That's not much better depending on what you read.

"Translated from Portuguese?!"

For me it will be shihan.

"Yes Chef" also works

Master and commander, can I have a cookie?

After you finish your vegetables, subordinate.

Ah yes, teach me harder, sensei!

brazillian reference

Thank God Blue Archive didn't mess up the word sensei

Normalize "Father/Mother" in a Dickensian era London accent.

How to tell people you're porn addicted without telling people you're porn addicted.

Does it.....

"Kiss up and down my arm."

'Yes Chef"

Kisses

Okay you're right.

Me and this guy watch polar opposite porn lmao

Who is 'they'? Pretty sure it's been predominantly a single, very identifiable group.

General, there's another settlement that needs help.

Hot dads?

Yeah, sure.

This is a thing in real life. I'd say about half the women I've slept with have called me daddy in bed entirely of their own accord.

Who's your sensei?

Super curious which very identifiable group you are talking about since it is not obvious to me.

I believe in you, you can come to notice.

Watch out, it's pretty close to sempai, and that one is also very sexualized!

Notice me, daddy-san!

So modern of you... allowing your children to address you directly. /s

No eye contact!

This sentence is old enough to be in middle school.

Honestly your kids calling you daddy and your wife calling you daddy as a joke hits different. I love when my kids call me daddy.

So, one?

Nah. Most kids have switched to "Dad" by then.

And I love when your wife calls me Daddy.

Odds are she wouldn't get off with you sorry micro buddy

I was so uncomfortable watching that smarter every day video where his son only calls him "sir". Maybe it's a regional thing but it seemed super authoritarian and gross to me.

Notice me, sensei.

Creeps me the fuck out when women do it sexually. Am I supposed to be turned on thinking she wants to fuck her dad, or turned on imagining I'm fucking one of my children?

Either way, naaaaah. Fuck no.

I've put the brakes on one night stands a couple of times when daddy or the equivalent in my language (pappa in Swedish) was said.
I can't even stand it in porn, it's just fucked up IMO. I can be close to climax and if it's said I'll be as soft as an almost rotten level overripe banana in seconds.

Jokes aside, like 10-15 out of 30ish. It's surprisingly common.

Destin's son calls him "sir"? That's super fucked.

Porn addicted? What is porn addicted?

I hate "daddy" too but that is hardly a sign of being porn addicted. Might also just be something other guys liked, so if you don't like it, just communicate.

boooo coward

Holy
I would be a bit uncomfortable with being called daddy but pappa would throw me of completely.

Low key trying to make my infant start calling me father

I'm not calling my wife both father and mother. She's got enough in her plate

Need to construct more pylons

Yes Step-Sensei

You meant...senpai? ~

Wait a minute... if this guy's wife calls you daddy... and she calls me daddy... then... does that make us a gay couple? And does that make him our son-in-law?

You sleep with women? Dude that's so gay

Sexualize all words!

Lmao it's definitely a power dynamic and for some playing with shame