In the Disney’s Cars universe this should be flagged NSFW

I wish we could connect our nipples as you teach me how to love again

*Red to dead /
Red to donor /

Black to donor /
Black to metal*

And back again
Swoon

Use a rubber.

I mean glove.

I mean..

~Vasoline would be more appropriate here.~

Yeah, I don't see it as intimate. Trickle charging is like donating blood. Using the donor's alternator is like CPR before the other car's rushed off to the auto store for an emergency transplant.

I have a self-starter that really conveniently gets my car going. I needed it since my car battery dies a lot since I do everything in my power to walk or bike to stuff.

This meme really drives home how solo I am.

It's cool I have a whole shelf of vibrators for the same reason.

And from what I've seen, the jumper kits that comes with modern cars are marked with numbers on which ones you should put on first.

For sexual content or gore?

This actually qualifies as both.

better save that for when backdoor beemer shows up.

hold on, i'm about to kachow

what if we kissed and we were both sedans ....... haha jkjk...unless ... ?