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Best part of owning a bidet is if you're puking in the toilet you can take a sip out of the fountain
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Wren lemmy.today Wren@lemmy.today
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Alexstarfire lemmy.world Alexstarfire@lemmy.world
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Tanis Nikana lemmy.world tanisnikana@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-19
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nope nope nopity nope.

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crispbacon99 lemmy.zip crispbacon99@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-06-01
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Jokes aside, what would be wrong with doing this?

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schildfrosch feddit.org schildfrosch@feddit.org
Joined: 2025-02-04
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Jokes aside, what would be wrong with doing this?

splatter definitely gets on the nozzle

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Mpatch lemmy.world Mpatch@lemmy.world
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splatter definitely gets on the nozzle

Yeah but like it's self washing after a few sec

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hemko lemmy.dbzer0.com hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-07-03
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Jokes aside, what would be wrong with doing this?

The bidet showerhead is inside the toilet, taking splashes when you poop

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bigmclargehuge lemmy.zip bigmclargehuge@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2026-08-18
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Jokes aside, what would be wrong with doing this?

Try it and report back !

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Rai lemmy.dbzer0.com Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com
Joined: 2023-07-01
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A sip from the neti pot?! Disgusting!

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Akasazh lemmy.world Akasazh@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-24
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I see you are puking.

I have a nice lifehack for you!

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hOrni lemmy.world hOrni@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-04
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That's why I use the sink. Easier to take a sip. Shitting however, gets more problematic.

Edit: For those worried about germs, I meant the kitchen sink so my toothbrush is fine.

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OldChicoAle lemmy.world OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-26
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Yeah but like it's self washing after a few sec

Sanitized != sterilized

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Aedis lemmy.world Aedis@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-11-11
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It literally cost you nothing to not post this.

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naeap sopuli.xyz naeap@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2023-06-03
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The bidet showerhead is inside the toilet, taking splashes when you poop

Doesn't need to be

The bidets in hotels I've been to are always the old kind, which is a completely separate device to the side of the toilet

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hemko lemmy.dbzer0.com hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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Doesn't need to be The bidets in hotels I've been to are always the old kind, which is a completely separate device to the side of the toilet

Still it's getting splashed when you wash your ass

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WoodYouLookAtThat lemmy.today WoodYouLookAtThat@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-05-18
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Doesn't need to be The bidets in hotels I've been to are always the old kind, which is a completely separate device to the side of the toilet

Its still going to get splashback

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dohpaz42 lemmy.world dohpaz42@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
#17 · (edited) Quote Reply

Sanitized != sterilized

You might want to look up the definition of the word sanitized. 🤭

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OldChicoAle lemmy.world OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-26
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You might want to look up the definition of the word sanitized. 🤭

I work in biotech.

Sanitizing should not be confused with sterilizing. While sanitizing reduces microorganisms to a safe level, sterilizing removes all microorganisms from an item.

https://blog.foodsafety.ca/understanding-difference-between-cleaning-sanitizing-sterilizing

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[object Object] lemmy.world SlurpingPus@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-11-03
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I work in biotech. Sanitizing should not be confused with sterilizing. While sanitizing reduces microorganisms to a safe level, sterilizing removes all microorganisms from an item. https://blog.foodsafety.ca/understanding-difference-between-cleaning-sanitizing-sterilizing

I'm gonna bet you're not putting your dishes and utensils through an autoclave.

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minorkeys sh.itjust.works minorkeys@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2026-04-22
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It literally cost you nothing to not post this.

But they gain everything when they do.

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OldChicoAle lemmy.world OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-26
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I'm gonna bet you're not putting your dishes and utensils through an autoclave.

I'm not putting shit in my dishwasher though

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tomenzgg midwest.social tomenzgg@midwest.social
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That's why I use the sink. Easier to take a sip. Shitting however, gets more problematic. Edit: For those worried about germs, I meant the kitchen sink so my toothbrush is fine.

Honestly, I was more worried about your plumbing; but now I understand.

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starik lemmy.today starik@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-06-19
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I work in biotech. Sanitizing should not be confused with sterilizing. While sanitizing reduces microorganisms to a safe level, sterilizing removes all microorganisms from an item. https://blog.foodsafety.ca/understanding-difference-between-cleaning-sanitizing-sterilizing

The bidet isn’t getting sanitized. Just rinsed a bit.

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GreenBean lemmy.today GreenBean@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-09-01
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Things I'd never known until I was today old.

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