(Name changes to , She-Slasher)

(Twirls around, outfit changing to a black Gothic dress with strappy straps with a flourish)

(Healthbar refills, and then elongates past its previous boundaries with a slight crackling noise)

(Pulls out a second sword)

(Begins to wavedash around the arena as the music changes to... Hyperpop?)

dramatic piano music intensifies

I haven't heard the dramatic choir ensemble begin their chorus yet, and I'm getting worried I don't get my own second phase :(

Maybe it's because I don't have my cute Halloween fit yet? I'm thinking flowy long sleeve blouse, ruffled asymmetrical black skirt, corset belt, spider-web tights, and calf-high boots. What is it missing?

Married to one😏

A hero to fight?

Hmmm. You might be on to something.

Maybe I really am holding out for a hero.

I need a hero!

I'm holding out for a hero to dramatically fight.

And he's gotta be cool and he's gotta be strong

And he's gotta deplete my first life.

I mean, obviously some kind of staff, wand, jewel or sceptor to kick off the magical-girl transformation with!

i'm really more of a hoagie person

No, no, no. Trans people reveal their final form. It's lovecraftian. And it makes [bigoted] men lose their sanity.

This would be an incredible bit for either a cartoon or a live-action-steven-universe-type-media-property to do if/when a character decided to transition.

Does anyone know if it's already been done in something?

They can do that as long as it doesn't mean I have to fight them to win.

Like you get your name, healthbar and everything and then we just build Lego together?

That sounds amazing

oh fuck have i been giving people the ick by demanding they spar with me?

Well I AM trying to figure out a way to epoxy some quartz together on top of a 10w Led chip to make a sweet wizard staff top...

It sounds like you're on your way, girl! You'll be spinning in colourful backgrounds in no time!

I dont know, I'm only talking about myself here