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I’ll have to mf OBLITERATE your dreams because to build any muscle and counter inflammation the body needs ✨⭐️🌟💫time to regenerate (at least one day between training days)✨⭐️🌟💫

So maybe some days he pushes, but just not very hard. I mean he's still obeying the letter of the curse, if not the spirit, if he just leans on the boulder.

One must imagine Sisyphus ripped.

Sisyphus was ripped from the start, tbf. The whole Greek aesthetic was to be a powerlifter genius.

That lady on the top right is gonna break her back. Never lift like that everyone!

"Sisyfitness" might attract a different crowd in 2026 🙃

Or else with a horrible hernia.

Those aren't women. That's his femboi harem.

One day you lift with your legs, the other you push using your upper body.

You better sisy that rock.

Lol. I vibe coded a little offline personal health tracker, using the daily grind metaphor as the basis lol. Used Google Fit's health points but the points pushed a boulder up a hill every day. It's not very good, but it does what I want. Anyway, just a silly little parallel.

Its ok, she crossfits

Thanks for warning us I guess.

Haha I get the downvotes from folks. But I'm not sharing it with others - it's just for me. Maintaining something for others when I haven't actually put eyes to the underlying code myself sounds like a nightmare.

.... Vibe coded? Ew....

"I vibecoded x" is like the evil version of "arch btw" so that's probably why.