This is ridiculous. We all are looking ridiculous.

Exactly. As someone from Canada, I was kinda relieved when the Iran war started. It's beginning meant that the probability of military action against Canada and Greenland would go down. Of course, I'm not "happy" that the war started and that civilians were murdered because of it... I'm just... relieved that the probability of us suffering the same fate went down.

So yeah... The more distracted that jackass is, the better it is ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

But it is so dumb. They can bet on something and then do it. Like the one guy who bet he wouldn't show up at something and then didn't go. He was a celebrity or politician.

canada will be renamed new mexico

We should start flooding to rename that stupid golf course Pedo-Lago

Ped-o-Lago

New Aladeen

Why stop there? New York? Nah New America, Massachusetts? Nah, too not English, Mass-America. Maryland? More like Melanialand.

New California Republic! Make it happen!

Looking from the outside and reflecting a bit, it sounds so weird and lowkey racist that so many people are focusing so much on the epstein files. There's literally an ongoing genocide where bombs sent on trump's order have killed tens of thousands of children and brutally maimed tens of thousands more. There's literally an ongoing illegal war of aggression, started unprompted by trump, continued by trump, where trump's army has bombed a girl's elementary school with hundreds of deaths, and has killed a lot more children since. He is obviously a child murderer, in plain sight, nobody in his admin is denying or even questioning that part. There is no need for any blackmail lists which had years to ruminate and be redacted/edited in the bowels of the FBI, his child murder spree is documented in every major news outlet for the last year.

I feel like the main reason people are fixated on the epstein files is because those children were mostly "western" (americans or trafficked from europe). Which in some twisted way might make sense, as I'd think his supporters would be racist and care more about american children being abused and killed than about brown kids on the other side of the world. But, like, at this point I'm not sure that a significant percentage of his base would care if he personally abused their daughters.

Anyone got odds on renaming the Sun?

Isn’t New Mexico with the Zorro Ranch? He’s trying to wash himself of accountability. Fucking disgusting. Dude is going to have a real hard time convincing Jesus.

Damn sometimes I envy the stupidity of others, feel like I'd be a lot happier.

Last week someone on here was going to name their kitten Crunchwrap but sadly got vetoed by their wife.

Damn I would totally name a cat that lol

I'm ready for the post-mortem on this guy's career corpse

Fixed it for you

Speak for yourself, I look fabulous!

Isn’t New Mexico with the Zorro Ranch? He’s trying to wash himself of accountability

it sounds so weird and lowkey racist that so many people are focusing so much on the epstein files

I'm gonna just stop you right there, ml guy, and tell you bluntly that you lost me for good in the first sentence.

Don't try to get it back. You and I will never find common ground on this.

Walk away. I know I am.

Massachusetts? Nah, too not English, Mass-America Massashooting

That's really Aladeen

We could probably change it on Wikipedia if it's worded as "otherwise known as Pedo-Lago." It's not wrong if we're actually referring to it that way.

How does renaming the state eliminate accountability?