RetroFed Forum
Your home away from modern life.
The phenomenon of morning wood means humanity has been doing a nonstop global boner wave
Post Reply
AuthorMessage
Wren lemmy.today Wren@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-11-04
Quote

304   Original
slazer2au lemmy.world slazer2au@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-30
#2 · Quote Reply

45
Pringles sopuli.xyz Pringles@sopuli.xyz
Joined: 2025-06-07
#3 · Quote Reply

A Mexican dickwave

4
Schmoo slrpnk.net Schmoo@slrpnk.net
Joined: 2023-07-04
#4 · Quote Reply

Actually morning wood is just a consequence of the fact that penises cycle between flaccid and erect multiple times per night as you sleep and sometimes you just happen to wake up during the erect phase.

14
Wren Moderator Wren@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-11-04
#5 · Quote Reply

Actually morning wood is just a consequence of the fact that penises cycle between flaccid and erect multiple times per night as you sleep and sometimes you just happen to wake up during the erect phase.

I did not know this, thank you.

8
scops reddthat.com scops@reddthat.com
Joined: 2023-07-13
#6 · Quote Reply

I wanted to see if I could be nitpicky, and UTC -12:00 is officially uninhabited, but that's only because the countries that longitudinally lie in that range borrow from other time zones for convenience. Tonga, Samoa, parts of Alaska, etc do indeed ride this wave, even if their clocks disagree.

16
MeThisGuy feddit.nl MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
Joined: 2024-02-20
#7 · (edited) Quote Reply

Actually morning wood is just a consequence of the fact that penises cycle between flaccid and erect multiple times per night as you sleep and sometimes you just happen to wake up during the erect phase.

I'm going to put my smartwatch on there tonight.
thx for the idea

16
Hadriscus jlai.lu Hadriscus@jlai.lu
Joined: 2025-06-10
#8 · Quote Reply

I wanted to see if I could be nitpicky, and UTC -12:00 is officially uninhabited, but that's only because the countries that longitudinally lie in that range borrow from other time zones for convenience. Tonga, Samoa, parts of Alaska, etc do indeed ride this wave, even if their clocks disagree.

I read "even if their cocks disagree" and it still made complete sense

15
Druid lemmy.zip v4ld1z@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-06-11
#9 · Quote Reply

I'm going to put my smartwatch on there tonight. thx for the idea

report back once you have results

7
rustinmyeye lemmy.ml rustinmyeye@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2024-11-22
#10 · Quote Reply

https://youtu.be/t-ORHKxaXmA

1
k0e3 lemmy.ca k0e3@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2025-03-03
#11 · Quote Reply

I wanted to see if I could be nitpicky, and UTC -12:00 is officially uninhabited, but that's only because the countries that longitudinally lie in that range borrow from other time zones for convenience. Tonga, Samoa, parts of Alaska, etc do indeed ride this wave, even if their clocks disagree.

Thank you for doing the boner math for us.

4
RampantParanoia2365 lemmy.world RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-02
#12 · Quote Reply

Actually morning wood is just a consequence of the fact that penises cycle between flaccid and erect multiple times per night as you sleep and sometimes you just happen to wake up during the erect phase.

Or you gotta piss like a racehorse.

3
Horsey lemmy.world Horsey@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-21
#13 · (edited) Quote Reply

Actually morning wood is just a consequence of the fact that penises cycle between flaccid and erect multiple times per night as you sleep and sometimes you just happen to wake up during the erect phase.

It’s nature’s way of preventing phimosis and erectile dysfunction.

2
Captain Aggravated sh.itjust.works captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-20
#14 · Quote Reply

Or you gotta piss like a racehorse.

On the ceiling.

2
Whats_your_reasoning lemmy.world Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world
Joined: 2024-09-22
#15 · Quote Reply

I'm going to put my smartwatch on there tonight. thx for the idea

It's been over 24 hours. Results?

2
No1 aussie.zone No1@aussie.zone
Joined: 2023-06-21
#16 · (edited) Quote Reply

On the ceiling.

Aiming is hard enough as it is

hard.... huehuehue

1
RampantParanoia2365 lemmy.world RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-10-02
#17 · Quote Reply

On the ceiling.

Have you ever woken up and not had to pee? It's like my bladder goes into overdrive if I fall asleep.

1
Post Reply
Back to top