Quote Reply

It's a big club and no one knows how they joined!

idk I've got a bit of an idea 🤣️

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new_world_odor lemmy.world new_world_odor@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-01-27
#31 · Quote Reply

o7

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4am lemmy.zip 4am@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2025-06-23
#32 · Quote Reply

What's your rank? I'm ranked 95 on the leaderboard #Top100 #pro-leftist

I made 12th on the regex but it appears to be sorted alphabetically

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Salamence mander.xyz Salamence@mander.xyz
Joined: 2026-02-20
#33 · Quote Reply

catgirl-salute To a Certified Poster

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ImgurRefugee114 reddthat.com ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com
Joined: 2025-08-26
#34 · Quote Reply

One of us, one of us

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Cethin lemmy.zip Cethin@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-07-01
#35 · Quote Reply

How would somebody go about finding their name? Do they just have to download the GitHub repo and search?

Part of the problem is that it isn't even in the repo. It's grabbed at runtime, without informing users and having no opt-out.

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ImgurRefugee114 reddthat.com ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com
Joined: 2025-08-26
#36 · Quote Reply

I made 12th on the regex but it appears to be sorted alphabetically

Starting to think somebody should make a community and set that as the allow list

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Unruffled [they/them] lemmy.dbzer0.com Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-06-20
#37 · Quote Reply

idk I've got a bit of an idea 🤣️

lol. and i'm on the naughty list because i didn't spank you hard enough, i guess?

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Unruffled [they/them] lemmy.dbzer0.com Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-06-20
#38 · Quote Reply

I'm not defending it at all to be clear! I saw a crazy Tesseract person with a crazy rant yesterday.

It was very, "You darn kids better stay off my lawn!"

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apfelwoiSchoppen lemmy.world apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-01
#39 · Quote Reply

It was very, "You darn kids better stay off my lawn!"

Lol highly accurate.

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AngryCommieKender lemmy.world AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-02
#40 · Quote Reply

Has anyone checked if PugJesus made the list?

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njm1314 lemmy.world njm1314@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
#41 · Quote Reply

Has anyone checked if PugJesus made the list?

Probably more likely to make that list than be on it.

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Sergio piefed.social Sergio@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-01
#42 · Quote Reply

Probably more likely to make that list than be on it.

Too soon! Too soon...

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Sergio piefed.social Sergio@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-08-01
#43 · Quote Reply

We need a badge or flair or something.

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𝙈𝙞𝙖 quokk.au Quokka@quokk.au
Joined: 2025-06-09
#44 · Quote Reply

I'm not defending it at all to be clear! I saw a crazy Tesseract person with a crazy rant yesterday.

Oh my bad, I thought you were talking about 2nd blocklist post that Rimu was saying was AI.

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Luminous5481 "Enemy of the State" anarchist.nexus Luminous5481@anarchist.nexus
Joined: 2025-12-23
#45 · Quote Reply

lol. and i'm on the naughty list because i didn't spank you hard enough, i guess?

I TOLD you to spank me harder!

I can take it!

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chuckleslord lemmy.world chuckleslord@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-12
#46 · Quote Reply

We need a badge or flair or something.

Fuck it, I'll wear it, yeah

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edible_funk lemmy.world edible_funk@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-05-14
#47 · Quote Reply

I made 12th on the regex but it appears to be sorted alphabetically

Yeah I'm in the regex too.

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TrickDacy lemmy.world TrickDacy@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-27
#48 · (edited) Quote Reply

The people who keep trying to defend this stuff are odd.

I've only seen like 1 dude doing that

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Unruffled [they/them] lemmy.dbzer0.com Flatworm7591@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-06-20
#49 · Quote Reply

I TOLD you to spank me harder! I can take it!

And that's how I broke my wrist. Again.

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Grandwolf319 sh.itjust.works Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-24
#50 · Quote Reply

I’m not on the list, does this mean I’m on the right of lemmy or that I just don’t say the quiet part out loud?

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0x0 infosec.pub 0x0@infosec.pub
Joined: 2024-05-20
#51 · Quote Reply

I made 12th on the regex but it appears to be sorted alphabetically

Hah im 7

Where do i collect my price?

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