You think about weird stuff in the shower.

Depends on how cooked you are.

Are you a poop sausage?

Only if you grinded your dick first. There aren't any sausages that I know of that use a fully intact piece of meat.

A penis is just another type of blood sausage

Anal sex is a dick sushi.

Thank you, Satan's Maggoty Cum Fart

And based off the last few words we can surmise OP is likely having a stroke... while in the shower thinking about sausage

I could've lived my life without reading this and I would've been happy.

This is my main reason for only having sex with trees. Also I feel sorry for the animals that are produced and processed in an industrialized fashion. 🤷‍♀️

is that a masturbation euphuism ?

It's real, called "F. Dick Sausage Stuffer"

Sausages are sealed at both ends, humans generally aren't sealed. We're poop stuffed meat tubes.

That's what Grindr is for, right?

Wow, I am oh so glad I gave up meat.

lets make sausage i'll be the meat you be the intestinal casing

We do have sphincters that separate various parts of our digestive tract...

Buddy, you need a boyfriend

Edit: oh, I just saw who posted this. I’ve known you from Reddit for well over a decade and a half.

You damn will know the awesomeness of getting fucked in the ass. Don’t come here and play ignorant.

Yeah but that's temporary, a sausage needs to be cut open or torn.

You’re already having anal sex when eating sausages, just a bit differently.

You first bro.

Sausage casings are made from the small intestines (usually from pigs but you can get them from other animals), not the rectum or large intestines. And it's not even the whole intestine but a lining or something like that. So you're not going nearly far enough to be considered a sausage.

The cylinder must not be damaged.

You don’t know me.

Correct.

really its like sausage stuffing. Its best when you stuff from both ends of the bird.

SatansMaggotyCumFart is a modern philosopher in the Diogenes mold.

No because we don't make sausages with rectums.

The word you're looking for is "euphemism."

If you eat a sausage, does that make you a metasausage? Sausage²?

Yes, that's why they call it the hot beef injection.

I am your sausage - An endearing term I thought I would never hear.