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Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
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ZeroCool piefed.ca ZeroCool@piefed.ca
Joined: 2025-06-07
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Link: https://theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-with-how-much-trumps-english-has-improved-since-last-visit/
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trainsrkool lemmy.ml trainsrkool@lemmy.ml
Joined: 2026-06-05
#2 · Quote Reply

almost ate the onion 😂
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lettruthout lemmy.world lettruthout@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-11
#3 · Quote Reply

As though Trump‘s English has improved at all lately.
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slothrop lemmy.ca slothrop@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2024-07-03
#4 · Quote Reply
lettruthout wrote:
As though Trump‘s English has improved at all lately.

Xi's paying a tiny bit of attention this time.
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tacosanonymous lemmy.blahaj.zone tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone
Joined: 2026-07-31
#5 · Quote Reply

I was honestly making this joke about Melania bc Some shit rag was focusing on Peng’s wife speaking English with Melania.
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🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞 lemmy.world daychilde@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
#6 · Quote Reply
lettruthout wrote:
As though Trump‘s English has improved at all lately.

That's the only reason I immediately realized it was satire before I noticed the source. lol
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samus12345 sh.itjust.works samus12345@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-07-03
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lettruthout wrote:
As though Trump‘s English has improved at all lately.

Xi went on to say that Trump’s comprehension of the language was still so poor that the Chinese delegation could use English to openly discuss sensitive issues in his presence without fear he would understand them.
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Lucidlethargy sh.itjust.works Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2023-06-28
#8 · Quote Reply
lettruthout wrote:
As though Trump‘s English has improved at all lately.

I wonder how many strokes he's had. I genuinely imagine around five based on how he speaks.
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blockheadjt sh.itjust.works blockheadjt@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-08-23
#9 · Quote Reply

Oh I get it. Since Dump is unintelligible now, Xi doesn't have to think about the dumb bullshit he's saying.
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Brave Little Hitachi Wand lemmy.ca Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.ca
Joined: 2023-06-12
#10 · Quote Reply

My first genuine belly laugh of the day, cheers
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