Sometimes I jump a little off the last step and hope I can ruin my day in exciting new ways (strangely and not because of the internet at all, but because of beans lately for the most part)

You know there is this semicompetitive fighting dance sport that's all the new hotness

This was absolutely not a girls only thing when I grew up. Most kids did it, it was only the few overweight and with bad coordination ones who didn't.

My partner was in the water yesterday and started spinning around saying "I am kabob". She has apparently not lost this impulse.

Ok, no reason to call me out specifically. I tried it, okay!? I landed on my face and broke a tooth. I still have trouble being upside down without thinking about that day.

Not just the flexibility, people underestimate the forces an adult body generates by spinning that mass at those distances. A kid couldn't break his own bones, but I could easily break a kid's bones.

I'm also allergic to patriarchy

No need to brag

Lady, you have to calm your tits.

society IS fucked up

we need prancing lessons in school