Theres a closed down kfc nearby and im opening a restaurant called KYC

there will be 10 flock/axon cameras in the parking lot, 5 on the building, 12 inside (how many are in the bathroom is a trade secret)

all employees MUST wear meta glasses on with light removed and no masks for anyone allowed

in order to enter you need to downlaod the app fill out your name dob address favorite color and take a picture of your drivers lisnse and upload a video of you turning your head to the right and left (to protect the kids)

feel free to put all valuable advertising data on our billboard with your full name and your picture (plus names and pictures of partner, parents, childern, friends) its fun!

ignore that the food still sucks

(also leave your car unlocked for safety reasons lol we will call the police if you dont)

this is just the united states today

but we have marketable sauce (thats just like everyone elses but our brand is on it)

Kentucky Yoked Chicken?

Yoked