Scripts don't lie -shellkira

Oh, baby, when you sudo like that

You make a woman go mad

So be wise, and keep on

Reading the lines of my terminal

(Shellkira, shellkira)

Still pretty dope?

We're turning your bedroom back into the computer room

This is awesome. Stuch great genuine persona here being that this isn't a stretch. Almost looks like right out of a Disney or Nickelodeon scene.

My decade old desktop at home falls under that, and indeed runs snappier than the beast of a laptop I got from work.

Depending on the type of company you work at, your work laptop will be on a spectrum of "locked down" which will often include a stack of mandatory security software that sometimes doesn't even play nice with each other. It's a mess.

I've seen a corpo run a new business fleet (2nd Gen Intel Ultras) that takes 10-15 minutes to become usable after logging in at a fresh boot.

We have first gen core ultra laptops. They only use defender for security but holy fuck they are slow. Like my 11th gen i7 laptop updates faster I feel.