I had one in college that said go away. Someone stole it

I got told to shut up last time I said this. "people can think what they want in the shower."

This com has turned into a "Just post" thing. They spirit is lost. Perhaps we need a "RealShowerThoughts" com.

Mine is a hillbilly frog with a rifle and says "Hippity hoppity, get off my property"

That's why mine has an asterisk and fine print on the bottom that says "*not supernaturally binding for blood suckers"

But did they leave though?

My welcome mat says come back with a warrant. That should keep em away right?

That would keep them away if they could read. (not the vampires)

If you have an entrance hall, and you say "you can get in the hall", can the vampire go past the hall?

And what if the house's entrance is itself in a covered enclosed porch, where is the real "entrance"?

Is the house defined solely by walls? Any kind of wall?

I love my go away door mat. It sometime even gets the local religious cult to leave without knocking.

Only if you are Soooookie

I like how they caught that guy, he got found in the streets.

I don't know what offends me more the photoshop job or the font.

i love those negative spirits. brew them with lemon balm, rosemary, and lavender and they become delightful spirits.

is it specifically mr frog or mr toad? because that sounds really cool. i am getting a picture in one of my brains

It's one of those Chinese mass photoashop jobs. Like when they Photoshop ear buds in somewhere ears and it looks like they just copy and pastes it.

I think it's great that it's a pre-door mat.

Is that so you can wipe your feet on it and get it dirty and leave the actual door mat pristine?

HOW ABOUT AN ASS TATTOO THATS REAL BIG

edit shit i was trying to do the little type thingy

is it a specific local code violation or a state thing? because it can't possibly be a federal violation, i am certain it ain't a federal permit.

when i search for [my town] + [solicitation] i get a bunch of pages on how to make a bid on projects with the town. but i have the high.

*some

Yes

Take it literally.

Ward your house. Cleanse it. Gate keep your gates.

No they just made their own frog design from what I can tell

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Way more my Jam:

https://yzyprints.com/product/are-those-level-iv-plates-doormat/?v=0b3b97fa6688

It has indeed started to become a posting dump, with more politics leaning in.

Try looking up "peddlers permit" aka hawking, canvassing, and soliciting. I have seen it be any or a combination of the terms when codified.