A Mexican dickwave

Actually morning wood is just a consequence of the fact that penises cycle between flaccid and erect multiple times per night as you sleep and sometimes you just happen to wake up during the erect phase.

I did not know this, thank you.

I wanted to see if I could be nitpicky, and UTC -12:00 is officially uninhabited, but that's only because the countries that longitudinally lie in that range borrow from other time zones for convenience. Tonga, Samoa, parts of Alaska, etc do indeed ride this wave, even if their clocks disagree.

I'm going to put my smartwatch on there tonight.
thx for the idea

I read "even if their cocks disagree" and it still made complete sense

report back once you have results

https://youtu.be/t-ORHKxaXmA

Thank you for doing the boner math for us.

Or you gotta piss like a racehorse.

It’s nature’s way of preventing phimosis and erectile dysfunction.

On the ceiling.

It's been over 24 hours. Results?

Aiming is hard enough as it is

hard.... huehuehue

Have you ever woken up and not had to pee? It's like my bladder goes into overdrive if I fall asleep.