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That dick pill doesn't even really look like a dick

This is just Bad Dragon with extra steps

Do most women not like toys? Like would the relationship last if the guy wasn't a perfect fit but using toys was still good enough? Asking for a friend who looks like me...

There are an array of reasons for floppy dick. Booze (aka “whiskey dick”) is a thing. You could be low on t- so maybe workout or get checked with an endocrinologist. You could be low on dopamine and serotonin so check for depression. You could be outspanking your dick bank or using an “iron fist” method… how does a wet vag compete with that? Then, there’s also attraction, and porn could greatly diminish attraction and also performance.

Communication about wants and needs, plus putting in the effort to please your partner is more important than your penis.

Well that's a load off my shoulders then. Ha...

Pp might not be hard but my tongue is still wet

Honestly, years later after dating this particular guy, I still consider some of the best sex I've ever had to be with a guy who was on the smaller side but had incredible foreplay game.