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The original was posted on /r/tifu by /u/BBElTigre on 2026-08-16 02:38:20+00:00.

YES I KNOW I AM STUPID I got out of the shower, feeling fresh, used this good honey body wash, everything nice and clean and then I saw my can of impulse true love body spray and decided that, y'know, everything needs to smell good because I am a classy woman.Bear in mind I am germaphobic with OCD so bad smells drive me insane. So I sprayed pretty much nothing on there, barely even a full spray. Now, I've waxed before. But holy fucking shit. I've had spine tattoos less painful than that. It felt like someone jammed a fucking pike up my ass. My ancestors and future generations of my bloodline felt that pain. I scrambled back into the shower and washed the fuck out of it. It's been maybe 45 minutes and it still stings. Naturally I googled it and found a very similar post of a young gentleman doing the exact same thing, so I'm glad I'm not the only moron.

TL;DR: Sprayed deodorant in my ass, it really hurt, don't do it.