Cross-posted from https://lemmy.world/post/52489249

I'm assuming that's to go with the martini, since that's such a simple drink?

The picture is correct. I certainly won't.

Yes, one olive per martini. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day of course.

Don't leak the secrets.

Or in my case my home made moonshine. I am joking though, I would never bother with a garnish.

There’s enough gin in a half gallon bottle to make 30-40 martinis. Coincidence??

Oof, that's a lot of sodium

The drier the martini, the simpler it is to make.

But they’ve got electrolytes…

Oh something's gonna leak, but it's not the secrets.

They got what plants crave

Use a fork, pls. We're dysfunctional, not animals.

Personal experience with that amount of olives is that a shard of a pit is unavoidable. So either eat slowly or don't chew. Chewing fast can hurt.

Aldi microwave mac and cheese is good in a pinch.

But forks take effort... I kid, even I'm not that bad.

I'm so happy to see this reference, you have no idea!

greetings fellow waitress and or bartender

It was a sad day when olives no longer fit on the ends of my fingers...
I need to make some sort of silicone glove with olive-pit-sized extensions, so I can eat them the way the lord intended.