straight to jail afaiu

I have once accidentally done that before :3

Luckily for me I always check my emails like 15 times before hitting send, or it would've been the 2nd time I accidentally showed a teacher furry porn hehe

When I was in college there was an IT course, which was very tedious in how they wanted us to submit assignments... By taking a screenshot of every little thing we do, and printing each screenshot on paper. So much ink, so much paper....
I made it more fun for me, by including snippets from my porn folder into every single image. Like, slightly to the side of what was required etc.

My tutors never complained and I got full marks, which may have not had anything to do with the screenshots themselves however I'd like to believe it was a great determining factor.

They deserved that, full on.

Jackasses

How?

Once that same class asked us for presentations. I asked specific questions and such, and they allowed a story as long as parts are uncensored.
So naturally I did mine on Lady Deathstrike, 'some comic book character'. Opened with a big grey box, "so behind this censored image is Yuriko holding her deceased father's head".

That was a fun time.

Give the attachment a propre name

You can't say that and not deliver on the other time

Oh that was a fun one :3

It was in english class, we were playing kahoot (or one of the other student quiz programs, but same idea), and I couldn't get the website working to sign up to the quiz, so my teacher was looking at my phone to see what the issue was. Anywho, as it turns out I had some other stuff open in other tabs that I forgot about, which I didn't realize until later, but based on the reaction from the teacher after trying to get kahoot working im pretty sure she saw those tabs too.. and then we never spoke of it :3

And from that point forward I started using incognito tabs :p

I set my email (work and personal) on a ten second send delay so I have a brief moment to cancel after clicking send.

Don't think I've almost sent porn, but it has definitely saved me from having to send an immediate email follow up with corrections too many times to count

I had that set up for text messages at one point :3

I forget why I ended up going back on it, but it did save me from a fair few typos

Whatever disease of the mind this is, I think I have it too...

The post is about anxiety, not about something that's actually likely to happen...

ooops accidentally included my folders of sexy fish