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FreddiesLantern leminal.space FreddiesLantern@leminal.space
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Think about it, everything gets recycled endlessly liquids, matter, gas,...

At some point you've probably tooted a few molecules that have been tooted by Alexander the great or Ramses before.

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FriendOfDeSoto startrek.website FriendOfDeSoto@startrek.website
Joined: 2023-06-12
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It would probably be a miracle if you hadn't re-farted some molecules.

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AbouBenAdhem lemmy.world AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
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All of your farts are the farts of millions of your gut bacteria.

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Law Abiding VPN User feddit.org ThatGuyNamedZeus@feddit.org
Joined: 2024-12-12
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Oh... for a second there when I had only seen the title I thought you were on shrooms

We've all probably farted stardust... from the star man waiting in the sky. Or sub atomic particles that used to be iridium

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Brave Little Hitachi Wand feddit.uk yakko@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-01-08
#5 · Quote Reply

Every breath you take has a few atoms that belonged to Hitler. Matter gets around.

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homes piefed.world homes@piefed.world
Joined: 2025-12-28
#6 · (edited) Quote Reply

I SAY!

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A_norny_mousse piefed.zip A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip
Joined: 2026-02-04
#7 · (edited) Quote Reply

mpfc
mpfc
Praise Terry Gilliam, who also created OP's pic. Part of the MPFC intro animation iirc, which also included the clown doctor (a precursor to The Meaning of Life's Birth scene) which I cannot find a pic or GIF of anywhere.

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Tanis Nikana lemmy.world tanisnikana@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-19
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Take a deep breath.

Hold it for a bit, just sit there with that lungful of air.

Inside your chest, you have at least one molecule that came out of Julius Caesar’s expiring breath, the one which halfway went out his back cause of all the holes he spontaneously got for a repetitive reason.

That’s just his one last breath. In your lungs.

Every ex you swore you’d never see again has breathed some of the air in your chest. So has Barack Obama, William Shakespeare, Murasaki Shikibu, Vincent Van Gogh, Usain Bolt, the girl across town you like, Elon Musk, even Hitler, every last human alive or dead, has had air in your chest right now.

Most animals, every plant, every whale and every turtle.

And its all just circulating.

And it’s only borrowed.

You can give it back now.

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Tanis Nikana lemmy.world tanisnikana@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-19
#9 · Quote Reply

Every breath you take has a few atoms that belonged to Hitler. Matter gets around.

Damn, I should have read the comments before I posted my thing.

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FreddiesLantern leminal.space FreddiesLantern@leminal.space
Joined: 2025-09-19
#10 · Quote Reply

Praise Terry Gilliam, who also created OP's pic. Part of the MPFC intro animation iirc, which also included the clown doctor (a precursor to The Meaning of Life's Birth scene) which I cannot find a pic or GIF of anywhere.

Every fart is saaaacred, every fart is good!

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AwesomeLowlander sh.itjust.works AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works
Joined: 2024-07-12
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I fart stardust.

Thank you however, for the amazing image that came with the post.

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Brave Little Hitachi Wand feddit.uk yakko@feddit.uk
Joined: 2025-01-08
#12 · Quote Reply

Damn, I should have read the comments before I posted my thing.

Yours was better, I usually like to be more poetic but I'm feeling laconic lately.

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Maultasche lemmy.world Maultasche@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-16
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HeartyOfGlass piefed.social HeartyOfGlass@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-06-04
#14 · Quote Reply

All of your farts are the farts of millions of your gut bacteria.

💫 Yours are the farts of millions 🚀

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M137 lemmy.today M137@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-04-17
#15 · (edited) Quote Reply

This is like a mix of Hieronymus Bosch and Rob Gonsalves while having none of the nice parts from either (I'm a big fan of both but can't say I like this, in a serious way).

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benderbeerman lemmy.world benderbeerman@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-09
#16 · Quote Reply

I SAY!

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of Science™?

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FreddiesLantern leminal.space FreddiesLantern@leminal.space
Joined: 2025-09-19
#17 · Quote Reply

This is like a mix of Hieronymus Bosch and Rob Gonsalves while having none of the nice parts from either (I'm a big fan of both but can't say I like this, in a serious way).

I would advise you to steer clear of Monty Python then.

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altphoto lemmy.today altphoto@lemmy.today
Joined: 2025-04-14
#18 · Quote Reply

A cow's fart of you live in the countryside.

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M137 lemmy.today M137@lemmy.today
Joined: 2026-04-17
#19 · Quote Reply

I would advise you to steer clear of Monty Python then.

Love Monty Python, but it's not the same kind of appreciation as well done paintings.

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MrOtingocni lemmy.world MrOtingocni@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-06-06
#20 · Quote Reply

Hey! That's my fart!

That guy just farted my fart!

Is there no justice in this world??

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FreddiesLantern leminal.space FreddiesLantern@leminal.space
Joined: 2025-09-19
#21 · Quote Reply

Hey! That's my fart! That guy just farted my fart! Is there no justice in this world??

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MrOtingocni lemmy.world MrOtingocni@lemmy.world
Joined: 2026-06-06
#22 · Quote Reply

🤣
Ha ha ha, That's great!

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