cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/52217420

You all allow it. Why are they shocked?

No way the SNL skit writers are this good.

by now you should of already over thrown your goverment. We are behind.

Nah they want something worst. Tell me have you heard of the tragedy of Darth Sidious the wise?

The Onion has to dig really deep for material.

It’s true, but I don’t want to be shot in the back like Pretti. Or shot in my car for just being nearby. Which is why the SS Squad exists now, self governance through fear.

Worse, the entire western world seems determined (EU and UK too) to back that play through profiling/database building on individuals. What is the point of that if not government use against its citizens?

Why, dear sir, are you allowing it?

This guy?

Edit: the one getting his jaw smashed, on the right.

I’m pretty sure people, maybe you, are gonna get shot in the face… oh, they already are. How long until it’s you? Your loved one? Maybe you just catch a stray. Tough tits I guess. Worth it for all that American freedumb.

Why don’t I? Because I don’t live in the United States anymore, so not my problem. In fact, the faster the United States falls, the faster other countries start getting along without it.

We know US service men are very reliant on tech to perform. So when they say "warrior" it feels metaphorically.

Like, "The other soldiers in the war games are picking on us again again."

"Oh, don't you listen to them. You're my big brave warriors. Now, who wants to meet Jake and Logan?"

I wasn’t asking about the pseudo martial law, I was asking about the encroachment on data and anonymity across the pond. That leads to the same place as the US: government control. It’s just slower and more subtle.

SNL is too classy to let the likes of the Paul brothers dirty their studio.

Oh, so you're a fucking coward.

Shut up.

They let Trump host.

I sit corrected

Yeah I was sorta hoping for, "I'm European and I do protests every weekend," after that tough guy talk.

Except we got, "oh I ran away."

Not that it means much, but what year?

Edit: 2004 and 2015. Ouch!

I'm consistently amazed at the number of people who have the audacity to try and guilt people to just start shooting eachother. I've never been more driven to acute violence than when someone is like 'so when is the revolution starting', like, motherfucker you start it ya fucken dumbass, you expecting a bunch of '2nd amendment types' to just go throw themselves at the wall of the US milirary?

See, you guys are awesome, but when you've got your GoPro on in the combat zone, be sure to remind everyone to like and subscribe after every confirmed kill, that'll really help you monetize your channel.

Maybe these guys can distract from the Epstein files for a little while?

He did not host in no damn 2015.... No google says he did, weird I don't remember him doing that.