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I mean, Hebden Bridge does sound a lot more fun
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Nick East (Indie Writer) mastodon.art NickEast_IndieWriter@mastodon.art
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Photo of a little book house on which someone has put an angry note reading: WHOEVER IS PLACING THE COPYS OF PORNOGRAPHIC LITERATURE IN HERE, STOP! CORNHOLME IS A GOOD GOD FEARING CHRISTIAN VILLAGE. IF THIS FILTH IS TO YOUR LIKING MAY WE SUGGEST THAT YOU MOVE TO THE CESS PIT THAT IS HEBDEN BRIDGE!

Captioned: I donโ€™t know about you, but I'm off to Hebden Bridge!

I mean, Hebden Bridge does sound a lot more fun... ๐Ÿ˜‚ @reading @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop #Filth #Erotica#ReadingMemes #Meme #Humor #Humour #Funny #Geek#Reading #Readers #ReadingCommunity #AmReading#Novel #Books #Fiction #Bookstodon

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Im_old lemmy.world Im_old@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-04
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and maybe in Hebden Bridge can proofread too. Also I'd put extracts of sex passages in the bible in there

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Dyskolos lemmy.zip Dyskolos@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-10-01
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Is "god fearing" something anyone wants to be? I prefer a fear-free life somehow.

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betterdeadthanreddit lemmy.world betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-06
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and maybe in Hebden Bridge can proofread too. Also I'd put extracts of sex passages in the bible in there

Donkey dicks, emissions of horses, et cetera. Pearl-clutcher with a printer talks a lot of shit for someone living in a place one letter away from cornhole.

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Zumbador mefi.social Zumbador@mefi.social
Joined: 2023-02-10
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@NickEast_IndieWriter @reading @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop This reminds me of a neighbour who referred to the bus stop across the street as a "den of iniquity" because people tended to gather there while waiting for the bus.

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Zachariah lemmy.world Zachariah@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-13
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stop stuffing porn in my Cornholme

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betterdeadthanreddit lemmy.world betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-06
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stop stuffing porn in my Cornholme

And cut it out with the corn deliveries to Pornholme.

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Janx piefed.social Janx@piefed.social
Joined: 2025-12-19
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If you can't even type 2 sentences without multiple typos/errors, you probably shouldn't be posting notices.

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prostatitis lemmy.world prostatitis@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-11-23
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Is it 'whoever' or 'whomever'?

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scutiger lemmy.world scutiger@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-06-12
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Is it 'whoever' or 'whomever'?

Who is the subject and whom is the object. In this case, it's correct.

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BoxOfFeet lemmy.world BoxOfFeet@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-07-01
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If they are talking about literal porn, like a Hustler with a bunch of pages stuck together, I'm on their side. If it's just romance novels, they need to lighten up.

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yucandu lemmy.world yucandu@lemmy.world
Joined: 2025-03-12
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Is "god fearing" something anyone wants to be? I prefer a fear-free life somehow.

Lots of people think the only reason to be kind to others is because they're afraid of god's punishment.

So they see someone who is not afraid of god as someone who is willing to steal, lie, murder, etc.

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Eric Bono mstdn.social EricBono@mstdn.social
Joined: 2026-04-09
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@NickEast_IndieWriter @reading @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop k e rn i n g(Ok, it's really a spacing and justifying problem, I'll admit it.)

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@NickEast_IndieWriter @reading @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop k e rn i n g(Ok, it's really a spacing and justifying problem, I'll admit it.)

@EricBono @NickEast_IndieWriter @reading @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop I would definitely say that note is unjustified.

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HollieK mastodonapp.uk HollieK72@mastodonapp.uk
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@NickEast_IndieWriter @reading @bookstodon @books @humor@fedigroups.social @humor@lemmy.world @aiop Note: Don't go to Cornholme, it's a sanctimonious place.

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Bahnd Rollard lemmy.world Bahnd@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-26
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Is "god fearing" something anyone wants to be? I prefer a fear-free life somehow.

The Great and Mighty Kevin: I fear no gods, baby!

Big-D: There are no god babies here, only men.

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bcgm3 lemmy.world bcgm3@lemmy.world
Joined: 2023-08-06
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Ya can't be a prude when ya live in a town called "Cornhole Me"

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Dyskolos lemmy.zip Dyskolos@lemmy.zip
Joined: 2023-10-01
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Lots of people think the only reason to be kind to others is because they're afraid of god's punishment. So they see someone who is not afraid of god as someone who is willing to steal, lie, murder, etc.

Those god-fearing people is what one should fear then. People so rotten and hollow, they need some ancient religion to "know" what's right or wrong. Awesome.

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