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BonesOfTheMoon lemmy.world BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-19
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PattyMcB lemmy.world PattyMcB@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-02-12
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Dwayne: "I'm gonna kick that guy's ass if he makes one wrong move."

Chris: "Aww shit. That redneck is way too close for comfort."

Petrified turd: "I've finally made it! Look at my black friend!"

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MrSelfDestruct lemmy.dbzer0.com RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-11-20
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Kid Rock: check out my kid cock

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culprit lemmy.ml culprit@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2021-12-29
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Only one is a real "Rock", the others are just stage names. So it's really one Rock surrounded by performative rocks.

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frigge lemmy.ml frigge@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2025-12-08
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dwayne johnson and chris rock do not look happy to be there. Chris rock has a total “wtf is going on” look and Dwayne has the slightly more subtle “dude, wtf” look

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Mucki feddit.org Mucki@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-06-24
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Is this slop?

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vala lemmy.dbzer0.com vala@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2025-07-24
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Is kid rock missing an ear?

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Ironfacebuster lemmy.world Ironfacebuster@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-09-12
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Is kid rock missing an ear?

You'd be missing your ears too if you made music like him

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Malica lemmy.zip Malica@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-27
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This picture gets better the longer you look at it

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BonesOfTheMoon lemmy.world BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-19
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Is this slop?

No it's an old meme actually.

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Mucki feddit.org Mucki@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-06-24
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No it's an old meme actually.

Where did they meet? How is that possible? Genuinely wondering.

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Dearth lemmy.world Dearth@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-03-30
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Is kid rock missing an ear?

He has 2 ears. He covered them with his hat, which was the style at the time. Nothing was cooler than smoking cigarettes while dressing like the 4 year old wearing his uncles hat at a family reunion.

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ms.lane lemmy.world ms_lane@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-06-03
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Only one is a real "Rock", the others are just stage names. So it's really one Rock surrounded by performative rocks.

Centrist rock occasionally punching down

Leftmost stage-rock with nuanced and left leaning views

rightmost stage-rock is a braindead maga

checks out.

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o0evillusion0o sh.itjust.works o0evillusion0o@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2025-02-23
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You'd be missing your ears too if you made music like him

or vice-versa.

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culprit lemmy.ml culprit@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2021-12-29
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Centrist rock occasionally punching down Leftmost stage-rock with nuanced and left leaning views rightmost stage-rock is a braindead maga checks out.

Not sure I'd characterize Dwayne that way. He's basically a muscled-up Ed Sheeran.

https://www.reversecanarymission.org/person/dwayne-johnson-the-rock

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spazzman6156 sh.itjust.works spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-31
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You'd be missing your ears too if you made music like him

Not like there would be anything between them anyway

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