The tacos will inevitably break too much after a few bites and everthing will start spilling on you, and it's your fucking fault for doing that.

This is why I always go for a soft taco instead. Hard tacos want to be salad and will detonate into corn-chip shrapnel the instant you take that first bite, unmercifully dumping its contents onto the table and your lap in the process. I can't imagine eating one mess-free, unless equipped with a jaw that unhinges and a supernaturally flexible neck.

Whaat?

It almost looks like it comes from food hell, like a sinful pizza being tortured for all eternity.

iEat Spaghetti Pizza Tacos

So is water.

It's ok, shit's been stuck in my head for the last few weeks already... no idea why. It comes and goes, but it keeps popping into my head lol. Maybe I just need to give in and listen to it

McDonald's gives you the shits because

of Enterotoxigenic Escherichia coli. Don't blame the food. Blame the hygiene.

(Also, you can totally give yourself the shits)

They look greasy, heart-burn'y. You'll miss nothing.

I'm not so sure. The best way to eat a pizza is to fold it, because that gives it more rigidity. You essentially turn it into a taco, but the shell has a slightly different texture. I have no idea why a tortilla wouldn't hold up in this situation.

Well, those weird crunchy taco shells make no sense. They're a weird American thing, and I don't understand how they became popular. I like some crunch with my food too, but not a shell that just shatters when it's meant to contain the food.

A tortilla fried in a pan becomes somewhat crispy though, and it tastes better and holds together better. That's what this picture looks like. It should be fine.

You're always better off with corn tortillas.

Why not dunk it in batter and deep fry it? Cholesterol, heart burn and clogged arteries in one go, get in there!

Perfect response XD

It looks like soft shells in the photo, and I'd generally agree that they're better than hard shells.

Looks quesadilla to me.

McDonald’s gives you the shits

McDonald's has never given me the shits. What are you people doing with your food? Do you.... wash you hands, like, ever or anything?

they said

SORRY FOR THE EARWORM

They’re a weird American thing,

Well, no. They were invented in CaliMex cuisine, which evolved around California from Spanish and Mexican settlers, also taking some inspiration from Asian influences later.

Not only mission and california style buritoes, but also Calimex brought us taquitos as we know them, along with fish tacos.

Taco Bell probably brought them to the rest of the US and to some of the world, but they originated in Calimex.

But fusion and evolution have been the name of the game in food for centuries, even millenia. For example, look at how relatively recently tomatoes and potatoes went from the Americas to Europe and how much we consider them not to be fusion or newcomers now - but they were, not that long ago.

People disparage so many American cuisines, but especially Calimex and Texmex, and both of those are fully worthy of respect.

I refuse

Sounds like a skill issue. Just unhinge your jaw like a snake and eat it in one bite like normal.

Guys it's just tacos with pepperoni on top.

What would be real solid is making like, chorizo pepperoni slices or something instead of the regular pepperoni

Please

Spoken like someone who hasn't seen how much butter goes into anything I cook 😅

Took me way too long to get it haha

Now and then I’ll make quesadillas with mozzarella and pizza toppings as the filling, then dip them in pizza sauce. It’s like a low carb pizza treat.

ground beef on a pizza tells me you're in the clear

I’d use flatbread instead. Like the Gorditas that Taco Bell used to have in the 90s.

Good point, I didn't look close enough at the pic and just assumed they were hard-shelled tacos.

Yeah I was talking about the box shells, I didn't realize that's not what is in the picture. Oops!

This is obviously Italian you idiot

I'm from the US and this looks like absolute garbage to me, but I'd argue French tacos are an even worse food crime.

Besides McDonald's using shit ingredients, I disagree with your entire statement. Junk food is food that lacks nutritional value and is high in calories; making nachos at home doesn't make them clean food. If you make pizza tacos at home, they'll still be junk food too.

It's ok to have some junk food sometimes, but if pizza tacos are a daily thing for someone I'm gonna assume they're from a poop knife kinda family.

I want to reply with the original Will Smith eating spaghetti gif, but I know where I am.

Honestly, while it's hard to imagine eating one of those and actively disliking it, it's almost certainly just much worse than a pizza, if pizza is what you wanted, and maybe a slightly novel taco if you wanted a taco.

I haven't had one, I probably would, but it's much more a novelty than a real improvement on either pizza or a taco and probably not something you'd feel like having again.

https://youtu.be/evUWersr7pc

TACO TOWN!!!

Hilarious!

Pizza isn't just about toppings. The crust reigns supreme... because the yeast culture adds a hint of sour. Also, have you ever had woodfired pizza? Nom nom.

And New York claims its pizza is amazing because of its water, or more likely its plumbing?

Meanwhile, every swede here going. Why are they showing pictures of Tacos from 2006 and calling them Pizza tacos?

Also, You all know these are really simple to make yourself right? Pretty much minimal skill required. If you know how to put minced meat in a pan and turn the heat on. You're pretty much halfway there. The other half includes knowing how to turn on an oven.

This feels like AI food porn

If you’re turning these down.. I hope you’ve got something better to live for

... They look very easy to make at home. Just get leftover minced meat from your spaghetti, melt some mozzarella and pepperoni on top, olives, some pesto, all on a hardshell taco. Maybe even bake the taco shell with some cheese to make extra crust.

I would not take this over more traditional tacos.

Ehhh looks way to greasy and fried to me and like a burn hazard

See, this is why I asked.

I tried to pick ones that weren't AI, but I may have failed. I sincerely apologize if the images are AI. Sometimes I can't tell the difference.

I'll try anything once

Dad?

It looks like it would be extremely messy and no better tasting than regular pizza