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oldmanalex
sh.itjust.works
oldmanalex@sh.itjust.worksJoined: 2026-08-15 |
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RestrictedAccount
lemmy.world
RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-21 |
She’s gonna grow up and be a serial killer |
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ThePantser
sh.itjust.works
ThePantser@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2025-02-19 |
She’s gonna grow up and be a serial killer
Grow up and have panic attacks when people blink and their eyes disappear. |
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CIA_chatbot
lemmy.world
CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-19 |
Kid in therapy 20 years later. “I feel like she’s always watching, with those dead, shark eyes” |
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Tylerdurdon
lemmy.world
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-16 |
It's a joke and I get it, but that period can be so taxing that moms fall asleep and then roll into their child, suffocating them. It's devastating. |
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danc4498
lemmy.world
danc4498@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-10 |
Don't sleep with babies in the bed. Fyi |
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schmorp
slrpnk.net
schmorpel@slrpnk.netJoined: 2023-07-12 |
Don't sleep with babies in the bed. Fyi
It's okay. Don't let your babies sleep alone. |
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schmorp
slrpnk.net
schmorpel@slrpnk.netJoined: 2023-07-12 |
It's a joke and I get it, but that period can be so taxing that moms fall asleep and then roll into their child, suffocating them. It's devastating. Yes, baby will want to be held but you can train them over time. Don't give up.
Not true, where do you have your info from? Pretty much everyone I know including myself has co-slept with their babies. I've never heard of a single problem with that, not from them and not in the news. However, if it gets taxing to the point of passing out, have the dead and some aunties step in and let the mom take time off! Edit: no, you should not let the dead care for your baby! Maybe ask the dad first. |
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Tylerdurdon
lemmy.world
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-16 |
Not true, where do you have your info from? Pretty much everyone I know including myself has co-slept with their babies. I've never heard of a single problem with that, not from them and not in the news. However, if it gets taxing to the point of passing out, have the dead and some aunties step in and let the mom take time off! Edit: no, you should not let the dead care for your baby! Maybe ask...
When I took a parenting class with my wife almost a decade ago, I remember it from there. 2 seconds of Google searching turned this up You do you but not everyone has support |
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saimen
feddit.org
saimen@feddit.org Joined: 2025-03-09 |
Not true, where do you have your info from? Pretty much everyone I know including myself has co-slept with their babies. I've never heard of a single problem with that, not from them and not in the news. However, if it gets taxing to the point of passing out, have the dead and some aunties step in and let the mom take time off! Edit: no, you should not let the dead care for your baby! Maybe ask...
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danc4498
lemmy.world
danc4498@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-10 |
It's okay. Don't let your babies sleep alone.
Um, it's not OK. Babies die all the time from that. I get that this is a meme and it's funny. Just giving an FYI. |
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saimen
feddit.org
saimen@feddit.org Joined: 2025-03-09 |
It's okay. Don't let your babies sleep alone.
They can sleep in their own bed in the same room. |
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Richard
lemmy.world
richardisaguy@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-08-13 |
Don't sleep with babies in the bed. Fyi
That's why i usually sleep with my kid on the hard cold floor |
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Tylerdurdon
lemmy.world
Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-16 |
When I took a parenting class with my wife almost a decade ago, I remember it from there. 2 seconds of Google searching turned this up You do you but not everyone has support
Also CDC links to this. |
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danc4498
lemmy.world
danc4498@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-06-10 |
That's why i usually sleep with my kid on the hard cold floor
Don't do that either. |
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Insekticus
aussie.zone
Insekticus@aussie.zone Joined: 2025-09-13 |
Kid in therapy 20 years later. “I feel like she’s always watching, with those dead, shark eyes”
This is why humans evolved that "uncanny valley" sense - to realise when your mother is pulling a fast one over you. |
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socsa
piefed.social
socsa@piefed.socialJoined: 2024-08-20 |
30 years later explaining your mannequin fetish to the therapist: |
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socsa
piefed.social
socsa@piefed.socialJoined: 2024-08-20 |
Don't sleep with babies in the bed. Fyi
What if they are already dead? |
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SatansMaggotyCumFart
piefed.social
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social Joined: 2025-06-16 |
What if they are already dead?
That's just a midnight snack. |
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Kanda
reddthat.com
Kanda@reddthat.com Joined: 2023-07-13 |
Not true, where do you have your info from? Pretty much everyone I know including myself has co-slept with their babies. I've never heard of a single problem with that, not from them and not in the news. However, if it gets taxing to the point of passing out, have the dead and some aunties step in and let the mom take time off! Edit: no, you should not let the dead care for your baby! Maybe ask...
Not sure I'd let the dead cosleep with my baby |
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WereHacker
lemmy.ml
WereHacker@lemmy.ml Joined: 2023-08-02 |
It is clear she has her skill from painting miniatures |
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damnthefilibuster
lemmy.world
damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-05 |
That kid’s uncanny valley reflex in overdrive. |
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damnthefilibuster
lemmy.world
damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-05 |
Not true, where do you have your info from? Pretty much everyone I know including myself has co-slept with their babies. I've never heard of a single problem with that, not from them and not in the news. However, if it gets taxing to the point of passing out, have the dead and some aunties step in and let the mom take time off! Edit: no, you should not let the dead care for your baby! Maybe ask...
Western theory says co-sleeping is the most evil thing since the devil. This is done to ensure maximum pain for parents. |
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TʜᴇʀᴀᴘʏGⒶʀʏ⁽ᵗʰᵉʸ‘ᵗʰᵉᵐ⁾
lemmy.dbzer0.com
TherapyGary@lemmy.dbzer0.comJoined: 2025-08-29 |
Western theory says co-sleeping is the most evil thing since the devil. This is done to ensure maximum pain for parents.
It's done to sell shit like cribs, blackout curtains, noise machines, pacifiers, etc, and to get mothers back to work sooner |
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antianarchist
sopuli.xyz
antianarchist@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2026-08-08 |
Not true, where do you have your info from? Pretty much everyone I know including myself has co-slept with their babies. I've never heard of a single problem with that, not from them and not in the news. However, if it gets taxing to the point of passing out, have the dead and some aunties step in and let the mom take time off! Edit: no, you should not let the dead care for your baby! Maybe ask...
No idea why you get so heavily downvoted. We did the same, the midwife was also okay and we even did a first aid training for babies, where suffocation in bed was a topic, but that’s due to the blanked, not the parent. I also just checked the statistics. Out of all suffocation deaths only 2.8% were because of someone else rolling over the baby. I believe most of the parents were intoxicated. So the real death rate by suffocation due to a parent rolling over them is super slim. |
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antianarchist
sopuli.xyz
antianarchist@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2026-08-08 |
Western theory says co-sleeping is the most evil thing since the devil. This is done to ensure maximum pain for parents.
Yeah. No one wants to sleep next to a snoring thing anyways /s (It is the best thing ever, believe me) |
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antianarchist
sopuli.xyz
antianarchist@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2026-08-08 |
When I took a parenting class with my wife almost a decade ago, I remember it from there. 2 seconds of Google searching turned this up You do you but not everyone has support
The blanket is the issue. |
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damnthefilibuster
lemmy.world
damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-07-05 |
Yeah. No one wants to sleep next to a snoring thing anyways /s (It is the best thing ever, believe me)
I know!!! |
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Meron35
lemmy.world
Meron35@lemmy.world Joined: 2023-12-01 |
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guyoverthere123
lemmy.dbzer0.com
guyoverthere123@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-07-31 |
And then her eyes open and the baby starts screaming. |
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cloudshouter
lemmy.zip
cloudshouter@lemmy.zip Joined: 2026-08-01 |
That kid is going to mess up somebody’s psychology study in the future. |
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Stolas
lemmy.ca
Stolas@lemmy.caJoined: 2026-08-27 |
Poor lady, she shouldn't have to do that. |
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Zarobi
aussie.zone
Zarobi@aussie.zone Joined: 2026-06-23 |
It's a joke and I get it, but that period can be so taxing that moms fall asleep and then roll into their child, suffocating them. It's devastating. Yes, baby will want to be held but you can train them over time. Don't give up.
Unless they have colic, in which case just try to get everyone through that 9 months alive |
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TrackinDaKraken
lemmy.world
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-02-26 |
Kid in therapy 20 years later. “I feel like she’s always watching, with those dead, shark eyes”
Like a doll's eyes. |
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TrackinDaKraken
lemmy.world
DarrinBrunner@lemmy.worldJoined: 2025-02-26 |
No idea why you get so heavily downvoted. We did the same, the midwife was also okay and we even did a first aid training for babies, where suffocation in bed was a topic, but that’s due to the blanked, not the parent. I also just checked the statistics. Out of all suffocation deaths only 2.8% were because of someone else rolling over the baby. I believe most of the parents were intoxicated. So...
I agree. Unless we're drugged, we're far more aware of our surroundings when asleep than most people realize. It's very unlikely that an undrugged person would roll over onto a baby and suffocate it.
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ayyy
sh.itjust.works
ayyy@sh.itjust.works Joined: 2024-06-20 |
Not true, where do you have your info from? Pretty much everyone I know including myself has co-slept with their babies. I've never heard of a single problem with that, not from them and not in the news. However, if it gets taxing to the point of passing out, have the dead and some aunties step in and let the mom take time off! Edit: no, you should not let the dead care for your baby! Maybe ask...
Oh, well if you didn’t personally experience it I’m sure it’s fine! Those stupid scientists with their…studying the observed causes of death of infants are just stupid boring losers, right? Are they even mothers? |
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schmorp
slrpnk.net
schmorpel@slrpnk.netJoined: 2023-07-12 |
No idea why you get so heavily downvoted. We did the same, the midwife was also okay and we even did a first aid training for babies, where suffocation in bed was a topic, but that’s due to the blanked, not the parent. I also just checked the statistics. Out of all suffocation deaths only 2.8% were because of someone else rolling over the baby. I believe most of the parents were intoxicated. So...
Someone posted a link from 2013, so some of this info is outdated. Some of it might be different approaches in different cultures and countries. And people just love being right, don't they, and they love getting angry when it's for the 'protection of children'. Especially when they think the opponent is a 'dirty hippie' following any kind of non-mainstream woo-woo ideas. I'm just sorry for their kids. A baby is a small mammal and their sense of safety directly derives from closeness with the caretaker. Babies who feel safe are more likely to turn into adults who feel safe. |
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schmorp
slrpnk.net
schmorpel@slrpnk.netJoined: 2023-07-12 |
Western theory says co-sleeping is the most evil thing since the devil. This is done to ensure maximum pain for parents.
Crying strengthens the lungs! /s I believe in most Western countries these theories are outdated by now. Nobody criticized my cosleeping in the early 2000s, it was already debunked as a cause of SIDS. Maybe that's different in the US? |
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incompetent
programming.dev
incompetent@programming.dev Joined: 2024-11-16 |
I'm out of the loop. Who is she and what's the context? |
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SkaveRat
discuss.tchncs.de
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de Joined: 2023-07-09 |
I'm out of the loop. Who is she and what's the context?
Random person who painted eyes on her eyes lids, so she could sleep |
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justme
lemmy.dbzer0.com
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com Joined: 2024-04-17 |
simpsons did it first |
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antianarchist
sopuli.xyz
antianarchist@sopuli.xyz Joined: 2026-08-08 |
Someone posted a link from 2013, so some of this info is outdated. Some of it might be different approaches in different cultures and countries. And people just love being right, don't they, and they love getting angry when it's for the 'protection of children'. Especially when they think the opponent is a 'dirty hippie' following any kind of non-mainstream woo-woo ideas. I'm just sorry for the...
True, I can see that with other parents on the playground, how they treat their kids. At the same time, I also got treated like that and I still turned out okay I believe. But my goals are definitely different, as I do everything for my kids, constantly consume books or even go yo in-person trainings/courses, just so that I can create a good environment for them and give them everything they need to be successful in life. |
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TAG
lemmy.world
TAG@lemmy.worldJoined: 2023-06-08 |
Not true, where do you have your info from? Pretty much everyone I know including myself has co-slept with their babies. I've never heard of a single problem with that, not from them and not in the news. However, if it gets taxing to the point of passing out, have the dead and some aunties step in and let the mom take time off! Edit: no, you should not let the dead care for your baby! Maybe ask...
I am sure that the risk of killing your child while co-sleeping is very low, but what parent would accept a small chance of committing negligent homicide against their baby? |
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schmorp
slrpnk.net
schmorpel@slrpnk.netJoined: 2023-07-12 |
I am sure that the risk of killing your child while co-sleeping is very low, but what parent would accept a small chance of committing negligent homicide against their baby?
Because a baby is a small mammal seeking the warmth and heartbeat of its caretaker. This is of utmost importance for its wellbeing and proper development. Taking that away to avoid a tiny chance of death? It's up to you. I chose the small risk. I chose many small risks throughout my kid's life because I believed taking them all away and coddling them from every danger would make for a very reduced learning experience and a lot less love and fun. |
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