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TIL the US government sells genuine uncut currency sheets, and every note is legal tender
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cm0002 infosec.pub cm0002@infosec.pub
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The Bureau of Engraving and Printing sells them through the official government website, priced above face value as collectibles. Every note can be cut out and spent. Handing the whole sheet to a cashier is also valid, though they will silently curse you.

Credit: JFitz717

https://www.usmint.gov/paper-currency/uncut-currency/?srsltid=AfmBOoq8fxAfYbLBCpgkeDTXzHpea3etlIRJqI7h1gyh-iX80WrZaTi_

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FiniteBanjo feddit.online FiniteBanjo@feddit.online
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There is this old wives tale about how Wozniak used to use or sell sheets of uncut bills he always kept on hand, one time he got reported to the feds and the feds explained to the person "Steve Wozniak is a government contractor". Funny guy.

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kibblebits quokk.au kibblebits@quokk.au
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#3 · Quote Reply

There is this old wives tale about how Wozniak used to use or sell sheets of uncut bills he always kept on hand, one time he got reported to the feds and the feds explained to the person "Steve Wozniak is a government contractor". Funny guy.

I’ve never heard of a government contractor being a criminal…………………..

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db2 lemmy.world db2@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-29
#4 · Quote Reply

Pretty expensive toilet paper.

There was a thing where you could buy dollar coins and pay with a credit card. They were sold at face value and the card would give a percent cash back, resulting in a net gain. They closed that loophole though.

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Today lemmy.world Today@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-14
#5 · Quote Reply

Pretty expensive toilet paper. There was a thing where you could buy dollar coins and pay with a credit card. They were sold at face value and the card would give a percent cash back, resulting in a net gain. They closed that loophole though.

Looked at doing that to get miles but it's considered a cash advance and there's a fee.

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Captain Aggravated sh.itjust.works captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-20
#6 · Quote Reply

Pretty expensive toilet paper. There was a thing where you could buy dollar coins and pay with a credit card. They were sold at face value and the card would give a percent cash back, resulting in a net gain. They closed that loophole though.

Yeah that was in the Dubya administration, with the "gold" Sacagawea coins.

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breadsmasher lemmy.world breadsmasher@lemmy.world
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#7 · Quote Reply

I’ve never heard of a government contractor being a criminal…………………..

are you stupid?

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andrewta lemmy.world andrewta@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
#8 · Quote Reply

are you stupid?

Whoosh ✈️

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breadsmasher lemmy.world breadsmasher@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
#9 · Quote Reply

Whoosh ✈️

explain it then

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andrewta lemmy.world andrewta@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-02
#10 · Quote Reply

explain it then

It was an obvious joke. The ton of ….. at the end was meant as the punch line. Meaning he’s heard of a ton .

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ninjakttty lemmy.world ninjakttty@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-08
#11 · Quote Reply

Looked at doing that to get miles but it's considered a cash advance and there's a fee.

No that was the thing, it was a purchase not a cash advance. Most importantly there was free shipping on the coins. So what people were doing was buying the coins with their CC then depositing the coins in the bank to pay off the bill, thereby getting you free miles from your card, at no expense to you.

I believe the reason this promotion existed was an attempt by the government to get the dollar coins into circulation, but ended up being cobra effect situation because then the banks were just sending the coins back.

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breadsmasher lemmy.world breadsmasher@lemmy.world
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#12 · Quote Reply

It was an obvious joke. The ton of ….. at the end was meant as the punch line. Meaning he’s heard of a ton .

yes clearly very obvious.

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mindbleach sh.itjust.works mindbleach@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-08-27
#13 · Quote Reply

There is this old wives tale about how Wozniak used to use or sell sheets of uncut bills he always kept on hand, one time he got reported to the feds and the feds explained to the person "Steve Wozniak is a government contractor". Funny guy.

As I heard it, he'd perforate sheets of two-dollar bills and tear them off. People nowadays might not even know there are two-dollar bills. Jefferson's on 'em. Their circulation has been been in decline for decades because it's simpler to use singles. So a smirking engineer ripping out a fresh rectangle of printed cotton started a lot of tense conversations.

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wyldrstallyns lemmy.dbzer0.com wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2026-05-16
#14 · Quote Reply

Yeah that was in the Dubya administration, with the "gold" Sacagawea coins.

Yep, those were as "gold" as the prevailing story about her is true. 🙃

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ParadoxSeahorse lemmy.world ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-29
#15 · Quote Reply

I love these examples of $1, $2; almost everywhere else in the world uses coins for these because coins are way more fun

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andrewta lemmy.world andrewta@lemmy.world
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#16 · Quote Reply

yes clearly very obvious.

Based on the number of down votes, I would say everybody else was getting the joke and you weren’t

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Captain Aggravated sh.itjust.works captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-20
#17 · Quote Reply

Yep, those were as "gold" as the prevailing story about her is true. 🙃

Must be a running theme with women on the dollar coin. I've heard a lot of myths about Susan B. Anthony.

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ApollosArrow lemmy.world ApollosArrow@lemmy.world
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#18 · Quote Reply

I’ve never understood the purpose of these sheets. Was this supposed to be convenient in anyway other than collecting? Are these pre-scored? If not what happens if you cut these are the wrong dimensions?

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Liz midwest.social Liz@midwest.social
Joined: 2023-06-05
#19 · Quote Reply

I’ve never understood the purpose of these sheets. Was this supposed to be convenient in anyway other than collecting? Are these pre-scored? If not what happens if you cut these are the wrong dimensions?

No you got it, just collecting. They kinda make for neat art.

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Rat_in_a_hat lemmy.ca Rat_in_a_hat@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2026-05-09
#20 · Quote Reply

I love these examples of $1, $2; almost everywhere else in the world uses coins for these because coins are way more fun

coins are way more fun

You tell that to the strip club that banned me!

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atrielienz lemmy.world atrielienz@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-05
#21 · Quote Reply

coins are way more fun You tell that to the strip club that banned me!

Did you make it hail?

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dream_weasel sh.itjust.works dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-30
#22 · Quote Reply

Seems like a good thing to have a few of on hand for malicious compliance payments.

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resipsaloquitur lemmy.cafe resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe
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#23 · Quote Reply

I love these examples of $1, $2; almost everywhere else in the world uses coins for these because coins are way more fun

Hate coins. Always falling out of my pocket.

“So put it in the change pocket!”

Have you ever tried to get anything out of the change pocket while a line of people behind you waits to check out?

If not electronic, bills please. US needs to ditch all coins less than a quarter.

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Proprietary_Blend lemmy.world Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world
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#24 · Quote Reply

are you stupid?

....................

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wyldrstallyns lemmy.dbzer0.com wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#25 · Quote Reply

Must be a running theme with women on the dollar coin. I've heard a lot of myths about Susan B. Anthony.

Ha! That's what one gets for dying and becoming a cultural icon posthumously, eh? 🙃

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ParadoxSeahorse lemmy.world ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-29
#26 · Quote Reply

coins are way more fun You tell that to the strip club that banned me!

Strippers deserve fives, at least, come on

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ParadoxSeahorse lemmy.world ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
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#27 · Quote Reply

Hate coins. Always falling out of my pocket. “So put it in the change pocket!” Have you ever tried to get anything out of the change pocket while a line of people behind you waits to check out? If not electronic, bills please. US needs to ditch all coins less than a quarter.

Idk about America, but in the countries I’ve lived in, people put their cash in purses, wallets etc excepting weird jangly old men, and you would start off with notes of five or ten and up

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MML sh.itjust.works MML@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-06-30
#28 · (edited) Quote Reply

I’ve never understood the purpose of these sheets. Was this supposed to be convenient in anyway other than collecting? Are these pre-scored? If not what happens if you cut these are the wrong dimensions?

As long as more than 50% is intact it still counts

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Birch sh.itjust.works Birch@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-14
#29 · Quote Reply

I’ve never understood the purpose of these sheets. Was this supposed to be convenient in anyway other than collecting? Are these pre-scored? If not what happens if you cut these are the wrong dimensions?

Sounds like something fun/evil to do to fuck with people, give them slightly ill dimensioned, but completely legit bills.

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Rat_in_a_hat lemmy.ca Rat_in_a_hat@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2026-05-09
#30 · Quote Reply

Strippers deserve fives, at least, come on

Sure! But then my "make it rain" kind of becomes a "make it drizzle slightly and only once", which isn't as fun!

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igmelonh lemmy.blahaj.zone igmelonh@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-08-09
#31 · Quote Reply

Hate coins. Always falling out of my pocket. “So put it in the change pocket!” Have you ever tried to get anything out of the change pocket while a line of people behind you waits to check out? If not electronic, bills please. US needs to ditch all coins less than a quarter.

Wait, the tiny pocket within the regular pocket that some pants have is for change?

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SkaveRat discuss.tchncs.de SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
Joined: 2023-07-09
#32 · Quote Reply

Hate coins. Always falling out of my pocket. “So put it in the change pocket!” Have you ever tried to get anything out of the change pocket while a line of people behind you waits to check out? If not electronic, bills please. US needs to ditch all coins less than a quarter.

has the US not invented wallets yet?

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Captain Aggravated sh.itjust.works captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-20
#33 · Quote Reply

Ha! That's what one gets for dying and becoming a cultural icon posthumously, eh? 🙃

Might be a thing about being on dollar currency. There's a bunch of bullshit out there about George Washington.

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ODGreen lemmy.ca ODGreen@lemmy.ca
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#34 · Quote Reply

Wait, the tiny pocket within the regular pocket that some pants have is for change?

the "coin pocket" on jeans was actually for pocket watches back in the day. When jeans were called "waist overalls".

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BigDanishGuy sh.itjust.works BigDanishGuy@sh.itjust.works
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#35 · Quote Reply

Seems like a good thing to have a few of on hand for malicious compliance payments.

I don't know what limits you have on coins, but use as many as you can instead. The bills are priced above face value but the coins aren't and they're usually heavier.

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dream_weasel sh.itjust.works dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works
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#36 · Quote Reply

I don't know what limits you have on coins, but use as many as you can instead. The bills are priced above face value but the coins aren't and they're usually heavier.

I thought there was a dude who tried to malicious comply in pennies and the payment got rejected. I wouldnt think that would be possible with these bill sheets since it's not onorous to count.

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Valmond lemmy.dbzer0.com Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#37 · Quote Reply

Hate coins. Always falling out of my pocket. “So put it in the change pocket!” Have you ever tried to get anything out of the change pocket while a line of people behind you waits to check out? If not electronic, bills please. US needs to ditch all coins less than a quarter.

Change pocket? Do you by any means the condom pocket in jeans?

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wyldrstallyns lemmy.dbzer0.com wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#38 · Quote Reply

Might be a thing about being on dollar currency. There's a bunch of bullshit out there about George Washington.

There's a bunch of bullshit out there about <insert historic persona>.

ftfy 😅

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resipsaloquitur lemmy.cafe resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe
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#39 · Quote Reply

Change pocket? Do you by any means the condom pocket in jeans?

I put a condom in there once. Never got it out.

For both the reasons you’re thinking.

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resipsaloquitur lemmy.cafe resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe
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#40 · Quote Reply

has the US not invented wallets yet?

Uhh, yes. We have wallets. The things coins don’t fit in well and immediately fall out of.

Bills are better than coins, hands down.

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resipsaloquitur lemmy.cafe resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe
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#41 · Quote Reply

the "coin pocket" on jeans was actually for pocket watches back in the day. When jeans were called "waist overalls".

Good luck cramming a pocket watch into one.

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SkaveRat discuss.tchncs.de SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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#42 · Quote Reply

Uhh, yes. We have wallets. The things coins don’t fit in well and immediately fall out of. Bills are better than coins, hands down.

I've never had any trouble with coins in any wallet I've used. As in: never had a coin fall out in decades of use

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resipsaloquitur lemmy.cafe resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe
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#43 · Quote Reply

I've never had any trouble with coins in any wallet I've used. As in: never had a coin fall out in decades of use

Maybe you’re thinking of a coin purse?

Any time I put coins in a billfold I make it rain like the world’s stingiest pervert.

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SkaveRat discuss.tchncs.de SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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#44 · Quote Reply

Maybe you’re thinking of a coin purse? Any time I put coins in a billfold I make it rain like the world’s stingiest pervert.

My wallets always had compartments for bills, coins, cards and IDs

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ɔiƚoxɘup infosec.pub Quexotic@infosec.pub
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#45 · Quote Reply

Thank you, friend. I really needed the visual of going to the bank and making a down payment on a house with some big fucking currency sheet that are completely uncut. I am forever in your debt.

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ApollosArrow lemmy.world ApollosArrow@lemmy.world
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#46 · Quote Reply

Sounds like something fun/evil to do to fuck with people, give them slightly ill dimensioned, but completely legit bills.

Forever trying to square away the money in the cash registers.

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Encrypt-Keeper lemmy.world EncryptKeeper@lemmy.world
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#47 · Quote Reply

There are probably 0 cashiers who will except this for a sale of goods lmao

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Widdershins lemmy.world Widdershins@lemmy.world
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#48 · Quote Reply

coins are way more fun You tell that to the strip club that banned me!

You're not supposed to hold them over a lighter before throwing them....

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Valmond lemmy.dbzer0.com Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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#49 · Quote Reply

I put a condom in there once. Never got it out. For both the reasons you’re thinking.

😋

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alt_xa_23 [she/her] midwest.social alt_xa_23@midwest.social
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#50 · Quote Reply

I don't know what limits you have on coins, but use as many as you can instead. The bills are priced above face value but the coins aren't and they're usually heavier.

When I worked at a grocery store, there was a guy who paid for his purchase with a bag of quarters, and had to spend several minutes counting and checking the amount.

So unless you counted them out beforehand, you'd also be inconveniencing yourself (and the other people in line)

It is a funny bit, though

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ODGreen lemmy.ca ODGreen@lemmy.ca
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#51 · Quote Reply

Good luck cramming a pocket watch into one.

shrinkflation :(

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